Not For Nothin'

It's a day to celebrate and honor the greatest living gambling of all time, Mr Perfect himself. K-Kris. Just let him have this okay. He went 14-0 for week 6 picks. He needs it bad. We also talk about sports - the WNBA Finals, and make week 7 picks, but that's not important. What is, is basking in the glory that is Mr. Perfect. NYC really should make this day forever known as Mr. Perfect day.

You wanna listen to a podcast about how we didn't have AC growing up? Then you're in the right place. Kris asks who are the "one-hit wonders of TV & film. Chris has another round of sports trivia. We live and die with the WNBA Finals...can the NY Liberty win their first chip? Then we bet on every single damn NFL game for week 6. maybe these two should just give it a rest.

We break down pumpkin spice season and then try to invite the next big spice breakout. We give a lot of love to Dikembe Mutombo and Kris Kristofferson. Moving on to sports are we sad that Pete Rose died? NO. Are we sad that the Nova Knicks never happened? Yeah. Chris has another trivia question for Kris. Unfortunately it's baseball. They make time for the WNBA playoffs because that's the most impo...

Chris & Kris took their wives to a Liberty playoff game. How romantic. Shut up! All four of them had the best time. So what else are they gonna talk about besides that and the NFL and how bad they are at gambling on each game. Don't expect anything more.

We once again have fun with flags. Chris is making progress and almost there on picking out his house flag. Oddly enough Chris might be making progress on becoming a Parrot head. That one might be a little further away. We try to preview the WNBA playoffs, discuss Portland as an expansion. Then we do another round of trivia to see how smart Kris really is (or isn't). We finish it off with week 3 p...

Chris phones it in from vacation. But all that Carolina dreaming seems to be swaying him into becoming a Jimmy Buffett fan. Kris gets hot and steamy over idiots who run the WNBA. Then they wrap it up (finally) by picking all of the NFL week 2 games.

Football is back!

Chris went to the county fair & watched the pigs race. Literally, not the metaphorical kind you might be thinking of. Kris brings up some WNBA stuff and then we get to the good stuff. Our annual NFL season preview! We really brought our A-game this time. J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!!!

This one could have been AI generated and you would never have known the difference. There's a whole lot of nothing going on so make sure you listen very carefully. Anyway next week is their big NFL season preview and that's what really matters.

We wrap up the Olympics, what we liked and thought was utterly and completely stupid. Kris shares his bear experience. It was more Yogi Bear than Cocaine bear, but still pretty nerve wracking. There is some more talking but who's really listening anyways. Just enjoy what the rest of what little summer we have left.

Kris is back from being Euro-trash, while Chris can't figure out his new computer. They catch each other up on dining in nice restaurants, sexy white wine in Europe, the Olympics and other sports. Then Chris finishes the episode off with a nude beach story for the ages. You will enjoy.

Guess who's back, back again? Jake Burrow Cosden and his sweet bleached tips are here to fill in for the traveling K-Kris. This week we talk more about the same sh*t we talked about last week, but in greater detail. So if in depth coverage of a fight that happened at a wedding 15 years ago is your cup of tea, well then friend, you have come to the right tea party. Oh and we talk about New Orleans...

Kris is in Europe eating licorice and baguette while Chris stays stateside and grinds out a pod with the lovely guest host, Jake Cosden. The first 15 min is just Chris frustratingly trying to rererecord the intro, so feel free to jump ahead. Then the lovely Jake comes through with smoothed out comedy gold. Some real hits in this if you can get past the soccer slog. Poddy By Jake, if you will. You...

We do our patriotic duty and talk about fast food menus, sports and a whole bunch of other stuff I think...I gotta go jump in a pool.

We talk Jimmy Buffett action figures, a Saturday morning-style cartoon about Death Row Records, strip clubs and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders documentary. Oh and then of course we talk about the WNBA and the NBA Draft. Because sports, right?!

Ep. 470 Not For Nothin' What We Can't Get Past by Kris & Chris

Missed us? We had a little free time this week to share stories of the road...rage. And boy does it take us down a long and winding road before we get to sports. Of course we have to give our takes on the Caitlin Clark nonsense, and the WNBA season before we ask WTF is going on with the NBA Finals. then we end it with a rant about the Tom Brady retirement money grab event.

We start off joking around about the Boy Scouts of America...we are joking right? Right? Chris is actually watching a superhero show & a cartoon at that? What the hell is going on? Then he tried to convince Kris (for the 2nd time), to watch Baz Luhrmans Romeo & Juliet. Nobody wants to watch that trash. Kris bring up BORG drinking and stupid cocktails they used to drink in their youth. Then it's al...

Chris shares his dream about the Beach Boys and Kris. What does it mean? That Kris has the answer...The Beach Boys suck. That's the only answer. Then we decide if it's too early to worry about the NY Liberty. We preview the rest of the WNBA and get into the NBA playoffs.

Chris breaksdown...the new Pearl Jam album, then praises their best album ever, Vitalogy. Kris agrees as usual. Kris thinks gambling has gone too far when Dave & Buster get involved. We go over and bemoan the NBA playoffs and the inept refs. Do we really care who won the MVP voting (please say no, please). We point out the BS about BS and then praise Candace Parker. Finally Chris almost spoils the...

The boys go on another long strange trip, again. Chris needs another Sixers therapy session, but tries to act like he's moved past it. We give all the flowers to the GOAT and the true CP3 - Candice Parker. Kris comes with a smoking hot take who the new Lakers coach is going to be. We finish off this episode by roasting the roast of Tom Brady.

A little trip to NOLA, some draft day talk, the NBA playoffs and bad hockey nicknames. That's all you need to know. What more could you want?

How long is too long...to linger? We recap the WNBA Draft & then preview the NBA Playoffs. Then say good bye to that POS "juice." Finally it's expired. We're certainly not lingering with this episode.

Chris either has the best April Fools Day prank, or the worst. This podcast might be one long and stupid prank itself. Somehow we end up talking about a Norwegian cooking show. Chris asks, why no crowd surfing at sporting events? Kris has a good answer. Then we focus on the Women's Tournament, but end up once again complaining about refs and the stupid rules of the games. We kinda wrap it up talki...

This episode has is all - jacking wheels in Kris's neighborhood. Let's get rid of Idaho, cause they're a bunch of racists pricks. Chris hates Brady's face. Should Caitlin Clark take the bag? And athletes gambling on their own stats. You cool with that? There's just not enough hours the day.