Bat Minute

Ivy's gone full plant. You never go full plant. Regardless, it's time to take back this planet! The first step? Bane on a plane, of course. Meanwhile, Freeze is chilling with the cool dudes in his crew and they're watching some pretty fresh cartoons. Slipper party! COME ON! SING! Back to help us burn this lab to the ground is the critic of critics, the cream of the crop - it's the Independent's ow...

We have been banging our heads against the wall for 25 years. And I’m tired, dude.

The toxins have had a rather unique effect on Pamela... they've turned her into a drag queen! Into Mae West! Into... A GODDESS! And one who knows just the thing to take care of Woodrue to boot. She is nature's arm, her spirit, her will... she is POISON IVY! Returning to the investigation this week is chief film critic for The Independent, Kermode stand-in and the Queen of Supreme - it's Clarisse L...

"You mis-pronounced 'Batman '89' for some reason".

The past, the present, the future... it's all on Bruce's mind today, Bat Mites! Back to Woodrue and the phone bidder has won! Screw the eBay rules - we're shipping Super Soldiers by mail! A certain someone is back... and better than ever! Joining the investigation this week is Bat Minute veteran, chief film critic for The Independent, Kermode stand-in and The Next Supreme herself - it's Clarisse L...

FREE PATREON EPISODE! Bat Minute '89 is back in action, Bat Mites! We're going old school today as we return to the Keaton/Burtonverse once more - in comic form! Does our Michael still have what it takes? Will Billy Dee finally get his due? Will this just at the very least NOT suck? You'll have to tune in to find out! The next episode follows soon. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Subscribe to...

It's West Wing time as get the ol' walk and talk. Classic. Bruce needs to trust his family, those around him... that annoying ward he's taken on? Trust him, man. He's done nothing to prove himself really, but come on! Do it for Al! Investigating with the team one more time is our very own analyst of Alfred and even Batcomputer proportions - we present the teachings of Chris Richardson! The next ep...

Poor Alfred walks into the cave looking... well... poorly. Still, he'd better move fast because Bruce has a cunning plan - FETCH THE WAYNE DIAMONDS, MR BUTLER! Dick ain't happy, not one iota. Bruce is a novice in the ways of family and he needs to try to channel his inner Toretto. Investigating with the crew once again is our resident teaching super sleuth and Bat-sexpert - it's Chris Richardson!...

It's time for a lovely footbath and pamper session with our dear Dicky. While chilling out we'll also learn about decathlons, MacGregor's Syndrome (is it even real?) as well as how Freeze's heart became frozen. Joining the investigation for the first time is instructional designer, former Media & Cultural Studies teacher AND author of the book 'Batman and the Joker: Contested Sexuality in Popular...

The quintessential poster child.

F THIS!

Greetings, fellow Maniacs! Woodrue is very sorry today, very sorry indeed. Unfortunately dear Pamela... HAS TO DIE! And die she shall... from a certain point of view. LET THE BIDDING BEGIN! Concluding this week's investigation is our licenced troubleshooter himself, Mitch Brian! Now there's a name to die for. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebo...

The new and improved Bane rises! THIS MAN IS A JEEP OF A HUMAN! Woodrue, meanwhile, welcomes Pamela to his... parlour? Is that what we're going with? Really? We're also going with military applications, apparently! Returning to the investigation once more is Mitch Brian! Mitch won't lie to you about your chances against Bane... but you do have his sympathies. The next episode follows on Friday. Sa...

BEHOLD, THE IDEAL KILLING MACHINE! Is he though? Well, he's the Bane of humanity, that's for sure! LET THE BIDS COMMENCE! Joining the investigation is a man with something of a speciality when it comes to this particular character - it's the Xeno-bustin' Mitch Brian! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Ca...

We're not in Wonderland anymore, Alice.

Limbic systems are drilled, reptilians are poked and mammalians are sliced - it's not brain surgery! Take a little juice, why don't ya? Finally... he is ready... HE'S ALIVE! ARISE, PROMETHEAN CHILD! Back once more to crawl on the planet's face with the rest of the human race are Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny of the Time Warp Radio podcast! They're coming up to the lab to see what's on our slab!...

Hold on to your butts!

It's time to get Mesopotamian up in this hizzouse! Bat Minute is here to serve it to you, ancient city style. Not only that, but things are about to get decidedly... UNIVERSAL. WITNESS ANTONIO! Returning to the team like bats out of hell are a veritable science fiction double feature - it's Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny of the Time Warp Radio podcast! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat...

ROCKY! BRAD! JANET! HEDWIG! KURTZ?

We thaw the bird with seemingly no ill effects - this meal can certainly be frozen. Also today we are introduced to the one, the only, PAMELA ISLEY! Scientist, environmentalist, sexy weirdo... we all love our dear Pam. Joining the investigation and coming up to Pamela's lab to see what she's got on the slab are none other than Hayley Mervini and Katie Tomeny of the Time Warp Radio podcast! They re...

ZED! ZED! ZED!

Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur.

To be cold or not to be cold? That is the question. ONE WHICH OUR HERO ONLY HAS ELEVEN MINUTES TO ANSWER! Tick tock, tick tock. Time to take a quick swim! Concluding this week's investigation is our very own Roundup Gang! - it's have Robin Garcia and Brady Crane! This pair ain't afraid of no MUSCLE-BOUND ICE MONSTERS! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us...

Hooks and fillers.

“HE’S FREEZING THE FURRRRNAAAAAACE!”. I'm genuinely glad you pointed that out because I didn't have the slightest idea! Freeze also defies all logic by slowly his descent with this freeze gun which is basically the greatest invention of all of humankind. The icing on the cake? Robin is frozen alive. Dead. He's gone. Move on, people. Returning to the investigation is our winning combo of the week -...