Verbal Graffiti

VG - 209: Farewell to the AVN Awards / $3,600 engagement ring / bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister 05.02.2026 38:45 ↓

1) farewell to the AVN Awards 2) $3,600 engagement ring 3) bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister

VG - 208: Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks / Bumble Premium / Cheerleaders in January / strippers sharing a rental 02.02.2026 49:07 ↓

1) Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks 2) Bumble Premium 3) Cheerleaders in January 4) strippers sharing a rental

VG 207: B12 injections / detransitioning / snow plows / why don't we have 2 hearts 29.01.2026 41:25 ↓

1) B12 injections 2) detransitioning 3) snow plows 4) why don't we have 2 hearts

VG - 206: your adult children won't visit you / Me and Timothee Chalamet are top level performers 26.01.2026 30:07 ↓

1) your adult children won't visit you 2) Me and Timothee Chalamet are top level performers

VG - 205: I live with my mom and she does my laundry / short film / dating racism 22.01.2026 41:21 ↓

1) I live with my mom and she does my laundry 2) Am I racist for not being attracted to black women?

VG - 204: My opinions on ICE / ear piercings should be limited to 3 / you're not hot, your adequate 19.01.2026 35:00 ↓

1) My opinions on ICE 2) ear piercings should be limited to 3 per lobe 3) you're not hot, your adequate

VG - 203: Load Boost / pubic hair & lingerie / we don't want friendship with Europe - War of 1812 15.01.2026 38:17 ↓

1) Load Boost 2) pubic hair & lingerie 3) we don't want friendship with Europe - War of 1812

VG - 202: Connecticut meteorologists / loving wife won't put iPhone down / Selene Sun / security 12.01.2026 38:45 ↓

1) Connecticut meteorologists 2) loving wife won't put iPhone down while getting her clit sucked on 3) Selene Sun hasn't responded to my unsolicited DMs 4) security measures

VG - 201: Sadie Crowell is all women / Howard Stern / Moms using their toddlers as shields / anarchy 08.01.2026 42:08 ↓

1) Sadie Crowell is all women 2) Howard Stern lost his funny bone 3) Moms using their toddlers as shields 4) Anarchy

VG - 200: looking at our metrics / naked dorm roommate / OF creative director / New strippers 05.01.2026 39:51 ↓

1) looking at our metrics (or lack there of) 2) What to do when you have a naked dorm roommate 3) I dream of being a OF creative director 4) New stripper doesn't want to do 'extras'

VG - 199: Merging of real life & technology / arranged marriages / concerts are for getting felt up 01.01.2026 44:40 ↓

1) Merging of real life & technology 2) arranged marriages 3) concerts are for letting a husband's friend feel you up

VG - 198: Ava Addams breast reduction / Tricky Dick & Slick Willy / Uber Eats / penis envy 29.12.2025 42:50 ↓

1) Ava Addams breast reduction :( 2) Tricky Dick & Slick Willy 3) Uber Eats illegal scooter gang 4) Penis envy

VG - 197: unsolicited DM to smut star / hand jibbers cheating? / Cyberpunk 2077 / scratch off ticket 25.12.2025 38:26 ↓

1) unsolicited DMs to smut star 2) are hand jibbers cheating? 3) Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay 4) scratch off ticket buyers are subhuman

VG - 196: widow brings boyfriend to husband's grave / idk how to do a carwash / text me a statement 22.12.2025 44:45 ↓

1) widow brings boyfriend to husband's grave 2) idk how to do a carwash 3) text me a statement...now what should I do

VG - 195: making love to Chris Williamson / respect goonettes / B-man gives you 10 life lessons 18.12.2025 36:54 ↓

1) Do you think making love to Chris Williamson is fun? 2) respect goonettes 3) B-man gives you 10 life lessons

VG - 194: Not permitted to discuss BJ / No coffee for your husbo / guillotine for pissing on toilet 15.12.2025 36:39 ↓

1) Not permitted to discuss BJ 2) No coffee for your husband 3) guillotine should be the penalty for pissing on toilet seats

VG -193: Cyberpunk 2077 got me back into gaming / vagina cyst / yearn for the boredom of childhood 11.12.2025 40:49 ↓

1) Cyberpunk 2077 got me back into gaming 2) vagina cyst 3) yearn for the boredom of childhood

Verbal Graffiti - 192: This episode is dedicated to my friend Colin James 08.12.2025 49:17 ↓

This episode is dedicated to my friend Colin James

VG 191: Jealous I'll never be pregnant / Yoo Young-Chul - Korean raincoat Killer / never volunteer 04.12.2025 41:03 ↓

1) Jealous I'll never be pregnant 2) Yoo Young-Chul - South Korean raincoat Killer 3) never volunteer

VG 190: 15 mins on the state of my standup & then I tell women not to take hormonal birth control 01.12.2025 35:00 ↓

1) 15 mins on the state of my standup career 12 yrs in 2) women should not take hormonal birth control

VG 189: Pilgrims better than indians / 4chan penis hammock / locker room etiquette 27.11.2025 40:01 ↓

1) Pilgrims > indians 2) 4chan penis hammock 3) locker room etiquette & regrets

VG 188: bagel economy / I'm gifted & talented / teachers microdosing shrooms 24.11.2025 43:48 ↓

1) bagel economy 2) I'm gifted & talented 3) teachers micro-dosing shrooms

VG - 187: how are you surviving economically / SpongeBob SquarePants urine / kidney negotiations 20.11.2025 41:04 ↓

1) how is anyone surviving economically? 2) SpongeBob SquarePants urine 3) negotiating for my kidney

VG - 186: did Ella Knox retire / Don't tell priest you masturbate / born to be a wordsmith for OF 17.11.2025 40:57 ↓

did Ella Knox retire? 2) Don't tell your priest you masturbate 3) Was i born to be a wordsmith for a Only Fans creator?

VG - 185: Idea for getting out of babysitting / cops and their lattes / babe reporters & athletes 13.11.2025 42:24 ↓

1) Idea for getting out of babysitting responsibilities 2) cops and their lattes 3) babe sports reporters are boinking athletes - right?