3, 2, 1, Haiku!

IT’S HOT HOT HOT!!!   Kayla has been to Dingley Village Adventure Golf as a child, the Poem Police (definitely not Oliver) are on Kayla’s criminal poem trail, and it fell from the head to the pen to the page - OliverStyle!   EVERYTHING’S ON FIRE HOTHOTHOT!!!   References: Dingle Village Adventure Golf   Bee

Why, hello!   Kayla is such a good actor, nothing better than yeeting a lamb after a kayaking sesh, and what does the ‘Tommy’ in Tommy’s Margarita stand for?   Why, bugger off!   References: Acronym   Tommy's Margs   Denmark

Hihihihi!   Oliver has crocs but they’re off-brand (and his work shoes are barely standers), Arch Jockitch - the tennis player, and Kayla would like to own an otterman for their intersectional feminism couch.   Bibibibibi!

WASSUP?!   These haikus are gonna change some lives, when Oliver’s lefty ooooh boy we’re all in trouble, and Kayla’s mum pretended to trot like a horse through a Big 4 caravan park.   BYESUP?!

Hullo!   Every message should have a bit of gump, actually this is some good advice actually: you should do your taxes (but boy oh boy is it a pain in the tax man), and the stuff that Kayla as a character does.   Bullo!

Have a good walk!   You won’t believe what Bella and Jordan are going to do, the first brown is coffee…, and every single use for a coconut.   Have a GOOD walk!   References: Sausage Coconuts

Well hello!   The commute of the headphones should be short, we are thinking of different types of bars (maybe we should have a little tipple), and we have a first fight and it’s about saving dominoes.   Welp. Bye!

Omghello!   If you wanna work, then you’re a snake, Oliver never sees what happens when he rings the doorbell, and Oliver doesn’t want to drink Kayla’s dirty martini.   Omgbyebye!

Top of the day, end of the week!   The vibe of someone who’s been skunked, the thing you do with exercise balls where you, like, sprint at each other and go flying ‘n’ stuff, and we come up with a really bad alternate universe all to do with the name of computers.   End of the day, start of the week(end)!

Tweet tweet!   Oh. I hear it now. The piss and poo carpet is laid down. Kayla is profiled again. There is a design flaw in bread.   Tweet twoot!

*hello in elephant*   Oliver was just going to say the same thing again, Kayla has a very tactile butt (and we chat farts), and Oliver is a happy accident.   *ciao in elephant*

What up?!   Water is good, find a balustrade (it has to be a balustrade,) and we think we’re one for the buttons.   Bye up?!?!

Woah!   Carrot Dangles is a great name.  Snacks aren’t really food. Bikes DO get stolen for real sometimes. Kayla and Oliver love you mums x   Woah continued!

Heyo!   Hard to do the melody, what about egg wheels?, and you broke the contract now I stab you.   Bye babe!   References: Marvelous Spatuletail

Welcome in!   A mum filming the sand, Oliver will do spankings as a consequence, and it’s like soft rain on your witchy day.   Welcome out!   References: Cheaper Buy Miles

Oi you!   Absinthe is/is not utterly confusing, Oliver has a really cool and totally brand-new idea, and it’s time to bring out The Bolo.   Oi oi you!   References: Cruise Ships Bolo Ties Bald

Hi!   You know when you get an email? Would you like a podcast with a 30-year-old baby? Did you want to have curly hair from eating carrots?   Bi!   References: Baby

Good new week!   We are each other's inner voices, did, the people deserve to know how to find random articles on Wikipedia, Kayla is ONLY here for TWO things, and Oliver didn’t know so he ruined it.   Bye lads!   References: Da Moon Artemis II

Good day m’lord!   Kayla has an announcement (and Oliver ruins Kayla’s childhood memories), Kayla is breaking lots of stuff that would be better if it, frankly, weren’t broken, and we’re starting a conspiracy podcast.   Good day m’liege!

JALAPENO POPPIN’!!!   We do Jalapeno Poppin’ and that’s ‘nuff said, Oliver is rude, and Oliver will think about how orthopedic he’s been.   JALAPENO POPPIIIIINNNN’!!!

Bonsoy!   Kayla would never be on the block but would be on something else, Kayz’ devil sticks might be at Stu’s work, and a Home Alone surprise. Is this the end???   Full milk!   References: Devil Sticks Rola Bola Tricks

Hello hi!   Oliver only wants to do one normal activity with Kayla, everyone is in an orb (and redefine what reality is), and rhubarb in the style of Andy’s toys.   Goodbye bye!

HI!   Kayla is back(!!!) and we both did things, Bella just wants to be tucked in (and is busy in her sleep), and the truth about Kevin Bacon is finally revealed.   BYE!

Wow. He keeps on doing this thing doesn’t he? It wasn’t ever really in the shallow end but this is definitely in the deep end… of nothing. Bring back ellipses!

It’s happened again. Oliver does another solo chinwag. This time he talks all his thoughts on sports and spends a good majority of the episode saying goodbye.