Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

As we close out our coverage of Fantasia 2021, Matt sits down with the writer/director of the surreal, and at times insane (in all the best ways) film, "Hotel Poseidon."   Matt and Stef chat about inspirations and how his film crawls under your skin and stays there with you from start to film.   Our Coverage of Fantasia Fest 2021  https://www.simplisticreviews.net/category/festival-coverage/fantas...

On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Fantasia 2021 Edition, Matt sits down with Rob Jabbaz, the director of the new Taiwanese film, "The Sadness," which made it's North American premier at the 2021 Fantasia Film Festival. The film is a blood-splattered feature in a parallel Taiwan where an unknown virus has taken hold of society where there is no quarter from violence and destruction. Rob and Matt chat ab...

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)   Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m
  An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. (From IMDB )   A long lost podca...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
  Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m
  An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. (From IMDB )   A long lost podca...

This is your spoiler notice for this podcast.   Another 15 min podcast is here, one we didn't think would ever happen after 2016 flop of a film: Suicide Squad. The Suicide Squad (2021) is a soft reboot that happens to be a semi-sequel and you know what we enjoyed this one...and yet it flopped at the box office...get ready for the REBOOT!  Note to self never do another WB movie on this damn site ag...

August is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to finish out the summer. This month, the boys discuss the future of the MCU, Popeyes Chicken, the idiot who spoiled the finale of Loki for Matt & DJ, Justin's kinship with the show Luther, Papa New Guinea, treats with names that lean heavily toward sexual innuendo, the ending of Grease, and so much more. Stick it in your earholes, press pl...

We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect.    Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m   An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweet...

We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect.    Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m   An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweet...

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic film series, Lethal Weapon. Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes we're continuing this gimmick but only because of the love we have for the great Richard Donner. Thank you Richard for all the wonderful movies.     Lethal Weapon (1987)     Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)     Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)     Lethal Weapon...

It's America's birthday so the boys at Simplistic Reviews are throwing a party full of patriotism and pride and...potshots at Hollywood and painful impressions and petty arguments about Batman films. After the opening send-up on Top Gun, the boys get theoretical with another edition of Believable Or Bullshit. Julie's latest diary entry follows that and then the return of one of our favorite games....

The Pit | 1981 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 36m
  A solitary and strange preteen boy wreaks revenge on his harassers when he makes a disturbing discovery in the depth of a forest. (From IMDB )   Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Today we go out to the woods and play around a pit with a mystery of which we haven't encountered with before. Let's all spend some quality time together and throw all of our...

Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes another gimmick from Simplistic Reviews...we don't like ourselves either.   Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!    Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic, Tango & Cash. 1989 ‧ Comedy/Buddy cop ‧ 1h 44m   Police officers Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) are narcotics experts working to bring down drug lord Yves Perret...

Yo June! On this latest edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything from Woody Allen to Woody from Toy Story...from Henry Golding to Henry Cavill...from Willy Wonka to Big Willy Smith. All that, several Real American jibes at the classic GI Joe animated series and underhanded jokes at Steven Seagal's expense on episode 160 of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. AND...If you...

Marked For Death | 1990 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 33m
  A retired DEA agent is out to hunt down and take out a Jamaican drug posse that has targeted he and his family for murder. (From IMDB )   For some odd reason this is our 3rd Steven Seagal movie. And this one comes with bad Jamaican accents from both the actors and us. It's got a good kill count so we have that going for us.   Hard To Kill - https://youtu...

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!  Today we give our 15 minutes on the new Amazon Prime series, Invincible. Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems.     #Comics #Amazon #Invincible #Sho...

On this May Day edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys swoon over Tony Scott films, James Spader, the Captain America trilogy, and Artemis Fowl. One of those things aren't true. You'll have to listen to find out which and to hear a lot more on the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)   China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m
  A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB )   China O'Brien was one of the hardest...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
  China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m
  A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB )   China O'Brien was one of the hardest...

Is it that time of the month already? Yes it is! So here is our 15 minute podcast...let's get to it! In episode 2 the gang gives their one word review of Godzilla vs Kong.  Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!   #Godzilla #KingKong #GodzillavsKong #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com...

On the April Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys explain their disgust for Easter candy, Matthew comes up with a new invention that'll make billions, a special guest priest hear their sins for Simplistic Confessional, and torpedoes are away in another game of Simplistic Submarine. All that and a bunny dies...just kidding...or am I? (Ahem) All that and more on this episode of the Si...

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)   Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
 A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.   Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
 A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.   Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of...

Have 15 minutes? Good, now you have a 15 minute podcast to watch/listen...let's get to it! In episode 1 the gang gives their one word review of WandaVision. Don't have 15 minutes? Okay fine, they like it...alot!

You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin tr...

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well) Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.   Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!   A movie commentary years in the making, today the ga...