Two Tools, No Clue

On our first Halloween-themed episode, Anna tells us spooky tales of Jack O' Lantern lore. Where they came from, how they evolved, and how they occasionally cause riots! And what the f*ck were those lights?! We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotools...

After the doom and gloom of last week, Jeidan is bringing us a much more hopeful topic; Beach Renourishment! We find out about "inland" sand (which answers our question about NH sandpits from last week's episode), the use of dredging, and how the constant upkeep of our beaches is crucial for the safety of those living near them. And how are they not just spraying fish everywhere? We have NO clue!...

Do you dream of one day living by the ocean? Well, you're in luck, because no matter where you live, a coastline is quickly eroding its way to you! This week, Jeidan's spooky October topic covers the disappearing American coasts, as well as the damage caused by the recent nor'easter. And how much sand from New Hampshire is getting dumped into the oceans? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreo...

This week, Anna introduces us to seven influential women in (flower) stems! We're talking about the queens of gardening, AKA Land Ladies, an article written by Susan Peery, in the 2026 edition of the Old Farmer's Almanac. We walk through these massive gardens and the intentional details that make them so whimsical and stand the test of time. And are they culprits of escaped garden invasives? We ha...

This week Anna dives into a staple of the podcast, and the oldest continuously published periodical in North America: The Old Farmer's Almanac! We get into the history, its harsh competition, the successes and major blunders, and just how useful an almanac truly is! And did the FBI apprehend Caleb Weatherbee? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@...

Is your state home to one of the top 25 Best Rain Garden Cities? Do you know which state ranks #1 for most cities with rain gardens? Can you guess which state didn't make the list at all? The answers may surprise you! This week Jeidan shocks us with his data on rainy cities, and their natural solutions to their water-logged problems. And how did Manch-Vegas get on the list? We have NO clue! Find u...

As the cool, wet fall slowly approaches, Jeidan is preparing for it with his newfound knowledge of Rain Gardens! Do potholes form small lakes in your driveway? Does runoff from your roof cause flooding? Is your yard especially soggy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this is the episode for you! And will we be able to pull off a DIY rain garden of our own? We have NO clue! Find us on:...

The public's opinion is in, and we're airing it out! This week we're reading Pick-Your-Own Blueberry Farm Reviews. We have one-star reviews that will leave you scratching your head, followed by over-the-top redemptions. And how do people have this much time on their hands? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast htt...

We are mourning the end of blueberry season by discussing the history of cultivated blueberries and the events that led to the large, plump berries we buy in stores today. As always, we have Indigenous peoples to thank for the generosity of their knowledge of the far superior wild blueberry! And will we beat our record of 170lbs next picking season? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com...

We already knew data centers were all-around terrible, but when Jeidan lays down the facts in this episode, it becomes a truly heartbreaking realization of the reality we all live in. If we suddenly disappear after this one, blame the greedy goverment lobbyists! And why are they trying to kill us all? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoTools...

In case you didn't notice, the sun came up again, and Jeidan is here to teach us how to harness its energy with the power of solar! We get into how it works, why it's beneficial in more ways than one, and the dwindling options you have available for financial assistance. And how many tangents can we fit into one episode? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.y...

Anna's back with more Reddit Stories, and this time they're centered around Farmer's Markets! We get into pro-tips of how to be successful at your first market, how to tell a good market from a bad one, as well as a few lighthearted and heartwarming stories sprinkled in. And what the hell is going on at Logan Square?! We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.yout...

Hey, it's Thursday again, and this week Anna's getting into the history and evolution of US Farmer's Markets! The fun doesn't stop there, because then she breaks down an article titled "The Best and Worst U.S. States for Access to Locally Produced Food" by escoffier.edu . Can you guess which state placed first with a perfect 100/100 score? Here's a hint: Jey is still fuming about it! Will he ever...

How woo woo are you? This week, Jeidan is invading our ears with knowledge about England's infamous crop circles, and the people who claim to be involved. From cash-crop killing pranksters Doug and Dave, to a young man named John Whaley who captured footage of the unbelievable. Was it humans or aliens? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoTool...

We gave you three weeks; did you plant any cover crops?! If you did, congrats on healing your soil! If you didn't... We'll talk about it. We're not mad, just disappointed. This week Jeidan breaks our hearts with statistics about soil degradation, and how we're pretty much at the brink of our own demise. And will cover crops save the world? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsN...

Can you believe this is our 20th time crawling into your ears? This week, Anna imparts us with knowledge on Seed Banks, and the folks in charge of them. We get into the good and the bad of the whole operation. And will Seed Banks save the world from climate disaster, or will corporate greed be the death of us all? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube....

Welcome to episode 10! It's a "very cool" topic this week, as Jeidan would say. Anna is sharing everything she's learned about the Three Sisters companion planting method; this history, the recipes, and how to do it yourself! And will Jeidan pick a new catchphrase next week? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.f...

Happy Pride!!! We would be remiss if we didn't take the opportunity to highlight our community on the closing week of our celebratory month. Jeidan found the perfect icon to tie into the mix; our Queer Queen of the Soil, Lady Eva Balfour! Then he warns us about an alien invader straight out of a sci-fi, horror movie, but unfortunately, it's all too real: The Hammerhead Worm! EEEEK!! And when will...

This week, Jeidan digs into worms and their poop; the whole essence of worm farming. We talk about different types of worms, their benefits to the soil and your garden, as well as how you could be benefiting from worm poop too! And is Uncle Jim the next generation in a high-stakes, neighborly soil competition? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/...

This week Anna enlightens us on the magic of kefir grains, which aren't actually grains! Yes, the deceit starts early in this episode. Anyway, Anna gets into the captivating details of how someone was genuinely kidnapped over these non-grains. And is everyone the asshole in this story? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast ht...

Let's take a dive into the inebriating world of fermentation! Listen as Anna unintentionally scars Jeidan with the fermented foods and beverages that people thousands of years ago made and enjoyed. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it! Then, we get into how bacteria play a role, the genres of fermentation, as well as the thing everyone cares about these days... The health benefits! And will Jeidan...

It's the commentary part 2 you've all been waiting for!!! This week Jeidan spills the tea on episodes 4-6 of This is a Gardening Show, Zach Galifianakis' new show on Netflix. We talk about betting on potatoes, haunted cornfields, and teabags made of plastic, amongst other things. And why did Netflix do us dirty like that? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www....

Did you know that grinding your own flour is possible, and WAY more nutritious than storebought? And that with the right tools it's, dare we say, easy?! This week Jeidan teaches us about the history of milling, the DIY health benefits, and the sneaky secrets of the flour industry. And did they get their blueprints from Willy Wonka? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue ht...

What could possibly be more Canadian than The Great Maple Syrup Heist? AKA the biggest heist in Canadian history, and the topic of this week's minisode! Anna can barely contain her excitement as she takes us through the whole sticky operation. And how did they go undetected for an entire year? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepo...

Tap into sticky world of maple syrup! On today's episode, Anna talks about the discovery of maple sap, and the advances in production and technology that has led to the syrup we know-and-love today. Then, we get into the DIY of it all, so you too can experience the grandeur of syphoning delicious fluids from unsuspecting trees. And, are the trees mad at us? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://pat...