Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Friday the 13th Part III 1982 | Slasher | 1hr 35min Welcome to the first ever 3D Podcast! How is a audio only podcast in 3D? We have no idea... Requested by  Bradley Taylor , Friday the 13th Part III once again follows murderer Jason Voorhees, who as a child drowned off the waters of Camp Crystal Lake. Is there anyone that can put an end to Jason's murderous rampage?  Friday the 13th Part III is a...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this August edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys come back from their vacation and catch up with what they missed.  JD Duran from  Insession  Film joins them for a game of Word Association and a brand new game called Simplistic Submarine.  The entire  Insession  family also helps the boys with their ode to Jason Bourne.  Yo-Ho-Ho mateys! All that and mor...

Batman V Superman  2016 | Superhero | 181 minutes Today on this 4th of July we fight a 3hr war, one we thought we would lose. But we made it through all 3hrs of Zack Snyder's poor choices to bring you another Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary. We're sure you have better things to do today. Drink and Eating come to mind. But the time may come when you must watch that Batman V SupermanDawn of Just...

Picasso Trigger 1988 | Action | 1hr 39mins   It's Friday! So we thought another   Movie Commentary was in order! Continuing our marathon of the one and only Andy Sidaris. If this is your first time, Sidaris is the king of B-Rated films that pretty much only contains the 3 elements any film really ever needs Bullets, Babes and Sex! Today we let lose on Picasso Trigger, another solid entry into the...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...Justin Polizzi...absolutely...LOSES IT!  Matt and DJ are powerless to stop him from  embracing the dark side and unleashing his anger about the new Ghostbusters movies...and Finding Dory...and Spider-Man Homecoming...and the television upfront trailers for Lethal Weapon, MacGyver and Training Day.  Polizzi's unbridled...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY If you listened to the cold open to Episode 68 of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest starring  Matty Negs  from  Negs Best Thing  and Al Pacino, you might have heard Julie in the background taping something in the recording studio.  In this Bonus Content clip, you can hear exactly what she was saying on her side of the glass. Check us out on  Facebook ,  Twitter ,  You...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this “Spring Cleaning” episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing Podcast helps us talk remakes of TV shows, reboots of Robin Williams films, Game Of Thrones, Prince, Coolio, and movie character fights to the death.  Oh and Al Pacino reads the phone book for us. All that and more on the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. No...

Ready for another Police Academy Movie Commentary? Nether are we... But hey this is the last movie in the series and without a doubt better then that last one.  So for that last time (Thank God) Grab that popcorn, get ready for dick jokes and enjoy the fact that there is no more Comdt. Mauser Ladies and Gentlemen this is... Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol1987 | 1hr 28min | Comedy We are final...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this ORDER 66 Episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys get prepped for Batman V Superman with a brand new skit.  Matt accepts our award from GeekCast Radio Network for best podcast. And to prove that they can be fair, the boys play a round of Simply Say Anything.  Trailers, Indiana Jones, and Daredevil talk.  All this and more on the March edition of the Sim...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY You've heard from the experts...now hear from the madmen from Simplistic Reviews as they predict who will and who should win at the 2016 Oscars.  Don't worry, the boys do their best to skate around the #OscarsSoWhite issue.  What, are you kidding?  They tackle it head on with enough irreverence that even Spike Lee flinch.  They also tackle other topics like R rated animat...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY    On this Law & Order/Valentine's Day-centric episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs. Film and the Lamb joins the boys to discuss important topics like Earl Grey, Parliament, Paul Giamatti, Mr. T, and Christopher Walken.  Also the boys take some time to admit some of their worst movie and television sins in another edition of Simply Ashamed. A...

Malibu Express1985 | Crime/Mystery | 1hr 45minsFUN FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the chance. In between investigating the many women around the Contessa's estate, Abilene eventually uncovers a complex case of espionage and b...

Police Academy 3: Back in Training1986 | Comedy(?) | 1hr 23minsSHIT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   We did it! Call us crazy but we did it! When police funding is cut, Governor Neilson announces that one of the city's two police academies will have to be closed down. To make it fair, Neilson announces a competition to determine which academy will stay opened. Commandant Eric Lassard calls back some of his...

George Lucas did it. Why can't we? We figured it was best since today Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out.  So don't get mad and if you would like to write out letter to complain, send that mail to 5858 Lucas Valley Road, Nicasio, CA 94946

With only 1 day till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode VI Return Of The Jedi 

With only 2 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode V The Empire Strikes Back 

With only 3 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode IV A New Hope  

With only 4 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode III Revenge Of The Sith   

With only 5 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode II Attack Of The Clones

With only 6 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode I The Phantom Menace 

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Happy Jew Year friends and family. The Simplistic Reviews Crew is back, and boy are they going to let you have it....not their virginity, we're all still clearly waiting for the right one to give that away to.... This month the boys try to find a way to make "Making a Murderer" the new #1 Comedy on CBS, to DJ's everylasting black rage involving Michael Bay as Transformers...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this holiday episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew's Judeism is put to the test, Justin continues to try and make sense of the Prequels, DJ laments over Die Hard, and the boys have a hell of a time writing letters to Santa, spinning dreidels and breaking down the finale of Fargo.  All this and more on our Ho-Ho-Ho Holiday Show. NOTES Quentin vs Disney Independe...

ICEBREAKER Trailer  2000 | Action/Drama/Poorly Made | 90mins At the the Killington ski resort something has gone awry. Evil terrorists led by the sinister Greig have taken the resort hostage with a stolen nuclear device. It's up to Ski Patrol bum Matt Foster to save the day... and his fiancé. How did someone think a knockoff of Die Hard with Sean Astin would be a good idea? It's that time of the y...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCE Fall has fallen and the boys at Simplistic Reviews have taken it upon themselves to kick off the Thanksgiving Month right.  There's Ronda Rousey Roadhouse talk, an uncensored Julie, Kelly LeBrock reminiscing and a good old fashioned game of Kill, F%*k, Marry. All this in more in a turkey filled episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast NOTES The Usual Suspects Ronda Rousey Loss...

Happy Halloween! Today is Halloween and to celebrate we figured what would be a better way then with the very unappreciated but great... Halloween 3: Season of the Witch 98 mins | Horror | 1982 FOR MATURE AUDIENCES The gang gathers around for this Halloween film that doesn't feature Micheal Myers but does feature but not limited to, Killer Halloween Masks! Commercialization of the Halloween! Witch...