The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's clean up the mess that was a Chinese meal gone wrong and turned into a mid term shitstorm that we all needed. Brian sits on his high horse and espouses the values of our world leaders and falls off into the dowry depths that was the big red wave that became a ripple of anti humility. On a lighter note the Brian's open their Christmas presents early and low an...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's drill down into the iconic and inspirational day that stops a nation and shoots large four legged things. Humphrey B Bear is reunited with the Brian's after a hiatus to show proudly his furry no genitals body again. Sussex fever is all the rage and Las Vegas is to become the frontier for our layabout non royals  in what will be the Spare Casino. Money, money...

Send us Fan Mail Rice Paddies in every house will be the future and discussed at length on today's Poocast. Brian is nominated for a Grammy Award for his outstanding lifetime work with the trouser flute. The Herrings introduce a new sponsor and then tell them to stick it up their arse when it becomes obvious that their carbon footprint does not exist. On a serious note, more idiot sports peop...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's celebrate another 100 seasons of Herringness by helping the the poor stupid Fucknuckles in the northern  hemisphere...... again. Another 100 seasons also brings celebrations.  Of course there's no celebrations unless it involves Jeesus, the Holy Ghost, Crack pipes, sexual antics, turning fish into carbon footprints and referencing to a God. Hurrah. All this a...

Send us Fan Mail This weeks episode was created by artificial intelligence and a few good monkeys. Listen as the Brians expand their consciousness to reveal the whereabouts of the Barvarian Dressmakers Guild from where all human life was created.

Send us Fan Mail Due to duties ensconced on them, the Brian's have been very busy on a special "Job" that has taken them away from their regular duties and have found themselves in an area  that cannot be divulged but the code name is "Nord Stream". Thus, due to contractual obligations the Brian's provide part 2 of Episode 11 to ensure that the Cash flow continues for...

Send us Fan Mail Whilst the entire world, and a few spots on mars that have WI-FI, are besieged by the totally unsurprising news that a 96 year old monarch has left the building for the last time, The Siamese Herring Experiment would like to take this sombrero occasion to add a very personal and possibly criminal insight into the Brians' delicate and historic work behind the velvet curtain of...

Send us Fan Mail Dear Brian, the solicitors were at me again today. They can't find Mr Umbecci and I seemed to be covered in blood when the police arrived....I can't begin to tell you how embarrassing that was. Anyway, bits of Mr Umbecci send their best wishes. You Sinisterly Another Brian

Send us Fan Mail Brian marvels at the culinary skills and chainsaw adeptness of Captain Kenny Bacon along with his slow roasted little Piggy squealling techniques at the Gympie Shootathon weekend. The Brian's ask, was lubricant only invented so grown men could wrestle live on television so it could be called a sport. On a puzzling note, Brian discovers buried treasure in his compost bin. Coul...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's lift the lid on the annual Gympie lovefest that is the Shootathon and Goat muster. Men, women, kiddies and cats get involved in the Gympie event that rivals the Olympics, The World Cup and The Adelaide Snorkelling, Mud wrestling and Haberdashery Biennial Crossfit Challenge. Barnacle Joyz is admired for his prowess of bare back riding in the nude and encouraged to...

Send us Fan Mail Being nude and in charge of heavy machinery is exciting, but not as thrilling as the being poolside at the flatulent festivities of the Commonwealth Games. Hear the Brians inside scoop on all the doping activities and barbarity of the latest sweat fest! Artificial Intelligence, beastiality and synchronised ladyboys were the  high water mark for the general public but in the backgr...

Send us Fan Mail Thr probleym with the Brains poo cast lats wick waz too Doo wit myy testikle algcoryethem. Eye musk sae thatch eye luuv Brain ang Brine beond thesheds fugging well yeah So fugk you if u fuggin fink udderwidse. Scuntz. On  theze poocast th Brains discuss awl sawts off shtuff thatch yu fuckrs luv. So gett on itch you fugging Scunts.

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's once again travel the world and domestically on Private Jets to reassure and extend unconditional love to the masses..... well celebrities and well known people. Not rabble, scum fuckers, that's for sure. The  Brian's  wave the starting flag  on an incredible Tour de France stage and accidently mutilate an official with the flag stick, again. On a lighte...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's discuss  why the  Sun must leave the Milky Way so the darkness will provide us with a platform to perform our nocturnal stalking skills just the way Jesus wanted. Brian unearths more nuggets of information about the bygone days of Tarzan, loin cloths, grease and the lack of monkeys in movies now. On a sad note, the Brian's reminisce about the current problem...

Send us Fan Mail The "Be a Sherpa" weekend retreat is unveiled on this episode by Brian along with his association with Johnny Bic. Biros forever! Brian digs deep into his cooking skills bag of tricks to pass on valuable information about gunpowder, Lithium, Strontium 9, sea water and testicles. On a serious note the Brian's discuss the versatility of Twine and the inescapable knots...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's unfold and extract all of the stat's and info from the latest Census results. This indepth analysis will no doubt bring down governments, ruin careers and set kittens on fire. The Brian's also discuss at length the foibles, fears and uncertainties of being a Tobacconist. On a lighter note the Brian's enter the space race with  a home made robot chic...

Send us Fan Mail A violent end to a simple Mahjong tournament sends Ricci and Tonto into a head long search for adventure, concubines and porcupines.  The ghost of Debbie Reynolds comes to tell Vincent that his ear is still missing and a brand new species of miniature dolphin has been found in a restaurant at the corner of Hamilton Rd and Rode Rd, Lower Chermside Heights, Precinct 19. The Brians a...

Send us Fan Mail Whilst filming the dramatic series Gilligan's Island, the famously insane Hollywood director Sherman Sherwood was terrified that the Gomer Pyle squad of the CIA would discover the terrible secret that he had absolutely no talent at all. Whilst not uncommon for this period of history, Sherman Sherwood was a paranoid schizophrenic and elegant masseur. In fear of his and his ham...

Send us Fan Mail The Cannes fillum festival opens this week in a spectacle of nudity and vomit celebrating the centenary of Shirley Temple being the first actor to set foot on the moon.  Meanwhile on the red carpet, the Brians ask the famous Austrian director Baz Lurrrrhman the question "What car would Jesus drive if he only had 2 arms like the rest of us? "

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's attend the Platinum Jubilee for their old mate, Queen Lizzie. Never a dull moment at Buck Palace as Liz gets the party started in a drug fuelled Nosh up that lasts for 67 hours. Brian gets caught pilfering through Prince Phil's wardrobe and gets a dressing gown from Her Majesty along with a Knighthood.  On a lighter note, the Brian's lift the lid on Lizz...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's discuss the world's biggest issue that is Gender re assignment and is it just a fad or are bigger things underfoot or behind the scrotum? The Universe finally acknowledges that the Brian's statues in Gympie are the 19th wonder of the free and festering world. The Brian's acknowledge that the USA love affair with shooting 7 to 10 year olds in classro...

Send us Fan Mail The choice in AustAsia's future has never been clearer as the dreaded Federal election looms large this coming Saturday. The Brian's lay the ladyboys on the table and reveal the voter's choice between a future of more hopeless self serving ineptitude and phlegm or a potential national catastrophe, rabies, mutant toads and syphilis.... either way we are fucked. But o...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's look into the future and see Australia follow that great nation, Solomon Islands, and join China to become the new Southern Hemisphere powerhouse that will become AustChina. The Flag, language, anthem and national food are already organised and no need for a Referendum as Chicken feet Soup and Bat Pie will be the new Culinary expertise of the new land.   Angela Me...

Send us Fan Mail Whilst the defamation case against Brian and Brian rages over completely true comments regarding Scott Morrison and the entire Liberal National Party being smelly; this week they refrain from pouring anymore petrol onto the burning pile of excrement that is the Australian Election 2022. Instead they bring you the latest plans for the 2032 Brisbane Olympic Game, tips on how to emba...

Send us Fan Mail Sydney siders will enjoy the news that the entire city will be wiped from the face of the earth after the upcoming Australia election in May. Super-Politician and potato head, Peter Dutttton will announce the new nuclear submarines being built in Botswana won't have any doors but will have a nice buffet and an outdoor gymnasium for those days and weeks lying at the bottom of...