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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.   Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!   A movie commentary years in the making, toda...

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down so...

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)   You ready to be racist brother! Ready when you are Spence! Ok Bru lets do this! Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradise The girls look pretty Ooh they look nice I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air Cool breeze blowin everywhere Better start running 'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin' Grab your Piña colada an...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   You ready to be racist brother! Ready when you are Spence! Ok Bru lets do this! Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradise The girls look pretty Ooh they look nice I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air Cool breeze blowin everywhere Better start running 'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin' Grab your Piña c...

Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you:  1...

To close out the year, we thought it would be fun to look back on all the sketches we've done in 2020. Julie is your guide as we go from a John Rambo-esque rant on the Star Wars Cinematic Universe, to the two part Sesame Street Syndicate sketch, to He-Man and the Transformers messing about, to Doctor Doom dentistry, to Scream Shenanigans, to Home Alone fallout, and all the great sketches in betwee...

We love our horror and holiday movie commentaries each year and this one has been on the list. Now we finally get to cross it off...no killer Santa, no killer Elf's...Killer Gingerbread!  An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Oh and that Ginger is Gar...

Holiday Hijinks come once a year, and with The Simplistic Reviews here, you should have no fear! After all the good tidings 2020 has given us, its time to head to The First Korean Church of SR as confessional gets sexy in the newest segment; "Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi." Blue Collar Comedy and The Kings of Comedy talk, Matt giving people their signs, DJ creaming over the life's wo...

A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon. We are back watching another terrible action film of the 80s. Today, we celebrate the great Sir Sean Connery by watching a knockoff Bond film that is worse in every way you could possibly think off. (Don't worry we will watch the...

  Batman, the Joker, Ra's Al Ghul, Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers ...seriously, a whole bunch of people show up on this special Election Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys politic about Hollywood news in the return of Can You Dig It. Julie's Diary reveals your favorite announcer's stance on the upcoming election...kinda. And the boys pick the winners to a couple of battles...

Happy Halloween!   Join us again for 12 hours of 3 very non-productive men sitting around doing nothing but watching 8 films, 6 terrible and 2 good films. Could it get anymore scary?   Re-live our first annual 12HR Spooktacular! Grab the movies below and watch along with us...if you dare.   Our lineup from the Oct. 17th.   Schedule (EST) 12:00pm - The Funhouse (1981) 1:35pm - Evil Dead (2013) 3:06...

Death Spa R 1989 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m Customers at an exclusive fat farm are haunted by a force which turns exercise equipment into deadly killing machines. Spooky! Halloween is right around the corner, so lets watch a movie about exercise equipment killing people! Sounds like one hell of a movie right? We all know COVID-19 came with a lot. Now we need to loss a bit of weight, so come with us...

Matt and Justin sit down here on Simplistic Takes and discuss season 2 (up to episode 7) of the best show on right now, The Boys!    

On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Matt chats with the fantastic Debbie Rochon, a women of so many talents it would be a travesty to mention this all in this summary.   Maybe you should just listen to the show and see what we mean.   For more info on Debbie, please visit Debbie's homepage, right HERE

On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin talks about his brush with brush fires near his California home. The boys discuss frightening possibilities in a segment we call Scary Thoughts. Matt compares Justin to Robert Kraft inexplicably, and DJ dresses up in order to see if Matt and Justin can guess what he's supposed to be in a game called What Are You Supposed To Be. All...

We're back with another Simplistic Interview. This time we have John Brennan, a man of many talents. From his kindergarten song writing career, days of working with Troma, and his magnum opus, the opening theme for "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs" on Shudder, we cover it all. John was also one of the producers on Troma's latest take from the Bard; #ShakespearesShitstorm , which we also revi...

Happy Halloween! It's official! Halloween has begun here at Simplistic Reviews. With everything that has been terrible this year, what more could you ask for then a good old slasher. Ready for some camping? How about a gender reveal party? We have it all here today with... Sleepaway Camp R 1983 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her c...

On the September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys say the first things that come to their minds when hearing entertainment news stories in Word Association. Matt and Justin set the record straight about their feelings on Rick And Morty in another edition of Simply Say Anything. DJ rants about Star Wars...again, Julie laments about her favorite streaming services, and the boys di...

Matt and Justin sit down to discuss some of the films they have seen at this years Fantasia Film Festival. #Fantasia #Movies #FilmFestival #Podcast ------------------------------------------------------ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Shop: http://simplistic.reviews/shop iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://fac...

As we end the first weekend of Fantasia Film Festival 2020, Matt chats with the director of the kung-fu comedy, "The Paper Tigers,'" Bao Tran. The Washington native, who's parents are from Vietnam, talks about the Hollywood and Vietnamese film making process, and the eight year journey of bringing "The Paper Tigers' to life. Bao and Matt also discuss 80s and 90s nostalgia, the influence of Bruce L...

The 2020 Fantasia Film Festival is underway, and we have another great interview for you. This time we are joined by Ryan Spindell, the director of the horror anthology, 'The Mortuary Collection.' Matt and Ryan chat about their collective love of 'Creepshow,' how it took eight years to finally get his first feature film completed, the world building of Raven's End, and how cool Clancy Brown actual...

For our coverage of the 2020 Fantasia Fest Festival, we are kicking things off interview-style with Ryan Kruger, the director of the gonzo alien road trip flick, 'Fried Barry.' Ryan and Matt chat about the making of 'Fried Barry,' how he kept his star, Gary Green, on his toes throughout production, how 80s films of his youth shaped the making of the film, and what it took to make his feature film...

After two episodes the wheel has finally broken us. I believe we need to rethink things and destroy this curse from hell. Unless you girls and guys like us getting severely mentally punished…wait do you? Do you like us getting punished? How about physically punished? Hummm, maybe this is a good time to speak to you about our OnlyFans page. If that doesn't sound good, listen to this; every Monday w...

Time once again to go into your room, leap under the covers, pop in your headphones and listen in secret to the most outrageous entertainment industry film podcast this side of the Rio Grande. Speaking of which, on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys let loose on American icon, John Wayne. Matt and Justin take turns trying to read each other's minds in another edition of Simpl...

In the Season One finale of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' we come full circle and back to Nashville where Matt chats with Ryan McKay from Living Waters Brewing. Coming up on their One Year Anniversary Matt and Ryan chat about how plans changes, almost on a minute to minute basis, in 2020, and the state of beer, locally. Living Waters is also a part of the 'Black is Beautiful' beer project, which now has o...