Trader Hoes

I scream, you scream, Evie may actually be screaming. That's right! It's officially summer, so the Hoes are cooling down with some ice cream. They sample everything from a traditional favorite to a new Trader Joe's item that has been buzzing around Instagram and makes quite the first impression. Childhood memories resurface, '90s references are dropped and the Hoes attempt to get to the bottom of...

It's the first installment of our guest series, Ho-ing It Out! And Guest Ho Analisa did not come to play. She's fully stocked, fully pregnant, and fully prepared to stand by her Trader Joe's favorites -- no matter what the Trader Hoes think.  In the cart: - 2017 Chariot Gypsy Red  - Quinoa & Black Bean Infused Tortilla Chips - Garlic Chipotle Salsa - Fig & Olive Crisps -  White Stilton Wit...

The moment you've all been waiting for is here: PICKLE POPCORN IS BACK, HOES! So, naturally, the Hoes had to pop a few other bags of Trader Joe's popcorn varieties to see if Popcorn in a Pickle still reigns supreme. Plus, the Hoes answer some fan mail, discuss snack mishaps in the office and share the lengths to which they went to stock up on their favorite popcorn ever. #BBPP365 In the cart:  Org...

The Hoes aren’t the only flaky things in this week’s episode. They’re breaking off a few pieces of Trader Joe’s pastry section, while sprinkling in some facts, feminism and fables. And plenty of alliteration, apparently! In the cart:  Liberté Pinot Noir Raspberry Walnut Rugelach Chocolate Brooklyn Babka Organic Chunky Apple Cinnamon Bread Almond Danish Pastry Cinnamon Croissant Loaf Support the sh...

The Hoes return to the holy trifecta that is Trader Joe’s wine, cheese and crackers, and discover some unorthodox pairings along the way. Plus, stay tuned to find out how you can get a sneak peek at our big summer reveal.  In the cart: El Castilla Syrah Trader Joe’s Reserve Syrah Picton Sauvignon Blanc Chèvre with Honey Chipotle Toscano Cheese Italian Truffle Cheese 3 Seed Sweet Potato Crackers Se...

Leaf it to these Hoes to live life on the wedge by trying a few of Trader Joe’s most convenient offerings: the premade salads. Sure, there were some clear winners, but these greens could have all benefited from larger, shakeable containers. Tell us we’re not alone in desiring ample salad shaking packaging! In the cart: -Crunchy Slaw with Chicken, Crispy Noodles & Peanut Dressing -Kale & Ed...

Things are getting a little spicy (and weirdly sweet?) in the Trader Hoes’ fort this week. The Hoes sample not five, not six but seven different jarred Trader Joe’s salsas because that’s the kind of dedication they bring to the show. Also, Evie is indecisive and easily swayed by the demo station. But it’s mostly dedication, promise!  In the cart:  -Organic Blue Corn Tortilla Chips -Restaurant Styl...

The Hoes put their hands in Trader Joe’s cookie jar and come out with mixed reviews. Plus, Katie puts her tastebuds on the line by offering listeners an Instagram challenge.  In the cart: Half Moon Cookies Vegan Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies Chocolate Brownie & Vanilla Créme Cookies Gluten Free Oat Cranberry Flax Seed Cookies Neapolitan Joe-Joe’s Support the show

Finally, The Hoes may have met their cheesy match: Trader Joe’s frozen mac & cheese. They sample a spectrum of cheesy choices and find out which is the cream of the crop. Also, what happened to the Hatch Chile Mac & Cheese??? In the cart: -Les Portes de Bordeaux Bordeaux -Reduced-Guilt Mac & Cheese -Gluten Free Mac & Cheese -Joe’s Diner Mac ‘N Cheese -Pepperoni Pizza Mac & Chee...

The Hoes try to lift their spirits with some bubbly treats this week, but they aren't the only things full of hot air. Find out if these airy selections stand up or fall flat. Plus, why is kombucha so difficult to open???  In the cart:  -Seeds & Grains Crispbread Norwegian Crackers -Unexpected Cheddar Cheese  -Banana Date Nut Bread Crisps -Secco A Bubbly Taste of Cranberry -Secco Grapefruit Po...

The Hoes take on the most important (frozen) meal of the day and try five different breakfast items from Trader Joe’s freezer section. Plus, hear from the person who inspired the episode when the Hoes do their very first on-air taste test. Things are getting toasty, people! In the cart: Mixed Mushroom and Spinach Quiche Uncured Ham & Swiss Cheese Flaky Croissant Dough Squares Organic Silver Do...

After popular demand, the Hoes are hitting Trader Joe's freezer section for some Indian fare. It's an episode full of familiar favorites, new flavors and, unfortunately for Evie, a fruit she hopes to never encounter again.  In the cart:  Seltzer Water Flavored with Lemon and Ginger Juice Indian Fare | Yellow Tadka Dal Butter Chicken with Basmati Rice Palak Paneer Mango Ginger Chutney Vegetable Bir...

The Hoes have themselves a little tea party with Trader Joe’s shortcake biscuits, several mugs of kettle brews and their own terrible British accents! Not on the menu but always on the table: Trader Joe's top-notch flower selection. In the cart: Shortcake Biscuits Imported English Authentic Lemon Curd Mango Flavored Green Tea Spicy Chai Latte Mix Organic Ginger Turmeric Herbal Tea Organic Early Gr...

The Hoes lather up some rich reviews of Trader Joe’s hair, body and face products. Plus, they welcome their very first Guest Hoest, Potterless’ Mike Schubert ! In the cart: Wish Flower Sparkling Rosé Rich Hydrating Face Sheet Mask Face Wash with Tea Tree Oil Enrich Moisturizing Face Cream Rose Oil Ultra Moisturizing Hand Cream Oatmeal Exfoliant Bar Shea Butter & Coconut Oil Hair Mask Tea Tree...

The Hoes got some snackin’ to do, and they’re getting salty with the choices this week. Plus, it’s time we learning a little embarrassing something about Evie for a change. In the cart: -Sour Strawberry Ale -Corn, Pea, Bean & Quinoa Crisps -Crispy Crunchy Mochi Rice Nuggets -Chicago Style Popcorn -Bamba Peanut Snacks -Ghost Pepper Potato Chips -Spicy Cheese Crunchies Like what you hear and wan...

This week, the Hoes revisit the '90s for some unknown reason while sampling Trader Joe's chocolate confections, referencing Harry Potter a ton and learning another horrifying tale of Katie eating something she shouldn't have.  In the cart:  -Roustabout Meritage -Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar -Milk Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Pretzels  -Ruby Cacao Wafers -Chocolate Covered Waf...

It's Trader Hoes 10th episode, and to celebrate, the Hoes each share five of their favorite TJ's items. Also, #BathtubSpanakopita and #Puffs.  In the cart: -Château de Seguin Cuvée Prestige Bordeaux Supérieur -Sweet Chile Sauce -Spanakopita -Hatch Valley Salsa -Creamy Toscano Cheese Soaked in Syrah -Raisin Rosemary Crisps -Spicy Jalapeno Chicken Sausage -Pork Gyoza Potstickers -Fig & Olive Cri...

The Hoes dip into a few new and recommended varieties of hummus, and they will never be same. WARNING: This episode contains a brief but poignant discussion of snot. Thank you, not thank you.   In the cart: -Pontificis wine -Multigrain Pita Bite Crackers -Cucumber -Tomato Basil Hummus -Organic Buffalo Style Hummus -Roasted Garlic Hummus -Organic Spicy Avocado Hummus Support the show

This week, the Hoes take on the most important meal of the day and investigate a ghastly Trader Joe's crime. Just kidding, but these Hoes can dream they're Sarah Koenig, right? In the cart: -Joe Medium Roast Coffee -Crunchy Maple Ladders -Neapolitan Puffs -Crunchy Cinnamon Squares -Strawberry Yogurt O's -Gumshoeing Support the show

The Hoes asked what they should try Everything but the Bagel seasoning on, and the people answered. From avocados to dessert, the Hoes discover if this cult favorite can really go on everything.  In the cart:  -Everything but the Bagel Sesame Seasoning Blend -Henry Hotspur's Hard Pressed for Rosé Cider -Espolon Blanco Tequila -Trader Joe's Egg Salad -Avocado -Crunchy No Stir Peanut Butter Spread -...

The Hoes cook for the first time and review Trader Joe's frozen gnocchi selections, March Madness style. Also, Katie has never actually tried shrimp.  In the cart:  -Gnocchi al Gorgonzola -Cauliflower Gnocchi -Sweet Potato Gnocchi with Butter and Sage -Gnocchi Alla Sorrentina (Definitely not Fiorentina)  -La Granja 360 Cariñena Tempranillo/Garnacha Support the show

It's almost Valentine's Day, so the Hoes sample the heartfelt treats Trader Joe is offering. Spoiler alert: Love is not in the air.  In the cart:  -Dark Chocolate Mini Heart Cookies -Gummy X's & O's -Gluten Free Chocolate Cupcakes with Buttercream Frosting -Belgian Chocolate Hearts -For the Love of Chocolate Mousse Cake -La Ferme Julien Rosé Support the show

The Hoes dive into a variety of Trader Joe's dips with varied results and establish that Evie would definitely fall prey to a serial killer.  In the cart:  Bite Size Everything Crackers Social Snackers Beet and Roasted Garlic Dip Organic Creamy Cashew Fiesta Dip Avocado Tzatziki Dip Sweet Old Lady Wine Support the show

This week, the Hoes almost got into a fight in the wine section and sample a variety of one of their favorite lunch items, burritos.  In the cart:  Black Bean and Jack Cheese Burrito Carnitas with Salsa Verde Burrito Pollo Asada Burrito Super Burrito! Support the show

The Hoes are onto their second episode and they feature some ~fancy~ wine and cheese, but give them some slack! Yes, that's some background audio. Yes, they're learning. Yes, their pinkies were up this entire episode.  In the cart: Sweet Potato Tortilla Chips Slightly Stale Multigrain Pita Bite Crackers Fig Goat Cheese Log Cambozola Blue Cheese Satis Dei Syrah-Garnacha Wine  Moon X Pinot Noir Wine...