Two Tools, No Clue

Can you believe this is our 20th time crawling into your ears? This week, Anna imparts us with knowledge on Seed Banks, and the folks in charge of them. We get into the good and the bad of the whole operation. And will Seed Banks save the world from climate disaster, or will corporate greed be the death of us all? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube....

Welcome to episode 10! It's a "very cool" topic this week, as Jeidan would say. Anna is sharing everything she's learned about the Three Sisters companion planting method; this history, the recipes, and how to do it yourself! And will Jeidan pick a new catchphrase next week? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.f...

Happy Pride!!! We would be remiss if we didn't take the opportunity to highlight our community on the closing week of our celebratory month. Jeidan found the perfect icon to tie into the mix; our Queer Queen of the Soil, Lady Eva Balfour! Then he warns us about an alien invader straight out of a sci-fi, horror movie, but unfortunately, it's all too real: The Hammerhead Worm! EEEEK!! And when will...

This week, Jeidan digs into worms and their poop; the whole essence of worm farming. We talk about different types of worms, their benefits to the soil and your garden, as well as how you could be benefiting from worm poop too! And is Uncle Jim the next generation in a high-stakes, neighborly soil competition? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/...

This week Anna enlightens us on the magic of kefir grains, which aren't actually grains! Yes, the deceit starts early in this episode. Anyway, Anna gets into the captivating details of how someone was genuinely kidnapped over these non-grains. And is everyone the asshole in this story? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast ht...

Let's take a dive into the inebriating world of fermentation! Listen as Anna unintentionally scars Jeidan with the fermented foods and beverages that people thousands of years ago made and enjoyed. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it! Then, we get into how bacteria play a role, the genres of fermentation, as well as the thing everyone cares about these days... The health benefits! And will Jeidan...

It's the commentary part 2 you've all been waiting for!!! This week Jeidan spills the tea on episodes 4-6 of This is a Gardening Show, Zach Galifianakis' new show on Netflix. We talk about betting on potatoes, haunted cornfields, and teabags made of plastic, amongst other things. And why did Netflix do us dirty like that? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www....

Did you know that grinding your own flour is possible, and WAY more nutritious than storebought? And that with the right tools it's, dare we say, easy?! This week Jeidan teaches us about the history of milling, the DIY health benefits, and the sneaky secrets of the flour industry. And did they get their blueprints from Willy Wonka? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue ht...

What could possibly be more Canadian than The Great Maple Syrup Heist? AKA the biggest heist in Canadian history, and the topic of this week's minisode! Anna can barely contain her excitement as she takes us through the whole sticky operation. And how did they go undetected for an entire year? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepo...

Tap into sticky world of maple syrup! On today's episode, Anna talks about the discovery of maple sap, and the advances in production and technology that has led to the syrup we know-and-love today. Then, we get into the DIY of it all, so you too can experience the grandeur of syphoning delicious fluids from unsuspecting trees. And, are the trees mad at us? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://pat...

This week we declare our opinions that nobody asked us for, as Anna covers episodes 1-3 of This is a Gardening Show, Zach Galifianakis' new special on Netflix! We highly recommend it, go check it out. Jeidan will be bestowing his commentary of episodes 4-6 upon us in the near future, so keep your eyes and ears peeled for that. And will the future be agrarian? We have NO clue (but we hope so)! Book...

In our longest episode yet, Jeidan spares no detail about the spicy history and tales of spices! More specifically, Cinnamon, Cloves, Peppercorn, and Nutmeg. How they're grown, how they're harvested, and all the wars and battles fought because of them. And where did all the flying serpents come from? We have NO clue! P.S. Edmond Albius was the 14 year old slave in Madagascar who figured out how to...

Today, we share the spicy details of two different rabbit scandals: The Peacebunny Foundation, and the Attack of the Killer Swamp Rabbit! The latter speaks for itself, but the story of Peacebunny Foundation captures the essence of 'The Dark Knight's' quote, "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." And why are rabbits attacking the president?! We have NO...

Forgive us as we time travel back to January, where snow is still falling, and Anna is keeping the kitties warm. Don't worry, the Christmas decorations and tree are finally gone! This week we HOP into how to breed meat rabbits on your homestead. Anna shares her experience with rabbits that would make Victorian men very proud, while Jey acts like he's not horrified the whole time. And why are rabbi...

In minisode 3, Jeidan recounts the incredible life of another unstoppable woman: Mahala Ashley Dickerson. Was she a badass civil rights activist? Hell yeah! Was she the first black woman to be admitted to the bar in Alabama? Damn straight! Did she get married, give birth to triplets, and get divorced all in a single year? Absolutely! How did she do it all? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patr...

Episode 3 is JAM-packed with the sticky history of Jams, Jellies, and Marmalade! Jeidan blows Anna's mind by informing her that Johnny Appleseed was in fact a real man, and they discuss how eating two tablespoons of jam is basically a royal coronation. And how is Napolean Bonaparte involved? We have no clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodc...

Minisode 2 is afoot, like the tip-tapping feet of 16 tiny ducklings. We're reading homestead-ish Reddit stories like it's nobody's business, because it's definitely not ours! And we're not saying Anna and Hank the Barn Cat are the same person, we're just saying we've never seen them in the same room together. Emails us YOUR OWN stories at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Find us on: https://patreo...

Episode 2 is upon us, and this week we're exploring cottage food laws across the US! We get into their history, variations, and how they empower small entrepreneurs to sell homemade, non-hazardous foods... Unless you're a Delawarean, that is! National Center for Home Food Preservation - https://nchfp.uga.edu/ New Jersey Cottage Food Operators Permit: https://www.nj.gov/health/cottagefood/ Mark Sta...

In our very first Minisode, Jeidan tells us about the incredible life of Maggie Walz. Is there anything this woman couldn't do?! From opening her own currency exchange business to creating a whole thriving community on an island, this woman made homesteading look easy! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoC...

Join hosts Jeidan and Anna as they debut their very first episode of Two Tools, No Clue! Jeidan takes us on a wild journey through the history, and shockingly underwhelming definition, of homesteading. From The Homestead Act to getting our act together on our homestead, we get into it! Find us at: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.faceboo...