THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

A life-changing event has Ralph reflecting on Value and the shrines we build.

WE'RE BACK FOR 2023! People are flipping out over M&M's and Tucker Carlson needs to come out the chocolate factory. Dude's giving women money for the sake of giving them money, Simps are down bad. Do women ever take accountability? Even when they cause 15 million in damages? Nope. Lastly...Monks are on meth.

The first-ever “best of” special of THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! We dig through the crate of the early days to give you an hour of hilarity that is timeless. Remember when Ralph's brother John was the co-host? We do! We'll be back next week with a brand new ep, for now, enjoy bits you more than likely have not heard before.  Topics: America is a strip club with pro wrestlers Ralph will sacrific...

In the last episode of 2022, Ralph talks about the importance of gift supremacy, the Idaho 4, and having compassion for your unhinged relatives.

The content game has gotten nasty. Britney Griner is back! Meghan and Harry are back! Hitler is back?! And we watch an assisted suicide commercial.

Our Thanksgiving episode discusses the longest Running CIA Chief Allen Dulles. He overthrew the governments of Iran, Guatemala, and the Congo. A friend to presidents, military heroes, and Nazis, a real asshole. Let's ruin your Thanksgiving dinner convos with the harsh truth.   Note from Ralph: This episode means alot to me. It's something I'm really proud of. I hope you enjoy it.

Britney Griner is in a prison colony, Dolphins getting high off puffer fish, Doing hits for jesus?! What an ep! We pay homage to Kevin Conroy and Gallagher.. 

In an episode that will test people's understanding of satire, we are talking:   Dwayne Wade's pressuring his child to transition?  A woman finds out she was conceived during a swinger's party.  The world's dirtiest man dies months after his first bath in 6 decades.  Ralph worked in a sweat shop?!! and his new political platform...GET KIDS BACK TO WORK!

It's the Halloween special! Ghosts, demons, witch chicks, costumes, candy, the top haunted places in America, and a house full of demons. Have fun!

The most honest Kanye take anywhere...

Ralph talks about 50's cents son being entitled, Weddings being about vanity and living instead of dying.

Ralph is asking...are we making the best people? Deep thoughts on this weeks Darkness. Others topics: Stacey Abrams says fetus heart sounds are manufactured. The young attacking the old in New York. Can we return the children we have if they are defective? Dealing with the addict in all of us. Can you win a fight against a Kangaroo? All this and more!

Have we become perverts for competent people, let's find out. Ralph is giving out life advice on how to spice up your existence and gives you examples of people you can be.  Other topics: Zendaya is too pretty to play a drug addict. Rich students get their poor math teacher a car. A woman believes she was arrested for being too pretty. This episode is an unhinged stream of consciousness. Enjoy.

Technical difficulty notice: Some of the files were corrupted and some of our gear is getting faulty but we made the best of it. We'll replace it with a remastered version if we can. Thanks for bearing with us. We truly appreciate all the new friends we've gotten on this little journey of ours and are committed to giving you the best experience possible.  This week:  Ralph reflects on th...

For the 50th episode, we are talking Hollywood pedophiles (allegedly) Aries Spears and Tiffany Haddish and some good ole American side hustles.  Blackmail & thievery.  Others topics: What is the value of your nudes? Could Ralph have been a cast member of ALL THAT? Do we have an International listening audience?! All this and more?! Yes. 

The trade deadline, cold fries and turtles.

Vince Mcmahon retires and New york is fucked....again.

Ralph talks the current Vince Mcmahon situation. 

Ralph is seemingly possessed while talking about Roe V wade, gas prices inflation and google AI's.

A wife kills her husband. a mayor believes in crystals and Disney creates a death trap.

An episode that was supposed to be one thing but became another.

The death of pay phones, the gun issue in America and Ralph goes down memory lane to one of the biggest events in his childhood…The Amy Fisher Story.

Ralph talks audio issues, future eps and yes..Ralph got on stage. Here is a .5 to hold ya over till we return full force. 

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYONE!    -Ralph reflects on times with his mom, grand and great grand ma.  -Pitches a replacement for Kevin Samuels  -Reminds people they never cared a out Marilyn Monroe in the first place.    #Podcast #spotify #spotifypodcast #applepodcast #comedy #KevinSamuels #Mothersday #HappyMothersday #Moms #Grandmas #Greatgrandmas #MarilynMonroe

Elon buys twitter, people believe in Tulpa's and pooping in kitty litter....Ralph teaches us a very important lesson...if you're life sucks...imagine a new one!