The Phone Hacks

Talia Cain jumps into The Phone Hacks deep end this week for another spirited round of smart phone invasion. Mike gets intimate with a trio of famous singers, Talia pushes a pyramid scheme and Capper sets up a very horny (and legit!) donation system for bushfire relief. Come for the laughs, stay for the hacks! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get access to tons of bonus episod...

Sam Petersen (Confessions of the Idiots podcast) returns to divulge his smart phone's secrets and let the guys run rampant on his socials. Mike raps about pedophiles, Capper sends a suggestive text to another Capper and Sam brags about being related to a hot Instagram model. Hack, grass or cash: no one rides for free. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get access to tons of bonu...

Third-timer Ash Williams is back to drop another episode of Phone Hack gold. As usual, everyone gives up their phones for the hour, tensions rise and friendships are tested. Mike takes a hard stance on social media posts, Ash is looking for a cheap deal to party in Melbourne and Capper has an intimate photo to share with a massive FB group. Abandon hope al ye who enter here. Join the Patreon here:...

The guys are recording back at Capper’s place and are joined this week by Sydney comedian, Bonnie Tangey, for another hilarious session of trading phones and testing limits. Capper DMs a comedian a touching sentiment on Insta, Mike is worried his shirts are too tight and Bonnie comes out as a climate change denier. Hacky New Year! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get access to...

The guys return to basics for a very special Christmas/Hanukkah episode with no guest and receive the greatest gift of all..friendship. Capper dings out early and does a double hack and Mike posts an old favourite phrase of the show on his accountant's FB wall. Oh what fun it is to ride on a one-horse Oppo sleigh. Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.co...

Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall (Comedy, Two in the Think Tank podcast) is in the studio this week to give up his phone and attempt to get through The Phone Hacks gauntlet. Mike does a bunch of 'deep likes' on FB, Capper raps about baggage allowance and ATB is on the hunt for dork porn. Hackstreet's hack, alright! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get access to tons of bonus episode...

Get access to the stand up at the end of the Perth show and over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks' bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks The guys return to Perth for a killer live episode with guests Kelly Fastuca and Tor Snyder. The hacks flow hot and heavy as phones are swapped and boundaries ignored. Mike gets nostalgic for porn, Capper has a trio of musicians to make a decision about...

Matt Stewart (Comedy! Do Go On Podcast) is in the studio to part with his phone and subject himself to the spin of the wheel. Mike shares an uncharacteristically bad video of his stand up, Capper needs someone to help him promote a feminine urinary device and Matt has a photo reported to Zuckerberg. The Phone Hacks is a little old place where we can get together. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon...

The boys are back in Brisbane for another great live episode with guests Nick Carr and Dusty Rich. Phones are turned over and it gets uncomfortable and funny as ever. Mike messages a fellow member of the D-list, Capper raps about PC culture, Nick Carr shares his latest achievement with his Mum and Dusty takes on the Brisbane comedy scene. Hack don't crack! Get access to over a year's worth of The...

Comedy bad boy, Sam Taunton, returns for another ill-advised round of giving phone access to people with questionable motives. Mike texts his theory on Epstein to a member of the military, Capper confesses his feelings to a former Footy star and Taunts has a great time at the Melbourne Cup. Yippee Ki Yay Phone Hackers! Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patre...

The best live episode yet! Recorded in Sydney with special guests Cameron James and Alexei Toliopoulos (Finding Drago podcast). Incest is discovered, Rove is texted, Trump is rapped about and the guys get a taste of their own medicine. Once you go hack, you never go back. Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubb...

Another killer live ep recorded in Melbourne with fan favourites Eve Ellenbogen and Rohan Ganju. Mike supports a family in need, Capper posts about his parents on an adult diaper FB page, Rohan sends a Shreksy pic to his Dad and Eve is all tuckered out. Some of the best hacks yet! Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is o...

Tim Hewitt returns for a Phone Hack episode recorded in a giant mansion. The guys are definitely out of their comfort zones when phones are traded and boundaries are ignored. Mike has a a pig themed round of orals, Capper thinks Greta Thunberg is the Joker and Hewy is angry another comic is stealing his material. Once you go hack, you never go back! Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone H...

Dave Warneke (Do Go On Podcast) joins the guys in Capper's new digs to give his phone up and let the wheel land where it may. Mike sends a chain message to way too many people, Capper raps about the next James Bond and Dave is intrigued by the Flat Earth theory. Love, Hacktually. Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on...

Comedian, Luka Muller, returns to turn over his mobile and put himself through the Phone Hacks gauntlet! Mike trolls a Sri Lankan community group, Capper propositions a fitness hunk and Luka has a freezing cold take on animal abuse. God help us all. Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited e...

Get access to the entire catalogue of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks Former lawyer and current comedian, Andrew Portelli, is in the studio this week for another spirited round of swapping phones and tense searching. Mike gives a local tennis club a bad review, Capper has a question for an online comedy course and Portelli tries to post a cute picture of a private pa...

Ginger giant, Ben Knight, returns for another ill-conceived round of swapping phones and wrecking socials. Mike lets a random contact know about his love of rimming, Capper challenges footy legend Warwick Capper to a fight and Knighty posts some song lyrics that express his true emotions. Hacks on, hacks off.  Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get access to tons of bonus episod...

Ivan Aristeguieta gives up his phone privacy and provides some international flavour on the Phone Hack production line this week. Mike dings out early and does a double-punishment (including a pro-slavery rap), Capper shares a photo of an Asian guy in the tub and Ivan is very proud of the worst looking meal he's ever prepared. Please validate our actions and spread word of the damage we are doing....

Comedian and Lord of Dogtown, David Quirk, grants access to his phone for a particularly punishing round of hacks on this week's episode.   Capper does a graphic impression of his Auntie, Mike seeks fatherly advice about impure thoughts and Quirk makes a plea for vegan friendly PA systems. Hack to the future! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get great bonus episodes and keep t...

Sydney comic, Rosie Piper, subjects herself to the Phone Hacks wringer for another week of giving up phones and letting the wheel fall where it may.  Mike gives useful advice about dead relatives on FB, Capper sends a deeply uncomfortable text and Rosie is impressed by the quality of women in Melbourne. Their discomfort is your entertainment. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! G...

Comedy's own, Adam Rozenbachs, is in the studio for another session of exchanging phones and wading through the content contained within. Mike has the most random assortment of 'Orals' yet, Capper reaches out to an acquaintance for help with something lodged in his ass and Rozenbach's gets wistful on Facebook. As always, very dumb and seriously funny. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephon...

Brett Blake returns to deliver another hour of hack gold. As usual, phones are turned over and boundaries are ignored. Mike makes a joke and does a rap so heinous it gets edited out to protect everyone involved, Capper leaves his rap in despite it being highly dubious as well and Brett picks a risky time to come forward about his love of guns. Trigger warning!  Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.c...

TV and comedy star, Harley Breen, is back in the Phactory for a second helping of interchanging phones and uneasy banter.  Mike freestyles about secret gropings, Capper texts an older acquaintance about prostate health and Harley has a huge announcement to make regarding an Australian entertainment institution. Send help.  Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get great bonus episo...

Returning guest and comedy stalwart, Daniel Connell, is back for more phone swapping hijinks.  Mike checks the romantic availability of a Public Speaker, Capper asks the host of The Bachelor if he has the right stuff and Connell wants to sing a Red Hot Chili Pepper's song at his wedding. A cavalcade of hackery for your listening pleasure. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get g...

Comedians Jonathan Schuster and Urvi Majumdar are the first couple to put their relationship on the line and brave the Phone Hacks concept.  Capper has a very novel pick-up line, Schuster has a bone to pick with a condom company, Urvi makes a plea on FB and Mike makes it real weird with a former schoolmate. Ruining on-line personas is our business, and business is good.  Join the Patreon here: www...