Try Not To Die

In the penultimate episode of our sixth arc, Smyte, Brigid and Zola delve the depths of Marfin's mansion, stumbling upon that which is... Inevitable. We'll be back next week with the finale of this arc! Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our NEXT WEEK'S episode of The Afterlife, where we discuss this episode + the finale! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin. Music by Noah Perito...

The knowledge of the void cannot be escaped. Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our post-episode talkback show, The Afterlife, where the DM lowers the screen and there are conspiracies galore! New episodes released every other Wednesday at 9AM EST. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionaut...

The crew deals with Marfin's bouncer; later, they cross paths with an old foe and potential friend. Brigid returns to the site of a previous adventure. Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon to support the show, check out 3+ years of monthly bonus episodes, and hear us talk about the show every other Wednesday! Sound Effects:...

After a disastrous journey to the land of cheese, the trio goes on a door-opening spree, meeting more of Marfin's "friends" and raising further questions about his strange collection of demiplanes. Check out our $5 Patreon tier tomorrow (Wednesday) to hear our post-episode show, The Afterlife, where we'll be discussing the last two chapters, conspiring about the rest of the arc, and giving plenty...

After finding themselves floundering in the deep end, our heroes seek higher ground. Zola speaks more closely with NP. Check us out on Patreon! Your donations help us make cool art for the show, get better sound equipment, and dream up cool new things. This month's upcoming Valentine's Day themed Content Surge, a mad dating show parody/fugue-state starring Paragon and featuring a star-studded cast...

As time ticks on, Zola, Brigid and Smyte unearth some of the deeper horrors contained within Marfin's multi-planar mansion. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soun...

With the ghosts of their pasts close behind them, Brigid, Smyte and Zola search desperately for Marfin through the many rooms of his multi-planar mansion. Join us at 7PM EST TONIGHT! on twitch.tv/trynottodiepod, where we'll be celebrating our third birthday with a livestream! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Eff...

A world within a shop.  The trio delve deep into Marfin's Magnificent Magical... Multi-verse? in search of the mage himself, NP, the golden crown, and more answers regarding Marfin's mysterious missing memories... Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Fire-in...

Welcome to Arc VI of Try Not To Die! Zola tries to reach Brigid and Smyte as the Temple of the Wild comes under imperial attack. How will our heroes wiggle out of this one?  Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin   Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi  Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti  “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi  “Portal-ide” - couchhero  "crowd-i...

Welcome... to the recap! Whether you're a dedicated fan or brand new to the adventure, we hope you enjoy this newly updated synopsis, which covers all five arcs of Try Not To Die so far (Chapters 1 - 83).  We will be BACK to canon episodes next week, with the premiere of Arc VI, Chapter Eighty-Four! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sou...

Thank you for all of your incredible support this year! In this end-of-year wrap-up episode, we answer your most Frequently Asked Questions, and reflect on the last 12 months of Try Not To Die. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo of Freesound.org "Book Sounds Effects"...

When the Diddlepiss Family left on their Frostjoy vacation, they forgot one small thing... KEVPHIN! For our third annual Frostjoy Special we join Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi as they reprise their roles of Frankie and Jacob featured in the special bonus episode "THE PIGEODYSSEY" BEFORE they were pigeons. We will releasing our LAST episode of the year on the 27th, "The End of the Year Wrap Up Re...

Here's a teaser of Noah's interview with R. E. Levy, author and creator of Tales From The Ridge! They chat story-telling, world-building, and general nerdish-ness. Join our Patreon (or R. E. Levy's!) to hear the interview for as little as $1. To learn more about Tales From The Ridge and R.E. Levy's other projects, head here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this thrilling conclusion to The Cloudcarver Caper...! the GAY LITTLE GUNS attempt to crack their way into the schematic library, all while fitting in an espresso before the big meeting. Thank you for following along with our caper crew! We'll be back later this month with our annual Frostjoy special- until then, stay warm, stay safe, and Try Not To Die! (And also check out our bonus content on...

Hot off the back of a clockwork spider, the Glockheed Elites learn more about the mysterious Company O. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02  "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "ecu-a-xx-144-phase2" - awaka "electric-zap" - michael-grinnell...

Ascending up the Eleviators, the Glockheed Elites search for even more exclusive access to even more mysterious floors... Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Join us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod! That's where we're doin' COOL STUFF! Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmi...

It's a new day at Glockheed Industries! Levid shmoozes over coffee and pastries; Filou exceeds expectations in a new position; meanwhile two new freelancers begin to case the joint... Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our weekly after-show, where we're discussing each episode as it drops! Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects...

Welcome back to Try Not To Die, and welcome back... to Auraelia! In this mini-campaign taking place in the few days preceding Chapter Eighty-Three, two Acolytes of Mystra and two Glockheed Industries employees plan a daring heist on those responsible for manufacturing the Empire's cruel automatons...! Produced by: Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi...

Everyone dispose of your water bottles in the provided recycling receptacles- it's time for Part II our MONSTER OF THE WEEK adventure! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with EPISODE ONE of the CLOUDCARVER CAPER! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “lightningcrash” -...

Welcome to the town of Scumside, where the scum is green, the druids serene, and there's a different monster every week.... Everybody call your local moonshine plug! It's time to kick back and revisit an old Content Surge from last Halloween. We hope you enjoy this spooky installation of Monster of the Week, Kept by Lisa and starring Noah as Cazzofai the Wicked! Part II out next Tuesday. Join our...

HELLO! And WELCOME to TNTD's first official Book Club! We are so lucky to be joined by Thom James Carter, the author of They Came To Slay, in a discussion about the queer culture of Dungeons and Dragons! In between speaking with Thom, Noah and I discuss why making queer art is important to us, how we create a safe table together, our hopes and dreams for the DnD/fantasy content community moving fo...

Thanks for your support as we take a brief break from releasing episodes to record our new mini-campaign: The Cloud Carver Caper! We will see you in November, and in the meantime there will be plenty of bonus content here, as well as on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod. Stay well and happy Harvestpeak to all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zola enters Hivërhome and seeks an audience with the Queens Noel and Giselle Shadowshine. Preferably before noon. We have REACHED our stretch goal on Patreon, and will be producing a musical episode of Try Not To Die next year! Come join us and help us determine what our next goal will be! at www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi...

Zola, her mother, and the Familiar Crew fight to protect their new acquaintances from the ghosts of Glaciel. We just reached our Patreon goal, and will be making a MUSICAL episode! Thank you for your support, sweet patrons! If you want to come be part of the party, join us over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effec...

Zola and her mother squeeze in a little recreational travel. Come join us on Patreon to participate in and hear our September book club! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "portal-idle" - couchhero “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Bamf” - themfish “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi "c...