Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES To celebrate this creepy time of year, why not hang with the creepiest movie aficionados in the biz.  On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk candy...fall TV premieres...Ronda Rousey's Roadhouse and Hayden Christensen. This episode is filled to the brim with tricks and treats.  Grab your machete, your knife glove, and put on your inside out W...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Today's Sunday Movie is... Hard Ticket to Hawaii 96mins / Action / 1987 There are films that come and go. Great films that missed the limelight and never get the recognition they deserve. Then there is Hard Ticket To Hawaii, a film that's not amazing but we are glad it was made. It's a crazy film that feels like they honestly just run and gun it. And even though this film isn'...

     FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Sharpen your pencils and grab your loose-leaf notebooks.  It's the "back to school" edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  On this episode, the boys tackle Jesse Spano's horrible drug problem, Patty Mayonnaise's slutty behavior, and Max Landis' ego. Speaking of schooling, Matt and DJ also pay up on a debt and discuss the high school spy film Barely Lethal, starring O...

                                                    FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Alright!  Alright!  The world can keep on spinning, cuz The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back!  The irreverency level of the podcasting universe has just gone up as the boys barrel back into the world of movies and television once again.  First they catch up with some of the stuff they missed with our annual segment Can You...

A secret agent is murdered!  Can his son, a high school gymnast, along with a spy catch the man/woman who killed him?  Team up with DJ and Justin to find out on the next Monday Night Movie Night! Never Too Young To Die 92 mins / Action / 1986 Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless Van Ragnar. In this action-packed Bond-style thriller, the murdered secret agent's son, Lanc...

We are back again for another Monday Night Movie Night! After that big  50th episode  we took a bit of a break and sat down to watch the 1986 classic Back to School. We figured a few laughs was in order since a murder took place on that last podcast. Back to School 96 mins / Comedy / 1986 "To help his discouraged son get through college, a fun-loving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter...

  FOR (MOSTLY) IMMATURE AUDIENCES Normal podcasts usually hit their 50th podcast roughly before their first year of existence.  Good podcasts that pump out constant content on a normal basis won't even make a big deal about their 50th podcast.  Superior podcasts will look at what we're doing and probably scoff at our sheer ineptitude to barely put out a single podcast every month.  Well, it's a go...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES This is it! The penultimate episode before 50th episode extravaganza! You'll swoon for June as the boys discover that there is no safe joke to be made about Caitlyn Jenner.  They instead decide to tackle stories such as a Big Trouble In Little China reboot, a Jack Bauer spinoff, and a James Bond free for all on Simplistic Showcase.  Justin and DJ later pay off a debt and discu...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES It's Monday  Movie Night Movie Commentary! Police Academy 2:  Their First Assignment 1985 / Comedy / 87 mins We already watched the classic Police Academy.  So now we continue this marathon with its sequel Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment. Many movie franchises have had equality or superior sequels. Movie franchises like The Godfather, The Dark Knight, Star Wars. Polic...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES In honor of Mother's Day, The Simplistic Reviews Podcast has assembled their regular team of badass motherf*%kers to ring in the month of May. They touch on Suicide Squad...they touch on the Joss Whedon haters...they touch on Tom Brady's balls...all in an effort to entertain you.  So sit back, give it a listen, and say hello to your mother for me. 6:37 Simplistic Showcase 36:5...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES You might be asking yourself, "What?! Another Simplistic Reviews Podcast?  You mean these guys are actually getting off of their ass and putting out content for the public to consume?"  Yes, it might sound crazy, but.....uh....yeah....another podcast....from us.....Simplistic Reviews. As we get closer and closer to our grandest episode so far; Number 50, we look back at our li...

Movie Commentary Time! Slaughter High 1986 - 90 mins - Slasher/Horror Today we watch and make fun of the 90 min B-Slasher film, Slaughter High. We know what you are saying, "It's finally here!" Since the Podcast gang has been talking about Slaughter High numerous times on Podcasts and even a episode on  Unboxing/Reviews . Slaughter High is about eight people that are invited to their 10-year high...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Today is movie commentary day! Today we watch the one and only Police Academy. There isn't another movie in the likes of Police Academy. I mean how many movies include a human soundboard, extreme racism, a man in a horses ass and a surprise blow job to a 100 year old man (that could possibly be or not be by Steve Guttenberg). Sounds like the perfect ingredients for the perfect...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Play-Doh!  YA Vamp movies! Good Friday & Passover Combined!  Get ready for the most eclectic episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast yet.  Justin and DJ finally pay their debts to Matthew by finally reviewing Vampire Academy.  And by reviewing...we mean trashing the hell out of it.  They also discuss how Fox does something right with Deadpool...then something way, way wrong...

Thursday Movie Night! Tonight's Movie Commentary is a little unknown film called Nobody's Perfect 1990 - PG13 - 90mins - Comedy Starring the famous Lowe brother, Chad Lowe. Nobody's Perfect is about Stephen (possibly looking for a way to cross dress) is a tennis loving college student you falls for Shelly a chick who apparently can't pick the right guys. To get closer Stephen becomes Stephanie to...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES The Ides of March Approaches...and so does the March 2015 edition the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  On this episode the boys chastise the person responsible for allowing a 72 year old Harrison Ford into an airplane.  Justin discovers a brand new...um...old show that is hilarious in all the right ways.  DJ questions if the Tommy Lee Jones we've seen in public is the real Tommy L...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Hooray for Hollywood? Naw, it's time to skewer Hollywood and rip them and new one, of course while picking the winner's of this year's Academy Awards. The boys go over all the essential categories from Best Score all the way to the grand-daddy of them all; "the award where they could have had 10 nominations, but they decided to go with eight." Will "Boyhood" be this year'...

Friday Night Movie Night! Tagline: Survival the ultimate test... The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida's narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this mid-February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys attempt to break the record for most obscenities and deplorable subject matter brought up while still staying under the guise of a film and television review program.  Jairo from the  True Bromance Film Podcast  stops by to help them accomplish their mission.  They discuss the Spidey-Pocalypse...they...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY In this Super Bowl Edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we...um...don't talk about the Super Bowl.  We do talk to Dan Clark from The Talking In Circles Podcast.  Dan gives us his take on Pratt possibly being cast as Indiana Jones. In exchange for his well thought out analysis the boys force him to share deep dark secrets about himself on a segment we like to call Si...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY It's a brand new year and a brand new episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  This month the boys are not just joined by a Vern...they are joined by The Vern from  The As You Watch Podcast  and  The Vern's Video Video Vortex.   They pop his Simplistic cherry with a good ol' game of Kill, F&%k, Marry.  And like all guests, the boys decide to go Inside The Podcaster...y...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY You thought you might have heard the last of us this year.......uh, uh, uh.  The Best...The Worst...The Most Anticipated...And More!  The boys at Simplistic Reviews close off 2014 with a conversation about the best and worst films of the year. They also take a look into the future and geek out about their most anticipated films of 2015. Justin begs for movies in the futur...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Ho-Ho-Holy Sh%t!   It's December again and the boys at Simplistic Reviews has a show full of holiday cheer.  They've got partridges...pear trees....dreidels...Santa letters/threats...Olaf the snowman from Frozen...black stormtroopers...Kevin Feige: Stand-Up Comedian...megalomaniac Mickey Mouse...holiday movie spoilers...all that and more on the 2014 Holiday Edition of the...

So it’s Thanksgiving when everyone is thankful. Here at Simplistic Reviews we’re thankful for some great films including some really crappy ones. But this time we decided today was the best to explore one the greatest films Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Everyone come! Sit around the table. Pour a glass of whatever wets your whistle. Grab your turkey and stuffing, and make sure you save some room...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this Spooktacular Halloween edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys welcome back  JD Duran  from  Insession Film .  Other than further corrupting this classy professional podcaster...the boys talk about Marvel's HUGE announcements, DC's HUGE announcements, gush over The Flash, bitch more about Gotham, comment on the Boardwalk Empire finale, Walking Dead pre...