The Phone Hacks

Renaissance man, Oliver Clark, trades phones with the guys in a Mediterranean heavy episode of The Phone Hacks.  Capper gives some advice about dogs on a FB picture, Oliver posts a one word status update and Mike has another round of orals to decide on. Everyone needs therapy.  Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get great bonus episodes and keep this podcast going.  MERCH! Cappe...

Friend to all, Suren Jayemanne, is in the Phactory this week switching phones and partaking in problematic content. Mike posts a highly inappropriate comment on an old friend's photo, Capper shares the intimate details of his personal life on FB and Suren demands to be introduced as Sri Lankan at gigs (and offends his girlfriend on Insta).  When you gaze into the Phone Hacks abyss, the Phone Hacks...

The second live ep for the 2019 Sydney Comedy Festival with first-time guests comedians Emma Zammit and Ciaran Lyons! Emma shares her BDSM fetish with the world, Ciaran has a major problem with his scrotum, and Capper DMs comedian Merrick Watts.  Great friends, great comedy and everyone squirts.   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justify t...

An episode for the ages as comedian, Rohan Ganju, turns his phone over and dives headfirst into the murky waters of The Phone Hacks. Mike dings out early and is subjected to a double-hack, Capper sends a highly inappropriate DM to a much better comedian and Ganju texts his Mum an old classic.  If hacking phones is wrong, the guys don't want to be right! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/theph...

The first of two live shows recorded at the 2019 Sydney Comedy Festival! Some killer hacks on this one as returning guest Nina Oyama retweets an ill-conceived Adam Hills' tweet and Gareth Waugh opens up about being racially vilified at a show. Also, Capper does a pro-life rap and Mike sends tennis buddy Dave Hughes a very awkward text. As always, very dumb and very funny.  We have a Patreon! Pleas...

Nick Carr (Comedian! Big Shits!) returns in an episode recorded at the Gold Coast road studio for another trip down Phone Hacks lane. Capper and Mike both express their love for former guys in their lives on FB and Nick Carr has a swing at Queensland Open Mic'ers.  Very funny and always teetering on the edge of problematic. Get amongst it! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get...

Well, this is it. The guys have peaked. Mike Goldman (Voice Over/Radio/Big Brother) was kind enough to let his Brisbane studio be invaded by The Phone Hacks on this week's ep and the hack and eventual fallout is the biggest response to date. Capper does another random FB comment, Mike raps poorly about female superheroes and Goldman makes an announcement on Twitter about squatting in the abandoned...

Comedy/Radio/Internet star, Luke Kidgell, returns to the studio to once again hand his mobile over and be put through The Phone Hacks ringer. Mike sends a dubious meme to ethnic friends, Luke makes a plea for job opportunities and Capper takes on an entire MMA gym. This might all end in tears. Enjoy!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justi...

For the second live episode of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival the guys are joined by Luke Heggie and Tom Cashman. Luke misses his kids and wears a Batman t-shirt, Cashman posts a dubious graph and an earnest post and Mike raps about something terrible.  Are you not entertained? We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justify the dama...

The final MICF live show is all killer, no filler. The guys land one of their white whales in Karl Chandler (Little Dum Dum Club) and another guest from podcast royalty, Matt Stewart (Do Go On). Chandler does an open call out to comedians with an old embarrassing video, Matt praises Chris Lilley’s new show and Capper asks a charity for money. Come for the hacks, stay for the laughs! We have a Patr...

Killer Kiwi comic, Melanie Bracewell, subjects herself to the indignity of joining the guys in the Phactory this week.  Mike has a decision to make regarding some famous Donalds, Capper raps about how badly he wants to be on 'The Project' and Melanie drops a bombshell on her followers on leaving New Zealand. Another great episode for your listening pleasure.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute t...

Another live episode for the Melbourne Int'l Comedy Festival with returning guest Brett Blake and first-timer Cameron Duggan. Capper and Mike continue down the path of on-line self-destruction, Brett posts about his love for the new Star Wars trailer and Duggan tries to get ahead of a blackmail about his sexual exploits. Good hacks and great comics. Get involved!  We have a Patreon! Please contrib...

The guys (mainly Capper) screwed up the first recording but comedy kind boy, Ben Kochan, was good enough to return to the studio and recreate the magic on this week's episode. Mike DMs an Australian podcast legend, Capper comments on an old friend's profile pic and Ben posts a photo of Tommy Little's rig.  The most homo-erotic episode yet.  Enjoy! We have a Patreon! Join up to get great bonus epis...

Nina Oyama is in the studio this week for another entry into The Phone Hacks catalogue.  Mike DMs a celeb, Capper sends a photo to his old High School and Nina posts earnestly on FB. It's all very problematic.  Get into it!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper i...

The first of four Melbourne International Comedy Festival live eps!  Returning fan favourites, Becky Lucas and Guy Montgomery, join the guys to spin the wheel, dig through phones and post questionable content in front of a supportive crowd (and an old guy named Barry that had no idea what was happening). Enjoy! Recorded at the Coopers Inn every Sunday during April 2019.  We have a Patreon! Please...

First-timer, Sam Taunton, and second-timer, Alex Ward, are in the Phone Hacks studio this week for a very special Melbourne Comedy Festival double-guest extended ep. Wardo evades a hack while Mike has a trio of pop-culture men to make some hard decisions about. Capper messages comedian Michelle Wolf and Sam puts up a bullshit brag on twitter to promote his show. Very dumb and always funny.  We hav...

Greg Larsen enters the Phone Hack studio this week for another riotous cringe-fest of swapping phones and ignoring boundaries. Mike and Capper both share a certain state of arousal with people on FB and Greg raps about women's place in comedy. So wrong, but so right.   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justify the damage we are doing here:...

This week is a pretty hairy one. The hilarious Jacqueline Mifsud joins us to tell us about her ex boyfriends plus she pays tribute to the king of pop. Capper raps about a certain cardinal that is in hot water(guessing the theme yet) and Mike gets hacked good and proper after Capper finds a podcast from his past. It's squeamish as always to listen to but it's right here and free. We have a Patreon!...

Sonia Di Iorio joins the guys for a hilariously tension filled episode of giving phone access to terrible people.  Capper goes deep on liking an acquaintance's old photos, Mike raps about honeymoon rim-jobs and Sonia shares her love for comedy on FB.  Enter at your own risk! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing h...

Dave O'Neil is back for another ridiculous session of swapping phones and making fun of the hidden content contained within.  Mike gets carnal with various Deities, Capper freestyles about a hot-button issue, and Dave has a huge announcement to make.  Surely this can all only come back to hurt us.  Enjoy! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help ju...

Sam Petersen, comedian and podcaster, drops in to the Phone Hacks workshop for another nervous round of phone trespassing.  Mike raps about a taboo threesome, Capper basically joins the alt-right and Sam texts an unsuspecting friend an animated nude. Our parents are all very proud.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are...

Ben Lomas, comedian and Dad, hands his phone over this week for another round of Phone Hack antics. Capper and Mike both make weird comments on random friend's FB photos and Ben gets back on the booze after being healthy and sober for months. Exploiting friend's addictions?  Yes, please!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage...

Tom Ballard, comedian and former host of ABC's Tonightly, is kind enough to lend his time (and phone) to the potentially career damaging schemes cooked up on the show. Mike raps about another awful topic, Capper insults Wil Anderson and Tom announces his new experimental foray into the world of clowning. This is riffing!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep th...

Ash Williams, comedian and hunk, returns for another chaotic phone-invading get-together.  Mike posts an innuendo about his cats, Capper gets weird with disgraced sports stars and Ash reposts one of his shirtless insta photos with an inspirational message. We make no apologies. This is us.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we a...

Comedian Ben Russell returns for another episode of smart phone interference and publicly posted nonsense.   Mike and Capper both send DMs to unexpecting comedians and Ben vents about Australia Day on Facebook.  Not sure how much longer this is sustainable  Send help. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patr...