The Phone Hacks

Comedian Luka Muller drops into the studio this week to offer his phone up for content discovery and socials hackery. Capper tries to offload a stack of old porn on FB marketplace, Mike finally gets his 'Human Santapede' and Luka mourns the death of an icon. Always wrong and always funny.  Get into it!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify th...

Comedian Rhi Down is in The Phone Hacks factory this week to invade smartphone privacy and spike anxiety levels.  Rhi picks a fight in a FB comedy forum, Capper gets intimate with humanitarians and Mike messages a fellow golden boy.  Squirm it up! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks...

The guys are back in the studio with third time guest and Phone Hack favourite, Cameron James, to debrief on the Melbourne live episode and once again subject themselves to the indignity of trading phones.  Cam defends his ABC show from the PC Police, Capper DMs fellow comic Anne Edmonds and Mike has to decide on intimate relations with Nicolas Cage, The Rock and Martin Luther King Jr. God help us...

This one is a bonafide classic! Recorded live in Melbourne to a packed crowd with some of our favourite past guests - Nick Cody, Ben Russell and Cameron James.  So many insane hacks: Cody reveals his writing process, Ben shares a photo of a child that isn't his and Cam raps about the wage gap. Also, Mike finally gets his comeuppance in the form of a very involved website and Capper annoys more qua...

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Here it is! The first ever live episode of The Phone Hacks recorded in Perth, WA. Shambolic, hilarious and some real hack diamonds in the rough. Wolfie screams a lot, Sian applies for a job at Subway and Capper and Mike question thier life choices.  Get into it! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: ww...

Comedian Dane Simpson gets his hack on in another edition of trading phones and wrecking self-esteem. Dane makes a huge surgery announcement, Mike texts an old acquaintance and Capper still has an Oppo. Get into it and share our pain.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks...

AFL diehard and comedian, Danny McGinlay, plays along with the nerve-racking premise and gives his phone up to the guys on this week's ep.  Mike gets dirty with the super rich, Capper direct messages an old Aussie comedian, and McGinlay shares his love of funny porn gifs. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our live...

Comedian Lewis Spears throws his phone into the ring for another round of invading privacy and hacking socials. Capper does two punishments and ends up in the hospital, Mike has intimate relations with country music royalty and Lewis changes his mind on vaccinations.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives he...

Daniel Connell, comedian and all around great guy, ventures into the studio and hands his phone over for another hour of nervous hackery. Capper raps about Women's footy, Mike makes some tough decisions about famous Brits and Daniel has a gambling relapse.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.pat...

Comedian Kelly Fastuca sweats through the anxiety of exchanging phones with the guys on another damaging edition of the pod. Mike has an auto-erotic asphyxiation, Capper wants the age of consent lowered and Kelly makes an earnest plea for affection on Facebook.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: ww...

Renowned shitter and comedian, Nick Carr, joins the guys in the shed to swap phones and invade privacy. Nick posts a photo to FB of his latest bathroom triumph, Capper sends the same photo to a former colleague and Mike painfully texts an ex. The parade of cringe continues! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our li...

Fellow Sri Lankan comedian, Dilruk Jayasinha, is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another edition of cellular hijinks. Mike messages his future Mother-in-law, Capper leaves a highly inappropriate comment on an Auntie's photo and Dil humble brags about his Logie win.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our li...

Maggie Looke, producer and writer extraordinaire, hands her phone over to the guys in one of the funniest and most anxiety inducing episodes yet. Mike DMs a comedy club, Capper challenges another Capper to a boxing match and Maggie has a huge announcement!    We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.p...

Ben Knight, comedian and ginger beefcake, lets his privacy be invaded on yet another episode of phone related shenanigans.  Capper doesn't wipe or flush, Mike has his way with Steve Irwin's family and Knighty quits Facebook. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   MERCH! C...

Brett Blake offers his phone up in one of the most painfully hilarious episodes yet.  Mike's parents finally get targeted, Brett gets a questionable tattoo and Capper joins a Men's Rights group.  Send help!   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   MERCH! Capper is on Redb...

Dave Thornton (The Project) is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another punishing session of turning phones over and embarrassing content exposure.  Mike raps about Auschwitz, Dave needs reccomendations for a relationship counsellor and Capper sends his Dad an erotic text. Why are we doing this?    We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify t...

Ash Williams, comedian and hunk, turns his phone over in another nervous scroll through each other's confidential info.  Capper's grandma calls in for a lively conversation, Mike makes some awkward decisions about his future in-laws and Ash's test results come back positive.   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our...

We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   Harley Breen courageously accepts the invite to swap phones with the guys on another hilariously tense edition of the show. Capper gets an unexpected call from his Grandma, Mike propositions comedian Jimeoin and Harley posts a status...

Nat Harris trades phones with the guys and weathers The Phone Hacks storm this week.  An eventful Byron Bay wedding is discussed, Capper raps about his love for his Mum and Mike opens up about 9/11.   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mi...

We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   Cam Knight asks an old man about an acceptable amount of diarrhoea and Mike gets his most challenging oral oral oral yet. Capper gets a friend request from a saucy man and surprisingly borrows money from someone. It's a very fun ep a...

Dave O'Neil takes a break from promoting his new TV show 'Dave' to turn his phone over to the guys and see what they dig up. Mike is forced to make a graphic comment on an old work colleague's post, Capper wants to know how hot Dave Hughes' wife is and the foundations for the Dave O'Neil Comedy Course are started on line.    MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA h...

Tim Hewitt accompanies the boys back in the studio for another dumb session of trading phones and spiking anxiety levels. This week Capper messages an ex-girlfriend, Hewy hits up Kitty Flanagan on Insta and Mike raps about race relations.  Agonizing but always funny.   MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're...

Zack Dyer visits Capper's temporary apartment for our first recording outside of the studio since episode 2. With phones handed over Capper unwillingly shows his support for Jared from Subway, Mike G's observational comedy is put under the microscope and Zack reaches out to a legendary Australian comedian for advice. Cringe away!    MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited e...

Luke Kidgell drops into the studio for another round of Phone Hack fuckery and provides one of the best hacks yet! Capper is forced to take another step towards severing all ties with his family and both Mike and Luke get super lame on Instagram. Revel in our discomfort.   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe whe...