Bat Minute

Beauty. Brains. Black Belt.

Ivy is right. Let's just get that out there - she's correct... to a point. The flaw in her grand plan is revealed today as she lets slip that it involves killing millions upon millions of people in the fight to save the planet. Maybe a LITTLE too extreme there, sorry. Does everybody need to mock her though? At least Bruce remains a good guy! Returning to the investigation is somebody who needs you...

MAKE CLOONEY MANBAT, YOU COWARDS! And, while we're at it...

Bruce viciously and unnecessarily berates his lovely lady friend but Ivy bursts in to take down the bully boys! ACAB! Her main mission? To protect the womb of the planet itself and to crush the capitalist menace once and for all! Joining the investigation this week is a first-time team up! We do have an old hand pitching in... after all, once you've met someone, you never really forget them - we h...

How can just one calorie taste so good?

FOLLOW YOUR OWN STAR! LIVE LAUGH LOVE! All with the power of telescopes, of course. Apparently Bruce has been seeing Julie forever at this point. We seem to have entered a time slip, but Julie seems pretty damn keen! Back on the case once again is the Engineer of audio Paradise, Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'! Teaming up with her once more due to his Prime Directive is her Robocop...

Screw you, Robin, you've ruined it!

We love misery.

Ivy slaps a wig right on that bonce and she's ready to roll! Bane is serving his own fresh looks - complete with coat and hat! IT'S FASHION, SWEATY, LOOK IT UP! Meanwhile, Bruce has a present for us all - his big telescope. Wow. Thanks. Awesome. Returning to the case is our Promethean prophet, Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'! Joining her and here to serve the public trust, protect t...

Barbara really has to put her foot down here - get off that computer and go to bed, old man! On her way out she disrobes to reveal... she's fully dressed? And donning leathers? STEALING A BIKE? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!? WHO IS THIS GIRL?!?!? This week brings you a little of the old and a little of the new. Returning to duty once more is our Xeno-killer themselves - all the way from LV-223, it's Co...

Hey there puddin' podders.

You only Liv once.

Barbs arrives to tuck an old man into his cosy bed, but he's busy tracking down his long lost butler bro. The whole family butles. We also see how the dude has a picture of Barbara's mum... framed... just... there. No, man - this is a bit weird. Still, it can't ruin this, the sweetest of minutes. Returning to the case for one final crack at The Bat is the master of pop culture, the ruler of reacti...

Ra's al... what now?

Barbara takes in all of the beauty - only, it's not Dick's! BURN! She's more interested in these sick wheels than those hard abs. Still, he's not totally out of contention - after all, she has accepted the offer to stay over. Time to work the ol' Grayson charm. Returning to the case is our Aussie pop-culture guru, the BrittGirl, Brittany Howarth! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, d...

Who better than Chan?

The mystery woman reveals all - she's not there for Dick, she's here for her sweet Uncle Al. Better luck next time, loser. A nice stroll around the gardens and our dear butler now chooses to reveal all himself - it turns out he had other stuff going on this whole time! Who knew?!?!? Joining us as Special Guest Investigator is some fresh blood coming in from abroad, our Barbara if you will - it's t...

The pleasure of tsundoku.

The only answer is hate.

Freeze pines for his watery wife but we haven't got time for that - a schoolgirl is being rather suspicious at Stately Wayne Manor. Dick reluctantly answers the door but ends up THOROUGHLY enjoying what he sees! Could this girl truly be looking for him? Returning to the team for the fourth year running (!) as Special Guest Investigator is the actress who is beyond Imitation, a Woman who knows the...

Freeze reveals all - the plan is to ice the city and ransom it back so he can then fund his research! Hey, this doesn't sound too evil! He plans that soon he and his lady shall be together once more. After all, nothing frustrates him more than a frigid wife! Today our investigation is joined by filmmaker, writer and YouTuber Allison Closs - aka the Danny DeVito Prom Girl ! There may be a shocking...

SING! SING! Actually, no, how about you chill dude? It's time for a little Ms B. Haven but certainly not for Freeze - his heart and loins are frozen solid! He could do with a little top-up on the ol' suit, however. Joining as Special Guest Investigator is our resident conversationalist, pop culture expert, alternative lifestyles educator and content creator across many platforms - it's Brittany Si...

As I terrorize Gotham I will feed its people hope to poison their souls.

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You'll do the WHAT?