Verbal Graffiti

VG - 185: Idea for getting out of babysitting / cops and their lattes / babe reporters & athletes 13.11.2025 42:24 ↓

1) Idea for getting out of babysitting responsibilities 2) cops and their lattes 3) babe sports reporters are boinking athletes - right?

VG - 184: Running for office is annoying / Kid Rock as WWII general / So you want to be a brat? 10.11.2025 34:20 ↓

1) Running for political office is annoying 20 Kid Rock as WWII general 3) So you want to be a brat?

VG - 183: Ranking hotness of female team sports / co-worker funeral attendance policy / fetishwantad 06.11.2025 40:55 ↓

1) Ranking hotness of female team sports 2) co-worker funeral attendance policy 3) fetish want ads

VG - 182: Breast implant illness / I got caught with binoculars / what's a cuck to do when he busts 03.11.2025 42:00 ↓

1) Breast implant illness 2) I got caught with binoculars at Marriott 3) what's a cuck to do when he busts early & his lady/bull are still going

VG - 181: Camsoda is where lovemaking goes to die / show your face you gutless smut / outside in 5yr 30.10.2025 34:57 ↓

1) Camsoda is where lovemaking goes to die 2) show your face you gutless smut 3) walking outside for the first time in 5 yrs

VG - 180: Yankees manager Aaron Boone dresses inappropriately / gooner luv potion / bar confidence 27.10.2025 48:14 ↓

1) Yankees manager Aaron Boone dresses inappropriately 2) gooner luv potion 3) FDA approves Motiva breast implants 4) Having confidence while eating alone at the bar

VG - 179: 1990s Saturn & JNCO jeans / looksmaxxing matters more as you age / Dan Dangler & her tattoos 23.10.2025 45:19 ↓

1) 1990s Saturn & JNCO jeans 2) looksmaxxing matters more as you age 3) Dan Dangler & her tattoos

VG - 178: Dissertation on breast augmentation testimonials / ejaculating quickly is complimentary 20.10.2025 36:00 ↓

1) Dissertation on breast augmentation testimonials 2) ejaculating quickly is complimentary

VG - 177: rub & tug tuggy / wheelchairs deserve luv & affection too / WFH attire 16.10.2025 37:30 ↓

1) rub & tug tuggy 2) wheelchairs deserve luv & affection too 3) WFH attire

VG - 176: I want a pet panda / men's rights safety app / busking hack with amplifcation 13.10.2025 39:11 ↓

1) I want a pet panda 2) men's rights safety app 3) busking hack with amplifcation

VG - 175: Alone to the movie theatre / Panda Express / GF has the Bubonic Plague 09.10.2025 36:14 ↓

1) Alone to the movie theatre (One Battle After Another) 2) Deserve to be single if you enjoy Panda Express 3) GF has the Bubonic Plague

VG - 174: stop blaming the algorithm / 48 & a job - ur a failure / unmarried real estate agents 06.10.2025 43:05 ↓

1) stop blaming the algorithm 2) 48 & a job - ur a failure 3) can't trust unmarried real estate agents

VG - 173: slap on redGIFs / loitering around 25 yr-old employee / remembering the life of a sister 02.10.2025 40:01 ↓

1) slap on redGIFs 2) loitering around 25 yr-old employee 3) remembering a younger sister who took her own life

VG - 172: UK gooner coming to NYC / Professor is a fake career 29.09.2025 44:18 ↓

1) UK gooner coming to NYC 2) Professor is a fake career

VG - 171: no admiration for your suburban marriage / untrustworthy tennis instructors / Zillow 25.09.2025 38:50 ↓

1) no admiration for your suburban marriage 2) untrustworthy tennis instructors 3) Zillow idea

VG - 170: 18 yr old wonders if her boobs will ever get bigger / Erika Kirk / dusty Sour Skittles 22.09.2025 33:10 ↓

1) 18 yr old wonders if her boobs will ever get bigger 2) Erika Kirk 3) dusty Sour Skittles

VG - 169: Jeffrey Epstein was handsome / identifying clean butt cracks / nude David vs. Virgin Mary 18.09.2025 34:43 ↓

1) Jeffrey Epstein was handsome 2) thefighter&thekid subreddit 3) identifying clean butt cracks 4) nude David vs. Virgin Mary

VG - 168: Charlie Kirk thoughts / Pit Bull ownership should be illegal / quit your dreams & open a liquor store 15.09.2025 38:50 ↓

1) Charlie Kirk thoughts 2) Pit Bull ownership should be illegal 3) quit your dreams & open a liquor store

VG - 167: GTA street walkers / babe logic isn't human / Ikea make your own casket 11.09.2025 33:10 ↓

1) Grand Theft Auto street walkers 2) babe logic is a rollercoaster 3) Ikea make your own casket

VG - 166: kindergarten marks end of childhood / 911 is my fav holiday / eugenics / your son ain't it 08.09.2025 47:39 ↓

1) kindergarten marks end of childhood 2) 9-11 is my fav holiday 3) pro eugenics 4) your son ain't anything special

VG- 165: Bumble swiped left on me times infinity / Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan is no more / poppers 04.09.2025 39:16 ↓

1) Bumble swiped left on me times infinity 2) Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan is no more 3) poppers enthusiasts share

VG - 164: I pluck my ear hair / spirituality of giving birth / signing a NDA to date a billionaire 01.09.2025 40:36 ↓

1) I pluck my ear hair twice a week 2) spirituality of giving birth 3) would you sign a NDA to date a billionaire?

VG - 163: illegal substances & firearms not on the hub / camping with the gays / Aladdin audition 28.08.2025 38:30 ↓

1) illegal substances & firearms not on the hub & OF 2) naked camping with the gays 3) Aladdin audition

VG - 162: West Haven CT is home to botched plastic surgery / chatGPTNSFW / had 1 drink & pulled over 25.08.2025 38:50 ↓

1) West Haven CT is home to botched plastic surgery 2) chatGPTNSFW erotic literature 3) had 1 drink & pulled over - what should I say?

VG - 161: Divorce your Venmo request husband / company layoffs / modern day Dirk Diggler 21.08.2025 34:54 ↓

1) Divorce your Venmo request husband 2) company layoffs 3) modern day Dirk Diggler