Yoz, Em and Ash - Screen Queens

Fear Street - A Stranger Things take on retro horror movies satisfies the kitsch and the comedy  Raising a School Shooter - Poignant convo from the people we don’t think about when school shootings happen - the parents who raised the shooter Space Jam - An expected disappointment trying to revive an analogue classic in the digital age Fantastic Mr. Fox - This beautifully crafted family classi...

Our Friend - Super sad but cute film from an NY Times essay about a widower losing his wife and the friend who supported them until the end Tomorrow War - Bit of a stupid time travel thing with Chris Pratt Black Widow - Good good superhero stuff with good good ladies acting in it Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard - Ash walked out. It's stupid Mary J Blige My Life - nothing too hard-hitting in this respect...

Sweet Tooth - Kinda cutesy fantasy drama based on a kooky comic Supernova - The most adorable film of all time starring Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth as a longtime married couple Together - Very self-aware claustrophobic lockdown drama with Sharon Horgan hating her husband James McAvoy On Becoming a God in Central Florida - Brilliant 80s soapy drama with Kirsten Dunst climbing the ranks of a pyram...

In the Heights - Ash finds this better than Hamilton. It's like Hamilton but with actual choreography, making it an actual musical, unlike Hamilton  Luca - Heartwarming Little Mermaid-esque tale with gay undertones. Proves Disney Pixar is still at the top of the animation game. Loki - Not guna lie, tuned out when Em and Stew talked about this but they seemed excited. It's some Marvel shit.&nb...

Friends: The Reunion - turned out cute enough. They put a lot of effort it. We appreciated it.  Spiral - the worst thing ever committed to film and that's why you should watch it. Bo Burnham: Inside - the best comedy special we've ever seen perhaps. At least the best to come out of lockdown.  Solos - enough celebs to make this Black Mirror rip-off passable.

The most wonderful time of the year, Eurovision season passed with a virtual live-texting party (lame) BUT all bar one of the songs were actually relatively great. And no, we got no points.  The Woman in the Window is an incredibly poor attempt at refreshing the Rear Window story.  A very nicely shot, edited and produced documentary Little White Lie follows the creator's unusual journey...

The Sons of Sam - lengthy but great conspiracy theory surrounding serial killer David Berkowitz's crime spree. Overserved - Ashley's latest trashy obsession. Tablescaping and celebrity dinner parties.  Starstruck - Cute enough meet-cute story featuring young fun people. Mare of Easttown Kate Winslet is surprisingly likeable and this is actually gripping for an expensive crime miniseries The P...

Things Seen and Heard - so shit. Don't watch it. Poor Amanda Seyfried. Them - Truly terrifying look at racism in the 1960s through the lens of horror. Invincible - "The best thing ever." Excellent comic book fayre.  Mitchells vs the Machines - Nice enough Another Round - Best Foreign Language Oscar winner

Hai everybaddy, It's the mooost wonderful tiiime of the yeeear. Awards Season culminates in a (greatly delayed) Academy Awards ceremony TONIGHT. In this episode, we discuss the 'Big 8' Best Picture nominations, then run down our predications for who or what we wish would win in each of the big categories and who or what we think will win.  The Patriarchy and the Royals do not get off lightly....

Frank of Ireland - VERY naughty funny look at a flailing Irish musician's wrought family life Godzilla vs. Kong - money making mash up that delivers what it says on the tin The Terror - hauntingly bleak expedition across the ice Thunder Force - sweet rethink of the superhero buddy film with friendly middled-aged women in the lead roles

Run - well disappointing attempt at a tween remake of Misery Superintelligence - well disappointing attempt at a gender reversed and age positive sci-fi rom com Tina - f*cking mind blowing musical documentary charting the highs and the terror of Tina Turner's career The Mauritanian - good enough light shone on the crimes committed at Guantanamo Bay prison Palm Springs - very cute indie slant on a...

My Octopus Teacher - Mesmerisingly shot underwater tale of of an invertebrate/human relationship. Promising Young Woman - Game changing femicide revenge story. Guarantee you've never seen anything like it. Ted Lasso - Homely, sharply written football sitcom Jack Ryan - Jim from The American Office goes action hero in this passable TV series

Deadly Illusions - Do. Not. Watch.  Resident Alien - Cutsie fish-out-of-water comedy series with sharp scripts hidden beneath the schmaltz   Cherry - Beeeeautifully closed out but confusing attempt at a touching indie flick for an action movie director Marriage or Mortgage - the best thing to have ever happened to Ash. Tablescaping porn AND Rightmove.com porn The Falcon and the Winter So...

Murder among the Mormons - Disappointing and misleadingly titled tale of religious mischief  White House Farm - An OK retelling of an infamous English multiple murder Moxie - Brilliant and lovely film for and about teens that talks up not down to them and adult viewers The United States vs Billie Holliday - Out of this world central performance in a film focusing on the forgotten grit of an i...

I Care A Lot - Pithy, homely crime thriller with a twist.  Solar Opposites - Good new animation from the Rick & Morty team Barb and Star - Does for Midwestern middle-aged women what Jaws did for sharks Golden Globes - What's your favourite season? Awards.

News of the World - Slow, wistful Western with top acting from Hanks and small blonde child.  Malcolm and Marie - Very bad and boring. Shame.  Blithe Spirit - Very bad slapstick Noel Coward remake but not as bad as Malcolm and Marie. Framing Britney Spears - If you're a fan, this is a waste of time as nothing new is revealed. Non-fans will be drawn in and horrified. With themselves. Behi...

Howdy bitches. For your aural perusal this week we have... It’s a Sin - Completely fabulous life changing, heart wrenching look at the moment the AIDS crisis broke in London in the 1980s. From a gifted TV writing legend who lived through it himself, Russell T. Davis. Soulmates - Our boo Brett Goldstein takes a Black Mirror-esque look at modern dating. Here's where AI and Tinder and biology meet an...

Hey bellas. We back. Lockdown means podcasting hard. We tired, even though this is our third go at this shit. Long live April. Or May. Or whenever it was they promised we'd be outta here.  A few abstract choices thrown in this episode - away from mainstream milieu. Spoiler alert: Ash hated EVERYTHING. 

Hey up fellas. We all forgot how shit and boring The Usual Suspects is. Wandavision is pretty cool though, and Nightstalker is dark AF. But The Serpent is dead slow, if beautiful. Luckily, the 1990s called and Animaniacs is back. Peace. 

Hey fellas, The Big Lebowski holds up as the Coen Bros greatest work Barry catapults SNL's Bill Hader to the top spot on Ash's hall pass list Bridgerton makes us more certain than ever that Americans know nothing of English history yet are its greatest fans Home for Christmas is still good, if a bit late Pieces of a Woman was harrowing, heavy and not safe for those in a fragile headspace

HI BABES. We actually didn't get that hammered considering we recorded for almost THREE HOURS as 2020 drew to a welcome fucking close.  Ash, Em and Producer Stew talk through all the favourite things they passed the time with during lockdowns one, two and eight thousand.  Ash gives out her Cunt of the Year award, and we save our very favourite thing to have graced the screen until the ve...

HI BABES (except Get Off my Dick Richard), Ash obv liked ALL the Christmas shit we reviewed this week. Among it was... Happiest Season - excellently cast LGBTQ+ family rom com Mariah's musical special was too short but sweet enough Dickensian is an oldie but goodie bleak festive period peace on BBC iPlayer Prom is a fucking terrible and offensive LGBTQ+ tweenager rom com Christmas Chronicles 2 is...

Hey bitches. We were all relatively well behaved AKA not fucking trollied this week as we've been so embarrassed for the previous few episodes due to our drunkeness.  This week we discuss: Hillbilly Ellegy - fuck me such droll self-important crap. Poorly told rags to riches story glorifying poor person porn. We're real people, leave us alone Uncle Frank - VERY sweet indie LGBT road trip about...

The first "c*nt" of the show popped up within 3 minutes this week.  We talked about: Trial 4 - Looooooong form tale of an unjustly imprisoned black man. Watch the first and last episodes only.  Auntie Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun - not quite funny enough short form Australian comics bloke around in a house together. Truth Seekers - Pegg and Frost of The Cornetto Triology offer a cute eno...

Hey fellas, herein lies our Silvery Jubilee. Is 25 silver? Who knows. Few care. This week we talked about... Industry (fast-paced, young cast have a predictably hard time learning to be bankers) Roadkill (I can't remember anything about this, I think Em chose it. Though it sounds more Stew actually) Love Wedding Repeat (Sam Claflin and Olivia Munn front this good try at making rom coms about weddi...