Today In The Library

Its the 50th episode and also the end of season 1. Look how far we've travelled! In this special episode we hear about Donna's infestation and record a chat with Dan in the library.

In this episode we learn about Roman sponges, reveal the next James Bond (maybe) and survive a never ending alarm bell.

This may be just what you need - Beware! Mars bars kill pigeons, having to cut Tommy the Teacake off, and Auntie Pam fingers the murderer.

We're bursting with nonsense today, we present: bamboo bicycles, your Bibliothèque Intérieur, free bacteria burgers at the community fair and who are Percy's 'bastards'.

So much packed in to this one. Hospitals in Goa appraised, Percy's near death experience at the Priest's Garden Party and the mystery of food powder. And that's just the start of it!

This week we're all about soft play Christ, back by popular deman - Jonny Detail running out of detail, the art of left eye crying, and the debut of the motorised cowboy.

Come on in and discover if Donna's poetry is really her own, Percy's haul of valuable books, Royal train goings-on and how to sleep at work.

Today we learn about Tom Jones at funerals, weird deaths, time zones in China and the possible origin of Donna's weird food.

Between the bookshelves this week, a dirty chat about German toilets, a big mess up with a school visit and Donna's peep show.

Percy can't have an ice-lolly, Jonny Detail breaks brains, Donna's on track for a Booker prize, and Sally just about escapes the army.

Deluxe clap trap from our little local library. Today it's crazy hot and the library is melting, the queen of training day tells us how great she is, Jonny Detail hasn't slept for days and we're saved from Steve McQueens hot box.

The library gets a visit from some 5-year old booklovers, Donna Kebab's soothing YouTube choices, danger lurks in Indian workshops, and Percy's stinking fish train. Join in at: HelloTodayInTheLibrary@gmail.com

In the library today - Percy's religous switcheroo, Henry VIII's original Brexit, Jonny Detail's World Cup prep, and Michael Ball's opus finally gets picked up off the shelf.

A tale of prison, flip-flops and murder. This one's a banger!

What an array of folk crossed into the library twilight zone today. The diplomat, Jonny on full world cup mode, a sweaty Toodles and the omelette avoider. Tuck in!

The library's open and Donna Kebab's cornered her dentist with her publishing dreams, the nightmare H-block is our new home, and then is it really chicken with Pam?

A surprise co-worker on a sleepy Saturday, the bolcutters are unclaimed and we welcome a new country, a big one, to our audience family.

In this episode the prodigal smoothness returns, the DPS guy interrupts the recording and Jonny Detail's planning a quick 'wipe around'.

A crime wave hits town, Percy's pervy school dinners and what's in the bag?

More culinary madness from Donna, Rod Stewart's backing singer takes over the library and the bandit tea drinkers descend.

It's the 30th episode and to celebrate this milestone we hear about Polly's dodgy doctor, Donna's breakfast tuna crunch deluxe, Johnny Detail's back looking for any old iron plus Toddles gets reflective and there's trouble at the barbers. Tuck in!

Today in the library we meet Toodles and his 5 toddler trolley, Percy wants to be blasted into the ether with a high pressure hose, and two choirs in one church.

Today Sharon surfaces with her Tokyo pod nightmare, Johnny Details off on his travels and Polly recalls a summer meltdown.

In the library this week - Donna Kebab's Yorkshire pudding ritual, a new librarian brings odd travels tales and the book that saved a life.

Today Donna tells us exactly how many pasties make up a portion, there's the muttering mysterious trio by the lift and a visit from the local rozzers goes down a treat.