Eskimo Brothers

ESKIMO BROS #94 - R.I.P. KRISTI NOEM 06.03.2026 1:03:32 ↓

Shout out our Blacktress, Paris Jackson. Have you ever found yourself at a Beastie Boys’ cover show on a Saturday? Good brothers will hold your sack when you need it.

ESKIMO BROS #93 - KNOBBIN’ HOOD AND FRIAR F*** 03.03.2026 1:00:53 ↓

Alas, the king has kept all of the pussy for himself. Gentrification is some honky-ass bullshit. Wtf is Kundalini?

ESKIMO BROS #92 - SAUSAGE FRENZY 01.03.2026 1:00:04 ↓

Trump signed an EO stating that all electricians are now to be referred to as “Gay Jons.” Prank calls used to be the only way to troll. Punching down is a tradition that goes back to the natives that walked this great land. Shout out America Vespussy.

ESKIMO BROS #91 - WHERE EVEN IS IOWA ON THE MAP 26.02.2026 1:02:55 ↓

Doppelgängers in Canada; All this cartel mumbo jumbo over some queso. Jack has the solution and that’s right, it’s cocaine.

ESKIMO BROS #90 - TONY HINCHCLIFFE IS STRAIGHT AS HELL 25.02.2026 1:00:09 ↓

We heard Leonardo DiCaprio was method during Django. Guys who have chiseled jawlines do it for the bros.

ESKIMO BROS #89 - SHIA LEBUST 23.02.2026 1:00:56 ↓

A seal pushed me down yesterday. We talk Tan Mancock and Younger Dry-Ass theories. Shia is going ham for Mardi Gras.

ESKIMO BROS #88 - BLOW YOUR BUBBLE 19.02.2026 1:00:09 ↓

Wasn’t that the name of that monkey in the tutu? Also, statistically, it’s not gay you don’t bust. Ben Shapiro said it.

ESKIMO BROS #87 - PIZZAGAYTE 18.02.2026 1:00:31 ↓

We here at Eskimo Bros would like to respond to the allegations brought forth as the most recent release of files has been dropped. Oh yeah, Ron HardArtest. That’s good.

ESKIMO BROS #86 - CAMEL-TOE CRUSH 15.02.2026 1:05:13 ↓

Seems like everyone’s ways for pleasing are different; Every friend group has that one kid; some folks are never beating their allegations; We talk some throat training.

ESKIMO BROS #85 - ANITA SAMOAN 13.02.2026 1:05:22 ↓

Is it acceptable if you’re quoting a meme? Dementia is scary. Michael Jackson was the king of pop-ping dat ass.

ESKIMO BROS #84 - 2AM PORTERHOUSES AND SOME ITALIAN TEARS 10.02.2026 1:02:19 ↓

At this point, the DOJ should lose the “O” on account of all these mf dropppppps. We speak about generational racism. We talk Louis Prima and Maynard Ferguson.

ESKIMO BROS #83 - KEEP YOUR SICK IN YOUR PANTS 08.02.2026 1:01:17 ↓

Our sweet angels caught the bug. Best concert/worst concert. Happy Monday.

ESKIMO BROS #82 - BIG OPERA 05.02.2026 1:00:47 ↓

Pavarotti was said to have a voice so powerful he could break ass with his notes. That’s beautiful.

ESKIMO BROS #80 - CONSPIRACEY 01.02.2026 1:03:10 ↓

Jon and Magic Boy are the obvious schizos in the group. Spaceman and BB keep it rock steady, as always. The world is a vampire.

ESKIMO BROS #79 - SALT & VI***** 30.01.2026 1:04:44 ↓

Jared cracked ‘em wide open. Jack unravels the conspiracy for us. Spacemom makes an appearance to tell Jon that calling her son “fat titted” ain’t gonna fly.

ESKIMO BROS #78 - PISS OFF. DON’T TOUCH ME. 27.01.2026 1:05:01 ↓

Well whaddya know? Jon is back, straight vested like its stock options and we try to get comfortable with rehabilitating our inner cinephile.

ESKIMO BROS #77 - FROM BUTTROCK TO TRAP MUSIK 25.01.2026 1:03:01 ↓

Lotta buttrock up top. Rip Bob Weir. Music is so cool, man.

ESKIMO BROS #76 - MUSIC CITY PrEP 23.01.2026 1:02:27 ↓

It should be called Plan LGBT. That’s funny. Sorry for the delay. There’s a got damn winter storm warning.

ESKIMO BROS #75 - BRICKED UP ON BRILEY PKWY 21.01.2026 1:01:02 ↓

Pt. 2 of the lost tapes. Had a video malfunction. Get yer slop. Shout out to the Nashville locals.

ESKIMO BROS #74 - CRANK THAT AVATAR 21.01.2026 1:00:21 ↓

Jon comes through with a hypothetical to get us rolling; we talk avatar and all kinds of bending; Honestly, we’re retardex.

ESKIMO BROS #73 - SHADOW GUEST 19.01.2026 1:00:35 ↓

We had a mysterious guest off mic that kind of lended a hand in the frenetic energy. Spaceman recants his 21st. BB is gay.

ESKIMO BROS #72 - TEXTBOOK. OPEN AND SHUT. 18.01.2026 1:00:18 ↓

What we have here is a common case of man fucks walrus. A tale as old as time. Also, what kind of guy runs an a/c store?

ESKIMO BROS #71 - FATTER ASSES ARE LINKED TO AUTISM Feat. JONNY BOI 15.01.2026 1:03:52 ↓

We get into the cutting edge of posterior science. BB makes the camera blush. Jon kinda took a beating on this one.

ESKIMO BROS #70 - LIKE A REDNOSE 13.01.2026 1:02:12 ↓

Ayyy- ohhhh- Italians are gay, amiright? Kate Hudson, I love you. BB likes boys.