The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's discuss at length the faults and disappointments of Australian politicians and Dwarves. Anastacia Pallacheck visits the Pope to give him a pep talk and possible sexual favours prior to his visit to Ukranium. On a funny note the Brian's put the Amazon Pygmy's to good use.

Send us Fan Mail The Siamese Herring Experiment this week looks at Martin Scorsese's epic World War Three docu-drama mini-series fillum, starring Drew Barrymore as Adolf Putin and Matt Damon as President Joe Biden.  Meanwhile, Will Smith slaps his way through Russia.  On a lighter note Brian and Brian receive a large shipment of hammocks which they will donate to help ease the homeless situat...

Send us Fan Mail Saviour of the fat and insane, Clive Palmer challenges Vladamire Putin to a vomit eating competition in an effort to post his pre-election popularity. Unfortunately Vlad is in hiding after he heard the Pope has resurrected his childhood assassin business and is coming for him and his sex doll business. Meanwhile it's borscht taco's for everyone.

Send us Fan Mail The western world is looking at the Brian's to set the scene to end the conflict in the Ukraine. Special Agent, the Pope, will be pressed into service after the Brian's raise funds to have Popey ready to take the shot that will finish this silly war. The Brian's also provide good hard advice to the members of the LBGITQXYZ community. On a lighter note the Brian&apos...

Send us Fan Mail The Brians prepare for the political famine which is Australia's answer to dereliction of duty and Vladamire Putin admires his horse's nudity whilst walking on the Red and Black Sea.

Send us Fan Mail 2022 is going to be another  good year. 15 Covid variants, 5327 cryptocurrencies including the front runner WW3-coin, zero unemployment and Ukranium real estate bargains. Everyone including the dead will be millionaires by Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Pancha Ganapati or any other religious excuse to lay about and have a bludge!

Send us Fan Mail Nothing much happens in the world of the Brians this week.

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian discuss the sickening joke that is the upcoming Australian election and ask the question that nobody can answer without lying.......Is cannabilism the answer to the climate crisis?    They also manage to avoid the pitfalls that await amateur time travellers in the past, by rubbing lard into their loins.

Send us Fan Mail Scurvy, dehydration, excess fecal matter and hemarroids aside; as relaxing as it has been the Brians extended visit to Lake Mackay in the Simpson Desert must come to an end surely.

Send us Fan Mail Novak Djokovic breaks out of Asstralian detention to lead Ukraine to a bloody conflict with Russia over the rights to harvest almond milk in the Balkans. Meanwhile the Brians believe they have spotted Boris Johnson through a hole in the shipping container and shed tears of vomit.

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's are still trapped in the Box and are staring death and a fridge full of beer in the face. Barry runs off to join another Cult. The Brian's look back at some of their dear departed friends. The likes of Mother Theresa, Charlton Heston, Marlon Brando, Satan and many more. Also, Brian gets bitten by a Locust.       

Send us Fan Mail With the End of Days well and truly on track, the Brians reveal the grand opening of a new chain of alien swim-through restaurants planned for the Pacific Ocean, Western Australia and the flat side of the moon.

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's begin a new series by escaping the Covid infested mess that is Queensland and head to a slightly less messy Western Australia. The Brian's discuss Harry M. Millers palatial multi storey chicken coup and Marcia Hines' input into the design. Brian let's the cat out of the bag about his new venture into packaging and promoting his urine to sell to the...

Send us Fan Mail With the climate crisis all but over, the Brians plan to escape government surveillance by appearing in the latest Martin Scorcese epic, Excuse My Satan starring Tom Cruise as Lucifer.  The boys play a pair of fun loving serial killers who build an air fryer the size of  Noah's Ark and travel the back roads of Buckingham Palace kidnapping cats for the local supermarket. Tom C...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's lift the lid and the antics of the Vatican on Christmas Eve. Much will be divulged but, alcohol, wet 6 year old boys, sleepovers and toys continue a tradition of thousands of years in the smallest country in the known world. The Brian's also let slip where they will be for Christmas.  Here we come for gun's, ammo and furry rodents.

Send us Fan Mail Mounting pressure and a rise in the price of weatherboard has seen the most dastardly attack on the Brians since the invasion of the Pearl Harbour Bistro in Lygon St. The battle plans are being drawn up and the legal teams are padding up for the fight of a lifetime between those loveable zany octogenarians and the 1987 cast of Home and Away. Defamation, defecation, decathlons and...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's discuss dirt and Interstellar space  for the 12th time this series, while the sands of time takes it's toll on these Humble but arthritic and alcoholic Octogenarians.   The Brian's delve deeper into the dimly lit unfiltered waters of submarine life and the climactic, lonely and sensual times of a nude orbiting pioneer of space who is the one and only Phi...

Send us Fan Mail The Satan Cup is fully endorsed by the Brian's and will become the only Australian summer sport from 2022. The Brian's discuss the rights and wrongs of a domestic herb garden that uses seawater. On a lighter note, Brian eats a shoe.    

Send us Fan Mail After the ashes from Bert Newton's cremation mishap settle over the sleepy township of Upper Downfall Creek, the Brians reflect on the impressive adventures of the Masked Halibut.  Also, as the entire planet and bits of Mars await the return of the Ultimate Death match to the Wide World of Wrestling between the Mighty Mental Midgets and Gruesome Greta Tunaburger, the Brians p...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's pay homage to their old friend and entertainment Icon, Bert 'Moonface' Newton.   The Brian's will pass on many tales that Bert said must be kept secret until he died or was imprisoned.  Thankfully for all of us, Moonface chose death..............or has he?   Only those on Mars will know!

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian reminisce about the greatest shootouts in cinema history and the importance of Joseph Stalin to Brisbane theatrical history.

Send us Fan Mail In a spectacular gesture to the world, FOX network is preparing to blast Rupert Murdoch into space in the first public execution on Mars. Guaranteed to be a ratings winner the Brians are in negotiations to supply all the fried rabbit and popcorn for this special event.

Send us Fan Mail The urban messiah discusses life on the run with the Christ family as the fall out from the publication of the pandora papers threatens Joseph's plumbing business. 

Send us Fan Mail Hilarity ensues as a trio of the worlds top leaders fight it out amongst themselves for a spot on the Martian throne and win a chance to be supreme dictator of the known universe whilst Terry the mule bites a cardinal. The Brian's also provide vital boating and fishing tips for the whole community to enjoy.

Send us Fan Mail The Brians find out that all Gold Medallists in the upcoming 2032 Olympics will all win the Golden Testicle medal. Lang Park will be flooded with Brisbane River water to make the games the first ampibious games since Jesus swam across the Nile to buy a donkey.