Today In The Library

Percy can't have an ice-lolly, Jonny Detail breaks brains, Donna's on track for a Booker prize, and Sally just about escapes the army.

Deluxe clap trap from our little local library. Today it's crazy hot and the library is melting, the queen of training day tells us how great she is, Jonny Detail hasn't slept for days and we're saved from Steve McQueens hot box.

The library gets a visit from some 5-year old booklovers, Donna Kebab's soothing YouTube choices, danger lurks in Indian workshops, and Percy's stinking fish train. Join in at: HelloTodayInTheLibrary@gmail.com

In the library today - Percy's religous switcheroo, Henry VIII's original Brexit, Jonny Detail's World Cup prep, and Michael Ball's opus finally gets picked up off the shelf.

A tale of prison, flip-flops and murder. This one's a banger!

What an array of folk crossed into the library twilight zone today. The diplomat, Jonny on full world cup mode, a sweaty Toodles and the omelette avoider. Tuck in!

The library's open and Donna Kebab's cornered her dentist with her publishing dreams, the nightmare H-block is our new home, and then is it really chicken with Pam?

A surprise co-worker on a sleepy Saturday, the bolcutters are unclaimed and we welcome a new country, a big one, to our audience family.

In this episode the prodigal smoothness returns, the DPS guy interrupts the recording and Jonny Detail's planning a quick 'wipe around'.

A crime wave hits town, Percy's pervy school dinners and what's in the bag?

More culinary madness from Donna, Rod Stewart's backing singer takes over the library and the bandit tea drinkers descend.

It's the 30th episode and to celebrate this milestone we hear about Polly's dodgy doctor, Donna's breakfast tuna crunch deluxe, Johnny Detail's back looking for any old iron plus Toddles gets reflective and there's trouble at the barbers. Tuck in!

Today in the library we meet Toodles and his 5 toddler trolley, Percy wants to be blasted into the ether with a high pressure hose, and two choirs in one church.

Today Sharon surfaces with her Tokyo pod nightmare, Johnny Details off on his travels and Polly recalls a summer meltdown.

In the library this week - Donna Kebab's Yorkshire pudding ritual, a new librarian brings odd travels tales and the book that saved a life.

Today Donna tells us exactly how many pasties make up a portion, there's the muttering mysterious trio by the lift and a visit from the local rozzers goes down a treat.

Percy Perkins and his schoolday thermometer, decluttering to the extreme, bad dreams and how to turn bright red.

More madness from Donna Kebab's kitchen, Columbian gremlins, international lunchbreaks and looks who's back.

More horror recipes from Donna Kebab and her Dad and Step Dad's jobs fatal connection and a smelly customer drops his pen.

In this episode: Goodbye Johnny Detail/Hello Johnny Two, Meryam's cakey salad and the reality of Library service red tape.

On the shelves this week: Donna Kebab's Sausage Casserole recipe, Percy Perkins debates Frankenstein and Johnny Detail's Dad's Dogs not Dead yet.

Look who's in the library today - Johnny detail's 'turd', Percy Perkins new shoulder and Meryam's old mince pies.

In this bumper bundle there's the old man and his lemons, Granny Chaos and her Dutch days, and Johnny Detail gets miffed.

In this packed episode it's the debut of Granny Chaos, Donna Kebab's horrible Christmas, Johnny Detail's discount doughnuts and Sharon spills the tea on her holiday to Japan.

In this bag of goodness Donna Kebab battles technology, Meryam's rude customers and who's on Johnny Detail's special list?