THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

It's all Barney's fault, Scott Baio is not happy and Ralph has specific wishes for his wedding & funeral.

Affirmative action and student loan debt. A hell of a combo.

Titanic sub implodes, Hunter gets a plea deal, Meghan & Harry lose their job and billionaires want to fight. This is a very unserious society but this is a very serious episode...kinda.

PEOPLE SELLING BODY PARTS! THE ANIMALS ARE RISING UP! RALPH WENT TO FULLY LOADED!

New york city became blade runner and Ralph loved every minute of it.

Ralph talks about Pedo Priest getting QR codes, kids are working at mcdonalds, and soldiers needing a new gig. We also pay tribute to a fallen friend.

Ralph is on pain killers at home due to an ankle injury and thinks about how red pill dating podcast are ruining love.

Ralph realizes why no one cares about Epstein.

Matthew McConaughey and Ralph get into the Guru business, A married couple gets into the suicide business and Tucker & Lemon have to find a new place in the business. Bring us your lost and defeated cause we are saving souls today!

ROBO COPS! WHITE NATIONALIST FIGHT CLUBS! THE DALI LAMA!

Ralph solves an issue that has been plaguing America for years, you're welcome. He also talks about a breaking bad grand ma, gives Rupert Murdoc love advice, and takes a victory lap on the recent Don Lemon allegations.

HERE ME OUT! Politically a terrible idea, but the content could be fire. That's not the only thing on the docket, Pablo Escobar's hippos are out of control and a 106-year-old woman is on the cover of vogue. What a week!

It's been three years...where are we at.

Chris rock releases a special, Harry and Meghan lose a cottage, and firing squad assassinations are back!

NO ONE IS HAPPY THIS WEEK! PETE BUTTIEGE HATES HIS JOB! THE TALIBAN HATES THEIR JOB! BIDEN HATES TALKING ABOUT UFO'S! RALPH IS NOT HAPPY THAT BROKIE BEER IS BACK AS A SPONSOR! But....a fun episode. 

For Valentines day, Ralph talks about the difference between men & women, how to deal with psy op E girls, and being a politician's mistress.

A life-changing event has Ralph reflecting on Value and the shrines we build.

WE'RE BACK FOR 2023! People are flipping out over M&M's and Tucker Carlson needs to come out the chocolate factory. Dude's giving women money for the sake of giving them money, Simps are down bad. Do women ever take accountability? Even when they cause 15 million in damages? Nope. Lastly...Monks are on meth.

The first-ever “best of” special of THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! We dig through the crate of the early days to give you an hour of hilarity that is timeless. Remember when Ralph's brother John was the co-host? We do! We'll be back next week with a brand new ep, for now, enjoy bits you more than likely have not heard before.  Topics: America is a strip club with pro wrestlers Ralph will sacrific...

In the last episode of 2022, Ralph talks about the importance of gift supremacy, the Idaho 4, and having compassion for your unhinged relatives.

The content game has gotten nasty. Britney Griner is back! Meghan and Harry are back! Hitler is back?! And we watch an assisted suicide commercial.

Our Thanksgiving episode discusses the longest Running CIA Chief Allen Dulles. He overthrew the governments of Iran, Guatemala, and the Congo. A friend to presidents, military heroes, and Nazis, a real asshole. Let's ruin your Thanksgiving dinner convos with the harsh truth.   Note from Ralph: This episode means alot to me. It's something I'm really proud of. I hope you enjoy it.

Britney Griner is in a prison colony, Dolphins getting high off puffer fish, Doing hits for jesus?! What an ep! We pay homage to Kevin Conroy and Gallagher.. 

In an episode that will test people's understanding of satire, we are talking:   Dwayne Wade's pressuring his child to transition?  A woman finds out she was conceived during a swinger's party.  The world's dirtiest man dies months after his first bath in 6 decades.  Ralph worked in a sweat shop?!! and his new political platform...GET KIDS BACK TO WORK!

It's the Halloween special! Ghosts, demons, witch chicks, costumes, candy, the top haunted places in America, and a house full of demons. Have fun!