Bye Pumkin

This episode was originally published on 1/19/23 on the Patreon. New episodes will resume in August. This week, Princess dives into a way too long docuseries on one of her favorite white collar crimes--The McDonald's Monopoly scam.

content warning: sexual abuse, child abuse, rape, suicide, eating disorders This episode was originally published April 20, 2023 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. This week, Princess and Mathilda (@tillygoatgruff) talk about Taylor Swift's imaginary prenup, Demi Lovato's exes, and whether or not Miranda Cosgrove is Asian. (SHE IS NOT!!) And when they get around to it, they talk a little about Jeanette Mc...

content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, and suicide This week, Princess takes a break from the roommates to talk about the sisters. In this episode, she asks how many sisters is too many, who made Shakur the President of Everything, and how many BBLs can one show have Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

The Real World Season 12 Episodes 19, 20, and 21 This week, Irulan and Alton are headlining Wrestlemania 57. It's also Arissa's birthday and we finally find out why she is the way she is. And finally, we spend some time focusing on Frank, who is the most boring person in the world. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

The Real World, Season 12 Episodes 16, 17, and 18 This week, the roommates head to Austraila and Princess has a lot of controversial opinions about the place. She covers the love triangle between Irulan, Alton, and everyone else. And she tries to save Trishelle, even though she don't wanna be saved. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

The Real World, Season 12 Episodes 13, 14, and 15 This week, Princess is back, back, back again. She's talking funny but she's talking about Brynn's love life, Arissa's trust issues, and Irulan's tent. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

The Real World, Season 12 Episodes 10, 11, and 12 content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault against a minor, homophobia This week, Princess is back from her Mother's Day break and ready to talk about Trishelle's ovulation cycle, Alton's homphobia, and Frank's skanks.

Real World: Las Vegas Season 12 Episodes 7, 8, and 9 content warning: eating disorder This week, Princess is talking about Irulan's choice, Alton's hoes, and Frank's place in the house. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

Real World: Las Vegas Season 12, Episodes 4, 5, and 6 content warning: sexual assault This week, Princess is talking about creepy bosses, Frank's apologies, and the infamous fork episode. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

Real World Las Vegas S12, E1, 2, and 3 Welcome to Season 13 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess kicks off the new season with a new show--Real World Las Vegas. Let's meet the cast, set up the storylines, and decide which one of these people looks like Tom Nook. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

This week, Princess gives advice to strangers. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

content warning: rape, suicide, sexual assault, domestic violence This week, Princess gets to talk about the Little Women franchise and the greatest spinoff to exist in reality tv history. Shout out to Alex for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or send a message on Patreon. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails...

content warning: rape This week, Princess wants to talk about Kandi, Xscape, and the Case of the Missing $30K. Shout out to Michelle for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or send a message on Patreon. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

content warning: domestic violence, rape, suicide Princess has been watching Desperate Housewives for weeks. Let's talk about it. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 1, Episode 1 & 2 content warning: domestic violence Let's go back to the beginning with Iyanla's first try at fixing lives--Evelyn Lozada Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 5, Episode 9 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, domestic violence, suicide Princess is back from vacation with an episode about F-list reality star, Hazel E. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Send emails here . Follow on Instagram here .

Supernanny, Season 6, Episode 9 Hey, Princess is on vacation! Here's a rerun to hold you down until next week. This episode originally ran on April 21, 2022 on the Patreon so if you like content like this, go check it out. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Iyanla Fix My Life Season 4, Episode 11 and 12 (and also a little of Season 5, Episode 11) content warning: sexual abuse, child abuse, domestic violence, drug abuse This week, Liz (@lizexplains and @featherspod) joins the pod to talk about the time Frankie's daughter's met Iyanla. We had a lot of fun talking about trauma, auntie culture, and guttersnipes. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . E...

Iyanla Fix My Life Season 5 Episode 18 This week, Princess is joined by Naudia (@love_jones90) to talk about Mallory Bailey, the 5 to 9 Tik Tok girlies, and every VH1 reality show to ever exist. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 5, Episode 1 This week, Princess wants to talk about the worst Iyanla Fix My Life episode ever--the one with kidnapping victim Kamiyah Mobley. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 4, Episode 17 content warning: domestic violence, sexual assault This week, Princess is back and talking about Laura Govan's nose, Gilbert Arenas' energy, and how to eat an elephant. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

This episode was previously published on the Patreon on December 15, 2022. I'm rerunning this episode because I'm having technical issues this week. I'll be back next week with a fresh episode. content warning: murder, domestic abuse, medical abuse, financial abuse, self-harm, sexual assault, necrophilia, suicide A lot of us have weird moms. And then there's DeeDee Blanchard.  This week, we're tal...

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 3, Episode 8 content warning: domestic violence This week, Princess is talking about Chris Brown. sigh But you can't talk about Karreuche Tran without Chris Brown and you can't talk about Iyanla making people crying on her breasts without talking about Karreuche. Let's get into it. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here...

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 1, Episode 14 This week, Princess is ready to talk about Sheree Whitfield's appearance on Iyanla Fix My Life. This episode delves into RHOA origins, Chateau Sheree, and Bob's lazy eye. Get into it! Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 4, Episode 7 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, self harm, suicide This week, Princess is back back back again to kick off the new season of Bye Pumkin with Marie Holmes, an 188 million dollar lotto winner who let Iyanla cradle her like a baby as she told her then fiancee that him going to prison was stressful. Press play and trust the process. Bu...