The Hake Report

History with no agenda? “Jesus was a POC.” Isn’t it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? “No other President” can do what Trump does! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:24) 🚫 I disclaim. St— Q? Babbling * (0:04:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Raven vs Crow * (0:06:55) 📞 HADEN, TX: H— numbers per Rockwell: no “agenda” * (0:12:05) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Star/Trian...

History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: “monkey on your back!” Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please? The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:31) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:04:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Aztlán * (0:09:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: H— denial? Deny other things! * (0:19:21) D: Know-it-all… Getting facts right… Men and women * (...

European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union “thug”? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too) The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:19) Chris Foote, TFS, Super from Harmony * (0:06:05) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:05) Abraham Accords? * (0:13:01) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Israel name change, forgotten, bad figs… *...

Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa? The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:23) 📞 MIT, Australia: Countries won’t help us with Iran! * (0:15:15) M: Why is your mind so busy? * (0:20:16) M: I love you, mate… * (0:21:00) 📞 WI...

Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who’s worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad’s water miracle. The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:47) Man of his word * (0:07:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! … Wall Goin Up * (0:10:03) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Mocking stutters; BHI prophecies? Israel * (0:18:59) D: Supporting Israel? Netany...

Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:53) Intro * (0:03:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:15) 🎥 Trump-Hamas deal, Sept 2025 * (0:11:11) 📞 JOHN, KY: Trump working * (0:16:11) J: Fuentes’ take * (0:18:11) 🗣️ HADEN, T...

Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). “Iraq 2.0”? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed? The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:08) Khamenei is gone. Austin… * (0:04:45) Vote Democrat? Our Future Prez * (0:07:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:09:23) 💬 Super: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad * (0:13:05) 📞 WILLIAM III: Trump strikes Iran * (0:18:...

Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? “One on Christ”? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges… The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:27) Wrestling * (0:06:01) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:46) 💬 Coffee: Mike: Trump admin, lame * (0:10:21) 💬 Coffee: Mike: voting age, requisites * (0:12:18) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: JLP’s love. W III bla...

Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women’s politics, Jesus’ politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔 The Hake Report, Thursday, February 26, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:22) Celebrate * (0:03:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! Bad job! * (0:06:30) 💬 Coffees: Mike: Afghanistan: Canadians, not Israelis * (0:08:34) 💬 Mike: over 60? Harold...

Fit white pothead met his goals, but took “degenerate” personally. Future President’s “Epstein” quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Supers * (0:05:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP tee, OOP * (0:08:38) 📞 HADEN, TX: black fathers, Juneteenth, BHI, BHM * (0:13:17) H: Trump SOTU… honoring people * (0:...

Boomers hash it out with “constructive criticism.” Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They’re infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows. The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:40) Hey, guys! * (0:04:20) 💬 Super * (0:04:51) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Billy Chemirmir story * (0:09:00) D: “False prophet”? Israel… Tucker? Cruz,...

Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: “victory”? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo’s Voting Rights Act. Hake and J’s. The Hake Report, Monday, February 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:24) Chest Day * (0:04:18) Hey, guys! Hake tees * (0:08:06) 🎥 CJNG leader El Mencho * (0:16:11) More info… 🎥 Terrorists terrified * (0:21:27) 🎥 Prince...

What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called “Supreme Court” strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked! The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / JLP show glitch * (0:04:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! “You don’t look like a cage fighter” * (0:07:35) 💪 Exercise: Now pushups AND dips! * (0:09:00...

Everybody got their own "Jesus." Healing for the sick? Should Christians not preach in Israel? Did Hake take the money? "Reparations." Anti-discrimination laws. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 19, 2026 AD CLIP: DID YOU TAKE THE SEVEN GRAND? (4-min) YouTube - Rumble - BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:13) Hey, guys! * (0:06:10) DAVID, Ocala: Mark, Mormons. Without Faith… “The wro...

“Separation of Church and State”: Same-sex marriage? Mormon bashes Trinitarians and Trump! Hake gets yelled at! Love your enemy: “Sissy talk!” The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 18, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:56) Hey, guys! * (0:04:30) Epstein drama rant * (0:06:41) s/o Jake * (0:07:01) Rescue… Unnecessary risks. * (0:11:41) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Separation of church and state * (0...

Biden’s job numbers: Illegal? Communism subverted Christianity, conservatism, and U.S. history. RIP Jesse Jackson, “towering” figure, per CNN! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 17, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:38) 📞 MARK, CA: Biden’s job numbers. BHM: Garvey, Muhammad. * (0:08:52) M: Olympics badmouthing immigration; Student protests * (0:12:57) M: Co...

“Conservative” Obama voter, OK with “same-sex marriage,” rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans “parent,” Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade. The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:05) Epstein… * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! * (0:07:40) 📞 RONNIE, OH: What it means to be conservative? Voting… * (0:13:15) R: Conservative Obam...

Black “Conservative”? SAVE Act: “Call your Senators.” Trump, King of the Jungle! “Latinos are better than whites.” Epstein hype believer. “Activist judge” doubter. The Hake Report, Friday, February 13, 2026 AD CLIP: We Made the Law, En-guh! (3-min) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start… (0:02:40) 💬 Super: Rumble Rants… (0:08:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! 🤔 (0:11:40) 💬 Super: Pilled (0:1...

Black History Month is boomer bait: Undue credit and blame. Did Revelation happen? Courts usher in communism. “Evolution is obviously false.” Don’t be a hater. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 12, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:20) 🎶 Hey, guys! Hake tees, shop * (0:05:20) 📞 RYAN, IL: “N” word appropriateness… * (0:11:30) R: ICE incidents, MN… * (0:14:45) R: Nancy...

Trump, father of the country, let mama take the kids. Caller convo: Detroit’s destruction. Who’s “fixated”? Was one “created to serve” another? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 11, 2026 AD CLIP: Do You Condemn...? Why Are Y’all Fixated...? (8-mins) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Mic loudness / Disclaimer * (0:05:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:22) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Torrey...

Mothers blame social media. Lenient judge, rude convict. Epstein’s voice, 2019! Unchristian morality. Conservatism? Bad Bunny’s divisive Halftime show? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 10, 2026 AD CLIP: Judge 'Mamas' 24yo Man Convicted of 'R—' (13-min) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:19) 📸 Mothers hold portraits… photo op in Social media landmark trial (0:14:23)...

Everybody talking about Bad Bunny’s Spanish-language Halftime show. No justice in America: Court bias, Left-wing uprising, Kirk and Rockwell. Can’t hear the truth FROM YOU! The Hake Report, Monday, February 9, 2026 AD CLIP: Latina Gloats About Bad Bunny Halftime Show (11-mins) YouTube | Rumble | Bitchute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Chest Day (0:05:52) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:22) 📞 MI...

GUEST: Crishaun the Don going to war with Groypers! MLK smiled at Mahalia Jackson’s “Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho.” No such thing as “your logic”! The Hake Report, Friday, February 6, 2026 AD Crishaun the Don / The Misfit Nation https://x.com/crishaunthedon https://youtube.com/@themisfitnation https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:00) GUEST: Crishaun th...

Alt theories on the Bible: Serpent’s seed? O.T. God? Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson: Both wrong? Who’s worse: Epstein or Muhammad? The Hake Report, Thursday, February 5, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:34) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:46) 📞 ALLEN, MI: hybrid Obama; Jesus vs bankers, Jubilee; Figs works of men (0:17:01) 📞 ERIC, AZ: Adam, Eve, serpent’s children vs Adam’s; O.T. God...

Sean Grayson, political prisoner? Callers discuss: Whose country is America? “Conservative” Obama voter? Who is the biggest problem? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 4, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:14) 🎶 Hey, guys! 🙉 sorry, kids, ladies (0:06:42) 📞 HADEN, TX: BHM, black history month (0:10:17) H: Sean Grayson case… (0:15:29) H: Justified. Political prisoners. (0:...