Yoz, Em and Ash - Screen Queens

The Fall Guy is adorable and must be seen by all. The new Planet of the Apes is an impressively created world but you need to do homework. Unfrosted is great if you lean into the silly. The Stranger: Chapter 1 is a pointless remake of the excellent 2008 film starring Liv Tyler. Trio of terrrrible streamers includes the world's worst film, with an IMDb score of 2.8/10, and directed by Elizabeth...

Question 01: Is Baby Reindeer worth all the hype? Question 02: Is Challengers perfect or does Zendaya just give good red carpet? Question 03: One of us thinks Monkey Man was incredible, another was bored; who is right? Question 04: How come Shogun has a near perfect IMDb score?

It's the most wonderful time of the year. The Oscars is airing this Sunday and we run down the chunky list of 10 films in the running for Best Picture. Advanced warning: this episode features spoilers galore, so if you haven't yet completed your viewing homework this year, skip it. What's your favourite season? Mine's Awards.

We witter about the red carpet for the first hour so skip that if you're not interested in aggressive cummerbund work or underwhelming interview questions. Otherwise, stick us in your ears while you complete a marathon dog walk or commute into central London in Friday evening traffic. Things that take around three hours.

Our Awards Season specials continue with the BAFTAs. Ash managed to squeeze the word "fuck" into one sentence seven times, probably describing how annoying it is to watch Oppenfuckingheimer sweep *everything*. Bore. Snooze.

Four absofuckingloutely excellent films, three deservedly nominated for mutliple Oscars and one robbed, languishing at the BAFTAs. Cannot stress enough how spectacular The Iron Claw is. Zone of Interest is HEAVY and HARD but utilises excellent camera trickery. American Fiction is Nora Ephron's modern lovechild. All of us Strangers didn't quite catch on with everyone but that person is extr...

Ash took on a secret side mission to watch and recap the 75th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards so you don't have to sit through it yourself. A 2+ hour ceremony has been deftly condensed into 54 minutes of live(ish) coverage, with a heavy focus on who is divorced from whom in the audience, who should have won each award, and where you know the presenters from because you sure as shit won't have...

Why you shouldn't take Saltburn too seriously and you definitely shouldn't watch it with family if you want to have a good time. The very pretty Priscilla polarised us. Good Grief was a good effort but an overall let down. The Boy and the Heron is an animation for grown ups. And The Crown is finally over, so what went wrong and right in the final season?

We discuss: - The history-altering abomination that is And Just Like That. - Red, White & Royal Blue featuring gay royals making American friends. - Painkiller is the worst Sackler family-centred story out there. - Theater Camp is actually excellent and you should leave the house to see it at the actual cinema.

It's the biggest double-opener in cinematic history. Tom Cruise has also been let out again. And The Bear is top kitchen TV.

Literally zero recollection of what we spoke about in this episode as the time passed between recording and me finally uploading it is... egregious.

Choose your next binge watch from this list of seven streamable series Something for everyone on this list: Barry Ted Lasso Queen Charlotte Jury Duty Workin' Moms Colin From Accounts Succession

Ash is now closer to 40 than 30 and ecstatic about it. She is also the one uploading this "secret surprise" episode because the others don't have access to the account and has also not listened to it yet so cannot give you a heads up as to what to expect from this 50 minute funfest. Predictions include: The original The Little Mermaid; something about a serial killer; a Christmas fil...

The three of us are back with a Eurovision special. Guided by 90+ WhatsApp messages she declined to engage with, Ash runs Yoz and Em through their thoughts on this year's finalists before finishing up with another attempt to get Ash to watch some new Marvel shit in the cinema. A raccoon features, which nearly sways it. Sadly, no one says "cunt" in this episode.

Menage a trois? We've welcomed a third into our cross-generational trio and we're back to discuss the absolute shit drivel on our streaming services and the good things you should bother to leave the house for at the cinema. Trigger warning: First 'C' bomb is within the first 60 seconds.

Em turned a whopping 50 years old, I repeat - FIFTY years old, so Yozzie crashed the podcast to co-host a celebration of the films that made it big in 1973, plus a few more Em would have seen in her most formative years. 

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Golden Globes noms  House of Gucci - the absolute best thing in the cinema since Cats. For all the wrong reasons.  And Just Like That - The Sex and the City girls send their former un-woke selves up in this less brash Samantha-less remake The Power of the Dog - Cumerbund tries to be a cowboy in this forgettable thing True Story - a bit meh series with a hooky dark premise from Kevin Hart...

Encanto - adorable future classic from Disney about a magical South American family A Boy Called Christmas - cute enough Brit-driven live-action festive fayre from Sky and Netflix Ghostbusters: Afterlife - hits original fans right in the feels and keeps up with younger viewers Tick Tick Boom - not annoying musical about the wonderful life of the man behind Ren= Hawkeye - some Marvel shite

Passing - Tessa Thompson controversially (?) passing as a white woman in 1029s New York Last Night in Soho - Great expectations for this campy flashback 1960s horror movie, which turns out to be just a good idea, poorly executed Finch - Tom Hanks makes a robot friend on post-apocalyptic Earth Eternals - New Marvel shit Spencer - Not as boring as first-thought new take on Princess bloody Diana. Aga...

Dear Evan Hansen - divided opinions on the big screen adaptation of this heavy, teen stage show Lady Boss: The Jackie Collins Story - excellent, sexy, salacious, documentary about the author's life and career Halloween Kills - loads of the original cast are back for an OK filler movie in the middle of the new three-part Halloween trilogy Only Murders in the Building - adorable trio Selena Gomez, S...

Maid - brilliant look at the impossible restrictions on low-income abused women, starring Andie McDowell and her real-life daughter Sexy Beasts - vair strange dating show with adults in furry animal suits Bond - 'nother one. James Bond shoots some people and shit and then the inevitable 'twist' happens Ride the Eagle - cutsie indie film with Nick from New Girl hilariously mourning his kookie mothe...

Sex Education - Think series 2 was better The Starling - Christ on a bike this didn't need to be made Everybody’s Talking About Jamie - Let down on the UK's answer to Ru Paul Gunpowder Milkshake - Literally cannot remember a fucking thing about this The Guilty - Gyllenhall porn pulls through Squid Game - Something called "Squid" "game"?..

Dudes, I can barely remember anything about these so, here are my abridged blurbs: Kevin can fuck himself - Very good mash-up of gritty thriller and 90s sitcom starring Alexis Rose off of Schitt's Creek The Hunt for a killer - Pretty good Scandi-crime thing Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings - Em and Stew went mad for it. Superhero something something.  Vigil - Good tense submarine BBC...

The God Committee - Sober story of an A+ cast deciding who gets organ transplants The Final Girls - Cutesy comedy homage to 80s horror films Zola - Masterful indie based on a Twitter thread, a trafficked sex worker, and a business-minded survivor White Lotus - Glossy piss take of the ultra-rich, starkly contrasted by the oppressed resort staff serving them Free Guy - Light fluffy money-making vehi...