90 Day Fiance TheQuickSlice Way

We discuss 90 the single life

Clayton calls out Anali for having a stripper at her bachelorette party. Gino and Jasmine go wedding dress shopping. Rob the Knob can never let anything go. Sam converts to Islam. And the show completely forgot about Devin and Nick. 

Jasmine argues with Gino while menacingly holding a knife. Clayton’s mom is tired of the foreign food and wants more burgers. Sam tells Citra’s mother he may have to go back to prison. Manuel and Ashley go to Niagara Falls for their wedding. Sophie and Rob are going to be miserable forever if they get married. Justin continues to be a terrible person, and Nikki stays with him. 

Gino proposes to Jasmine for the millionth time. Clayton plans to bring his closet mom with him when they move. Ashley and Manuel have sex in a coffee shop bathroom after arguing. Sam meets Citra’s father. Nikki and Justin are an absolute mess. 

Rob the Knob finally meets Sophie’s mom and it goes terribly. Justin tries to convince Nikki to have a threesome. Ashley feels that Manuel does not appreciate what she does for him. Jasmine and Gino discuss having a baby. Anali gets awkward when Clayton asks about meeting her father. 

No new 90 day this week so we discuss season 5 of The Other Way

Clayton embarrasses himself and his fiancé by making an inappropriate joke after meeting his friend. Sophie and Rob decide to argue loudly at a sex shop. Devin’s wedding dress officially arrives. Manuel talks to Ashley’s mother. Gino and Jasmine go to the beach. Sam may be have to go to jail. 

Rob tries to find the cheapest ring possible for Sophie. Gino makes a mistake by introducing Jasmine to Miami. Clayton hopes bringing Anali to see some llamas will get him some sexy time later. Justin continues to make excuses for cheating on Nikki.

Rob the knob is questioned by his friends about his recent knobbery. Nick cannot stop talking about pigs. A new couple is introduced. Manuel just wants to watch soccer. Justin tells Nikki he has been with women intimately since they’ve been together. 

Gino has been brushing up on his Spanish. Sophie decided to give Rob another chance, but he’d rather live in a hobbit hole. Manuel and Ashley get into an argument about coffee. Anali may not be attracted to Clayton. 

Jasmine accuses Gino of cheating after finding lipstick in his car. Perhaps his lavish pro bocce ball player lifestyle has gone to his head. Devin meets Nick’s parents for the first time and it’s as awkward as expected. Sophie considers giving Rob the Nob another chance. Clayton’s fiance is confused why his mom is in a closet and his Guinea pigs roam free. 

A new couple is introduced. Devin gets ready to meet Nick’s parents. Jasmine blames her rash on Gino’s dirty bed. Nikki’s mother gives her some much needed brutal honesty. 

Jasmine reveals her ex helped pay for her plastic surgery. Nikki is upset that Justin would rather play games in the park than have sex. Nick and Devin meet. Rob and Sophie argue about having kids. 

Manuel is not sure about being engaged to a witch. Gino and Jasmine argue about butt implants then her dog pees on the floor. Rob and Sophie get stuck in an elevator.

The new season has started and it’s NOT looking good. Jasmine got butt implants then yelled at Gino on FaceTime. There’s a new Jibri and Miona, and they’re equally boring. Nikki and her fiancé broke up for 15 YEARS. And lastly, there’s another witch lady on this season. 

Christian refuses to admit he is at fault for anything he’s done, then half proposes to Cleo. The call with Tyray’s catfish is finally revealed. Amanda and Razvan are broken up, but he’s still coming to America. Jasmine learns how to do sign language. David and Sheila might need to wait years to be together. 

Jasmine reveals she had a sex tape with her ex boyfriend. Statler’s friend isn’t sure about her and Dempsey’s compatibility. Riley and Violet’s relationship continues to be incoherent. Meisha worries about how Nikola will handle living with her and her daughters.  

Jasmine cries on the side of the road. Nicola proposes to Meisha without a ring. Christian seems relieved to finally leave London. Riley says Violet is claiming she is pregnant. Amanda and Razvan continue to be boring. Dempsey says she wants Statler to move in. 

Riley hints to Violet that he loves her, she is repulsed. Christian still wants to approach single women at bars despite being in a relationship. Amanda wants a proposal from Razvan, for some reason. Statler admits to Dempsey she may never want to have children. Jasmine apologizes to Gino and the engagement is back on. 

Jasmine tells Gino they should break up. Nicola says that Meisha does not tell him she loves him enough. Christian is still in denial about how inappropriate he acts. Statler has an awkward first meeting with Dempsey’s friends. David proposed to Sheila. 

Gino and Jasmine get into their biggest fight ever. Christian decides to invite another woman over to Cleo’s apartment for Thanksgiving dinner. Riley tries a smelly fruit then tells Violet he hired a private investigator. Nicola continues to be embarrassed by Meisha for no reason. David is annoyed that Sheila hasn’t learned more sign language. 

Gino tells Jasmine he still wants to have a child, she thinks he’s delusional. Cleo brings Christian to an astrologer to solve their problems, while he continues to lie. Nikola is embarrassed by Miesha. Both Riley and Violet are awful.

Gino eats more beans and Jasmine starts crying. Statler admits to Dempsey that she talked to her ex recently. Tyray meets the real Carmella. David decides if he wants to pay to fix up Sheila’s house. Amanda and Razvan break up. Christian gets very defensive and then lies again. 

Nikola says Meisha’s name a few hundred times. Razvan introduces Amanda to his friend who clearly has feelings for him. Christian and Cleo get intimate for the first time, then he gaslights her about it. Tyray goes to meet the real Carmella. Statler meets Dempseys father.

Jasmine demands for Gino to replace her engagement ring then roasts him for being bad in bed. Riley has a better date with a tour guide than he ever did with Violet. Christian clings to the edge of the bed to avoid Cleo while also saying he’s attracted to her. Riley and Statler have a discussion about loyalty and cheating.