A Hoe & A Housewife

Ever wished you were a fly on the wall during a candid chat between friends? Well, strap in as Natalie keeps things real with Lex on a range of topics on their latest episode of "A Hoe and A Housewife." They peel back the layers on the complexities of relationships, from surprise visits and best friends to navigating breakups and respecting "grace periods." Are we as humans too...

Just when you thought career decisions were tough, Lex drops in with her recent job-selection journey that had her juggling between two exciting offers. Sharing her experience with trusting her gut and following her intuition.  Ever experienced the terror of a hangover anxiety, "hangxiety"? Nat's wild night at Buffalo Chip comes with a tale that will make you rethink that extra shot...

Are you feeling the heat? In this latest episode, the girls don't shy away from the scorching realities of what life is like in South Texas and Arizona. As they navigate through their professional lives in these furnace-like conditions, you'll hear how Lex, a waitress, and Natalie, a time-zone juggling professional, cope with the high temperatures and how it influences their daily routin...

HEY HEY! The gals are back in action and celebrating one year of the podcast. They pushed pause on their recording schedule due to some technical hiccups and found themselves in a whirlpool of revelations. From navigating Natalie's jobless phase to sharing unabashed accounts of their past jobs, this episode is a refreshing take on life's ups and downs. Ever thought about living in a mans...

HELLO HOES! The girls are back with another episode and they have a special guest, Rob Zastryzny, Nat's husband joining in this week. Get an inside scoop to their marriage and listen in as they share the ups and downs that led to their most challenging year of marriage. 

Flowers is on REPEAT, and the girls are breaking down the difference between fuck boys and finding your true love. Lex is figuring out her social life without a social life, and Natalie is getting ready to move into her new Phoenix apartment.

Nat and Lex are back with another episode recapping Nat's weekend at the rodeo and the weird spidey senses these two feel when they are apart. Let's get into hoes and hoe-ettes. 

Exes come and go, but do they truly ever STAY GONE? Lex is spilling the tea on shady exes, and Nat is giving you the inside scoop on her full production to sending the ultimate hot girl nudes. Lastly, what are the benefits of celibacy and semen retention...we don't know but Kevin Gates has all the information. Enjoy hoes! 

Hello 2023! It is the first Monday of the NEW YEAR and the girls are back in action after a 2.5 month hiatus. Q4 was truly one of the hardest seasons of life for Lex and Nat but they are openly sharing what they have been up to and where they are headed as we all move into a new year. From grieving infertility, aging parents, therapy, and healing inner childhood trauma...IT HAS BEEN A BEAUTIFUL RO...

Is Mercury in retrograde or is it just our sassy-ass attitude? Lol. Lex is having a sad girl week and Nat is picking up where she left off in her fertility journey with Rob. They share the leaked congressman sex tape and wonder how to outlive men. All in this week's episode! Enjoy hoes!

Boo! It is SPOOKY SEASON hoes and the girls are back after a 6-week hiatus. Did you miss them? Because they missed you. Nat shit herself and the girls talk Disney Halloween movies, Jeffrey Dahmer, and personal experiences with the other world. 

It has almost been 10 YEARS since the girls left high school and when the conversation of a reunion came up, Nat and Lex looked back at the last decade of their lives. Did you plan your life at 18? Do you think we all have a calling a life? What advice would you tell your younger self? Listen to this week's episode as Nat and Lex really spill the beans on life's funny way of leading us t...

Is being too flirty, slutty? Or is it just charisma and personality? Lex and Nat break it down and share Nat's worst, most embarrassing college bar make-out session. They are digging into hinge profiles. LOL...What are red and green flags for Lex? AND the girls have their FIRST listener's submission. YAY.  

Yeet yeet...Nat is back from Nashville and is still on a high from living her best life in her Joe Dirt mullet with her gang, but is having too many friends fake? Who knows...but Tiktok sure has a lot to say on that topic. The girls get into a core memory of slicked-back hair and gold hoops from their childhood, which this generation now refers to as the "clean girl aesthetic", and they...

WOW. The girls have been M.I.A...but they are back and feeling refreshed. Your favorite hoe and housewife are spilling the tea and rules of traveling with friends, Nat's toxic drunk episodes lately, and Lex is giving out imaginary ribbons to friends and herself for good behavior. 

He is under 6 ft...What's up, fellow hoes! Your favorite gals are back after an extended Fourth of July break LOL. Join them on this episode as they shoot the shit about coochie sniffers, kitty kat juices, and what makes or breaks those first impressions when all signs point to them being a 10. 

What is up, hoes? Yeah, this is not a conversation we thought we would be having in 2022, but here we are. It is never easy to talk about politics, religion, and sensitive subjects but as a podcast that is in support of women doing whatever the f*ck they want...it would be wrong for us to stay silent on what is occurring in our nation right now.  We ask that you understand that we respect and love...

Lex and Nat are reunited, FINALLY! The girls are going on a spontaneous trip in two weeks and Lex is feeling much better after a week of being bedridden. In this week's episode, your two favorite hoes break down why we all continuously chase love and shitty people. Is it for the thrill of it? Do we enjoy getting hurt? Do we believe we are unworthy of good relationships? We are all f*cked up o...

Hey Hoes! Lex is out sick this week, but welcome to the first Men's Tell All featuring special guests Corey Black and Rob Zastryzny. A male version of A Hoe & A Housewife. Rob Z is Natalie's husband and Corey is one of Rob's teammates from his time with the Chicago Cubs Organization. Natalie gets the scoop on some horrible dating stories...(one may even involve an Amber Heard po...

Hello Hoes! The girls are back from their vacations and Nat is feeling much better from her throat and cough. Sit back and catch up on Lex's trip to Chicago. Did she find a sugar daddy? Do you believe in soft swingers? And how can you tell if a guy has BDE? Nat shares the struggles she is facing after losing weight, and so much more. Enjoy & Happy Pride Month! 

Lex is 11 months post-breakup. It is time to talk about the ups and downs and the reality of a breakup because Nat and Lex know that shit is not easy. Time to heal and learn self-love all over again, hoes. 

Do we speak spanish? No. Are we proud Latinas? Absolutely. Are we responsible for training men? Hell no. Don't come for us lol we know we are coconuts. We share our Cinco De Mayo/Mother's Day Special and give you our perspective of what it was like being raised in the Hispanic culture. From the stereotypes to generational roles...we get into all of it. 

May is here and so is Mental Health Awareness Month. In this week's episode, Lex and Nat get personal about Nat's story and struggles with depression and anxiety, and identify the difference between temporary sadness and deep depression. 

Golden showers, butt plugs, and swinger parties...oh my! Another week another episode and this time Nat and Lex are sharing how to find self-confidence in the bedroom, public sex, and absolute no-nos in the bedroom. 

Lex is lonely and uncomfortable and can longer be active on hinge...are you bored or are you just lonely? In this week's episode, Nat and Lex go into the struggles of facing loneliness when healing. Let's stop twiddling our thumbs and start maximizing our one-life baby.