The Hake Report

Philly suspect NOT "trans"; DA not Christian! Fit black gal died in labor at home! Fake priest got illegal restaurant worker confessions!  The Hake Report, Thursday, July 6, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: Philly shooter, Pregnancy death, Fake priest… * 0:04:55 Hey, guys! Forest Home tee * 0:06:37 Philly suspect Kimbrady Carriker, ugh! * 0:19:37 DA Larry Krasner vs 2A, more on suspect * 0...

'Moms for Liberty' cited Hitler targeting kids, and apologized! Sour grapes 'Revolutionary Communists' burn flags, and don't apologize!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 5, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start — Hake hates pops, snaps, and clicks * 0:02:08 Topics: "Moms," Commies, Boomers, Environmentalists * 0:04:37 Hey, guys! Oneida tee * 0:06:13 Hassan's 4th of July, Hake's * 0:13:25 'Moms fo...

Fun calls: Equals with Caesar! Civil War and the South. Affirmative Action cupcakes! War in France! Funny names (Elon Musk, blacks).  The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 4, 2023 AD — Happy Independence Day, and Happy WHM!  TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics * 0:02:13 Hey, guys! Rebel flag tee * 0:07:26 DENNY: Gaius Augustus, slavery responsibility * 0:18:00 Affirmative Action cupcake sale * 0:21:58 France r...

Baltimore had a bad mass shooting. A couple long calls on "autism," Affirmative Action (ending), and bad relationships!  The Hake Report, Monday, July 3, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start * 0:00:32 Topics: Baltimore, Truckers, Affirmative Action * 0:03:32 Hey, guys! World's Greatest Grandpa tee * 0:06:14 Hassan and the beach (Mr. Sandman, his dog) * 0:10:26 Baltimore mass shooting, destructio...

Ukraine, good for the climate! LeBron, devilish? Court for Christian discrimination! French BLM riots. Bud Light, trans sour grapes!  The Hake Report, Friday, June 30, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: Greta, LeBron, Clarence Thomas, France * 0:02:18 Hey, guys! Green CA tee * 0:05:49 Greta Thunberg met Zelensky (Pence did too) * 0:16:36 LeBron James rituals, Satanic magic? (Hassan) * 0:38:2...

NO Biden, 9/11 Putin, fidgety RFK. Calls: "flat earth," race, TRUTH. Supreme Court allows Affirmative Action based on "racism"!  The Hake Report, Thursday, June 29, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: Biden, Putin, RFK, Affirmative Action * 0:03:17 Hey, guys! Pelagic fishing brand tee * 0:05:58 Sleepy Joe: NO! Hunter Chinese shakedown * 0:09:23 Biden not that into abortion * 0:15:05 Putin pic...

Chicago mother, 14yo son follow, shoot man! Bay Area train unsafe! Callers discuss the Civil War, history, Flat Earth, "science," and "racism."  The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 28, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start * 0:01:02 Topics: Mom, 14yo, shooting; BART dirty, dangerous * 0:05:13 Hey, guys! Gate Keeper LE tee * 0:09:14 Mother had 14yo shoot black dude, Chicago * 0:20:44 ART, OH: Back do...

Sadiq Khan, London mayor! Elton John vs Rick Scott on FL! Nancy Pelosi is pro-choice! Victim's family condemns CO gay club shooter!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 27, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Rough start today! * 0:00:54 Topics: London, Florida, socialists, gay club shooting * 0:03:31 Hey, guys! Route 66 Santa Monica tee (brown) * 0:05:47 Sadiq Khan: London built by migrants * 0:17:20 Elt...

Twitter journalist-activists complain. Don't harass propagandists! Callers: Wagner, blacks. Update: Grad mic-snatcher gal mighta LIED!  The Hake Report, Monday, June 26, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: profiling, journalism, mic-snatch update * 0:03:41 Hey, guys! I love boomers tee * 0:07:27 Hassan taking back the rainbow, baggy clothes * 0:15:11 DENNY: Wagner battalion * 0:22:45 Saira Ra...

X-Files exposes chain migration! Musk vs Zuck cage fight? Submarine implosion vs refugee boat sinking? Maze vs Hake on mic-snatching grad lady!  The Hake Report, Friday, June 23, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: immigration, space, billionaire cage fight… * 0:04:24 Hey, guys! Yellow pocket tee * 0:06:38 X-Files clip: Chain Migration! * 0:13:51 Jupiter so cool (pics) * 0:26:20 JOSH, GA: Pas...

Shameless stealing! Or a warning PSA? Black grad takes mic! J6 Hispanic's sentence: Just? Libs target Thomas, Alito!  The Hake Report, Thursday, June 22, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: Stealing! Graduation fight! "Justice" * 0:03:03 Hey, guys! Volcom Indian tee * 0:06:51 Shamelessly robbing a Walgreens! * 0:13:48 Nastiness toward missing sub rich people * 0:20:25 Car break-in tutorial fr...

X-Files vs SJWs. George Takei: RFK not serious! Trump on drugs: contradiction? KKK, not that racist? PETA waking people up!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 21, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start: Yesterday was black stuff * 0:00:58 Topics: X-Files, George Takei, Trump (NOT Jupiter) * 0:03:47 Hey, guys! FH tee (faded dark gray) * 0:07:44 X-Files embarrassing article (Teliko) * 0:27:57 George...

Bed Bath & Beyond shopper profiled! Call the police! Steph Curry disrespected by wife? Entitled attitude from airport wheelchair queen!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 20, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start * 0:00:27 Topics: Shoplifters, attitude * 0:03:56 Hey, guys! Better…not bitter tee * 0:06:14 Shoplifter profiling: Benjamin Crump * 0:09:25 You are your world (Hassan) * 0:13:34 Clip: Bed B...

Slavery is a choice, in "1619" and today. Are interracial kids confused? (Anti-) black dentist: No bonnets, PJs! Congrats! It's a-borted!  The Hake Report, Monday, June 19, 2023 AD — with special co-host Bigg Bump TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start * 0:00:23 CO-HOST: Bigg Bump,  * 0:02:51 Hey, guys! Booker T, Cali, LA Athletics cap * 0:05:47 Bigg Bump on Juneteenth, slavery * 0:11:00 Hassan on Juneteent...

Dancing girl denied diploma! Jeopardy contestants don't know "hallowed." Callers talk religion, family breakdown, and Marxism. Lame Juneteenth!  The Hake Report, Friday, June 16, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: Females "workers," grads; Unchristian ign'nant!  * 0:03:16 Hey, guys! Outside tee * 0:06:54 Dancing Muslim girl denied diploma * 0:15:52 Quiet Quitting (TheSkimm) * 0:22:12 BRETT,...

Biden-Harris for the kids, SMH. Irish female legislator vs free true speech. Gavin Newsom's CA economy? Fun calls!  The Hake Report, Thursday, June 15, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start: Thu, Jun 15, 2023 AD * 0:00:39 Topics: Newsom's CA, Biden LGBT kids, Irish speech laws * 0:03:09 Hey, guys! Orange Joshua Tree tee (50% polyester) * 0:06:19 Biden-Harris White House: Wolves in sheep's clothin...

Based kids vs "Pride" and HHS Levine! MSNBC: don't show Trump untruths! Did Amazon lock a "racist" out of his smart home?  The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 14, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start: Flag Day, Trump B-Day * 0:01:07 Topics: Kids vs LGBT Levine; MSNBC vs Trump, Amazon lockout * 0:04:18 Hey, guys! REI commie tee, light background * 0:07:18 Based MA kids: USA my pronouns, no Pride Day...

Don't hate leftist hate! Righteous censorship vs unrighteous censorship! (Mumford & Sons guy and Unabomber quotes)  The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 13, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start: Tues, Jun 13, 2023 AD * 0:00:39 Topics: Hate signs, Watch self, Censorship * 0:06:26 Hey, guys! Trump Flag blue tee * 0:09:29 Hate signs: Jewish victims, homeless tents * 0:19:24 Planned Parenthood: We won't g...

Pence vs Trump: Courageous vs weak! OJ (innocent?): Distrust of media/govt is communist? (Hassan weighs in) Alex Soros taking over!  The Hake Report, Monday, June 12, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: Pence ad, OJ's govt, Drake Drama, Soros son * 0:03:40 Hey, guys! Josh Donaldson Yankees jersey * 0:10:30 Pence ad description: weak man / strong man * 0:12:46 DAVID, FL: Ajike Owens shooting,...

Broken chips and society! Daniel Penny vs haters! (Caller gets Trayvon story wrong.) Another BLM story. Mass shooting fallout: officer charged!  The Hake Report, Friday, June 9, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: "Peeve," Daniel Penny,  * 0:04:10 Hey, guys! (Green bkgd fixed) * 0:06:42 Broken chips, manly uncle * 0:15:45 HIV ad admits: "unborn baby"! * 0:20:18 Everybody's religious, even sec...

Like Piers, Chris Licht made CNN interesting! Pat Robertson outlived his wife, nice! Dead raccoon, with "racist" note about black councilman!  The Hake Report, Thursday, June 8, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 BLACK SILENT START * 0:00:42 Topics: NY air, CNN, Pat Robertson, dead racoon * 0:05:16 Hey, guys! Unapologetic American Patriot * 0:07:59 Smoky US air! Canada fires! * 0:13:35 Chris Licht's...

"Mass shooting" in Richmond, VA: black? Politicians, so phony! China train: clean, safe? RFK voice. Armenians and Muslims vs LGBT "education"!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 7, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Pre-show noises and checks * 0:00:34 Topics: VA shooting, Chinese subways, Politicians * 0:02:44 Hey, guys! California green tee * 0:04:34 Richmond, VA, graduation shooting * 0:10:03 Lt G...

Cornel West "2024," ugh! (censored teeth gap) 10yo "illegal" abortion story. Fun black callers! Random news commentary.  The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 6, 2023 AD   HAKE TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Pre-show small talk * 0:01:24 Topics: Cornel West, Abortion, other news * 0:03:23 Hey, guys! Gray pocket tee (Target) * 0:05:19 Cornel West intro * 0:09:02 Cornel West 2024 clip / reaction * 0:25:54 Cornel W...

UK: No respect for non-burly cops! Canadian enables homeless BUMS! Censored-uncensored gross headlines/pics. Assisted suicide. Biden to end "gender-based violence."  The Hake Report, Monday, June 5, 2023 AD   HAKE TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: Fighting cops, nice Canadians, other MESS * 0:02:38 Hey, guys! Prime Pizza blue Sicilian tee (Nick here!) * 0:05:55 British "police" vs blacks * 0:12:09 Ca...

Biden fell yet again! N-word in Mark Twain classic! Victim blacks, Jews, Palestinians, immigrants! Love your neighbor! Teen births new low, bad news!  The Hake Report, Friday, June 2, 2023 AD   HAKE TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: Biden fell! Huck Finn, Israel, immigrants * 0:03:53 Hey, guys! La la la Hake tee (Desert Pink) * 0:08:15 Sleepy Joe fell! Trump vs Joe Walsh * 0:20:54 Mark Twain, Huckleb...