The Hake Report

Fantasy vs reality on the black ladies! Spoiled unions and illegals: Brazilian PA murderer, per NYT. (Callers think they're like Trump!)  The Hake Report, Thursday, September 14, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Trump, Apple, UK, union, illegal * (0:02:25) Hey, guys! Orange Henley shirt * (0:04:23) Trump: Bruce turned into Caitlyn! (Megyn / Filipkowski) * (0:09:06) Fantasy: Apple,...

Nasty books to censor! RINOs for parents! Dem AG checks NM Governess on 2A! Brazilian illegal murderer re-caught! Tulsi discovers AP is propaganda!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 13, 2023 AD   WATCH CLIP (5-min)  YouTube   |  BitChute   |  Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) reads pornographic book to Senate witness during hearing on 'Book Bans: Examining How Censorship Limits Liberty and Literature...

NYC thief kids! Illegal caravan. Drew Barrymore: fake-childlike, but anti-victim! Biden, Trump's "thinly veiled" attacks on whites, blacks.  The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 12, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Thief kids, Invaders, Drew Barrymore… * (0:02:55) Hey, guys! Joyful Noise (not Christian) tee * (0:05:19) Angry cussing kid mad at dad (orig Aug 22) * (0:08:37) NYC boy t...

Parents, "affirm" kids! Obama workout! Hake remembers 9/11. CNN, ADL criticize Elon! Women bring drama to soccer, "work." E Jean Carroll is adorable!  The Hake Report, Monday, September 11, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics * (0:03:35) Hey, guys! Gray pocket tee * (0:05:28) Lori Wilson: Parents' duty: Affirm children (CA AB 957) * (0:13:50) Guard against broken chips: Don't buy, or s...

DeSantis let people hunt blacks? Nonsense! California crime update. Tony and Maze on the Bible and whites. Viral "hug" mama's IG!  The Hake Report, Friday, September 8, 2023 AD   WATCH CLIP (11-min)  YouTube   |  BitChute   |  DeSantis gets PUGILISTIC with a black man worried for his LIFE!  TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:29) Topics: DeSantis nervous? CA crime, that mama's IG * (0:04:14) He...

ADL: "Counsel culture," not cancel culture! Calls on Civil War, Nikki Haley. Naomi Osaka showed out-of-wedlock pregnant belly (uncensored)!  The Hake Report, Thursday, September 7, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:34) Topics: ADL guy, stealing, Naomi Osaka (not soccer kiss) * (0:03:22) Hey, guys! San Onofre; I Disavow tee * (0:06:59) ADL Greenblatt: Counsel, not cancel culture! Gre...

Mama dressed for club jumps on football son for a hug. Boy lied about going to heaven, parents a mess! Liberals wanna reform "Dads," boys, and masculinity. Proud Boys sentenced in J6!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 6, 2023 AD   WATCH CLIP (15-min)  YouTube   |  BitChute   |  Provocatively-dressed "mom" straddles high-school son at football game TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics  * (0:0...

Interesting few calls! Based interracial Mormon dating? Elon Musk to sue ADL for defamation? "Hate numbers"! NASCAR diversity smh. Help the poor?  The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 5, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: DC protest, Elon v ADL (NOT alcohol, vaxx) * (0:02:53) Hey, guys! Henley "tee" (Hassan) * (0:05:38) S/O Bigg Bump, co-host yesterday * (0:06:36) False start w/ CJ *...

Black callers confront Bigg Bump! Schizophrenia.nyc! CalTech, Chicago, Big Altima Energy, Call of Duty lowering standards, no white men!  The Hake Report, Monday, September 4, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start with Bigg Bump / Topics * (0:02:51) Hey, guys! FH tee, West Side, Dodgers hat * (0:05:58) TONY questions Bigg Bump on racism * (0:11:55) TONY: What makes you a Christian? * (0:16:09)...

Jake Shields exposes ADL. No "trans kids" in TX! "The Golden Bachelor" update! Anti-"spaz" UK! DC lady cusses at climate activists!  The Hake Report, Friday, September 1, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: ADL, trans care, and spastic bans * (0:03:24) Hey, guys! Neutral pastel VW tee * (0:06:55) Pic of hurricane Idalia destruction, FL * (0:08:45) Jake Shields, etc: Ban the ADL hashta...

Emmett Till: She grabbed a gun! Jake Shields: ADL a "hate group"! Hake News chat! Great calls: Trump, Israel, Elvis, Wow Hassan!  The Hake Report, Thursday, August 31, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start  * (0:00:44) Topics: Jake Shields/ADL, Emmett Till, Hake News Chat react… * (0:02:40) Hey, guys! Get a Job (2) tee * (0:06:15) Emmett Till: Carolyn Bryant got a GUN! * (0:15:05) Based Jake Sh...

Various news… Adele, like Jesus for fans. Asian-on-Asian violence! A few fun black calls (incl. Hake's fave). Megyn Kelly vs pro-trans wolves!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 30, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:42) Topics: Adele, migrants, fight, Asian UNC, Pope Russia * (0:04:12) Hey, guys! BOND limited ed. tee * (0:07:55) WOW HASSAN merch coming soon * (0:09:32) Mama Adele s...

Jenni Hermoso, "sexual aggression" victim? DC libs mad at climate radicals! Sha'Carri Richardson, bold and black! Men's regrets in marriage!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 29, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start / Topics: Unwanted kiss, Maui fires, DC libs (no Heaven liar kid yet) * (0:02:52) Hey, guys! Unapologetic American Patriot tee * (0:05:41) Women's World Cup "non-consensual" kiss:...

Calls on "racist" FL shooting. "Mentally ill Swedish child," 2019! Activism alleviates climate anxiety! RINOs raising hands: Sure or unsure?  The Hake Report, Monday, August 28, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start / Topics * (0:02:09) Hey, guys! JLP 2024 tee (Shop TFS teespring) * (0:04:50) WILLIAM: Willie Mays, MHM * (0:10:03) WILLIAM: Racist, shootings, crime, homelessness * (0:17:18) TONY,...

Santana, Alice Cooper, and a based black bigot wade into trans controversy! Science of shame, per female psychologists.  The Hake Report, Friday, August 25, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start / Topics: Santana, Protest confrontation, etc. * (0:01:09) Hey, guys! Little Caesar's tee (history) * (0:09:38) Troll call, got 'im! (Fake guy trying to gossip) * (0:11:28) Hassan on Little Caesar's, Al...

GOP debate try-hards Vivek vs Christie; DeSantis: Raise your hand! Trump border wall fact check. Psaki: No abortion at birth! Take a vacation!  The Hake Report, Thursday, August 24, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start: TheHakeReport.com has other network hosts * 0:01:07 Topics: RINO debate, Trump wall, abortion, blacks * 0:03:40 Hey, guys! Yellow cobra snake tee * 0:06:00 WOW HASSAN WalkingOnWa...

Anger is madness! Maui wildfire callers: Can't ID victims! Empathy for children! Jamie Raskin: Will GOP address climate crisis?  The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 23, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start / Tentative Topics: Maui, Climate,  * 0:02:59 Hey, guys! (loud) The Great Black Hope tee * 0:05:36 DENNY, BULGARIA: Bizarre story of job interview * 0:16:38 Anger, temporary madness: Stoic Sene...

SJW mess: Gina Carano, Snow White. Blacks swim in flood water! Cussing black kid mad at dad! Rainbow crosswalks across America.  The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 22, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start/Topics: Show White, flood, black kid, Britney, rainbow * 0:01:29 Hey, guys! All Thoughts Are Lies, unwashed cotton tee * 0:04:25 SAM, FL: Gina Carano vs Snow White POC gal * 0:12:06 Gina Carano s...

Nick: EU made Apple go standard! Callers on Trump, world economy. Megyn Kelly vs HIV reporter on "trans" stuff. Covid / climate updates.  The Hake Report, Monday, August 21, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start/Topics (Not Britney, Not based teen) * 0:02:16 Hey, guys! Off-white nature tee * 0:05:05 Nick (Anchor Baby) on smartphone "standards" * 0:29:02 CHRIS, TORONTO: Trump, Vivek, Fox/Doocy, tr...

Stranger kisses "councilwoman." Older lady scientist in a swimming pool. Chess bans "trans women" (Nick and Hassan speak). Calls on Trump and whites.  The Hake Report, Friday, August 18, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start / Topics: Ladies, science… * 0:03:31 Hey, guys! Zion tee yesterday; Hake darker red today * 0:08:48 Stranger kisses "councilwoman" NYC * 0:17:03 Female science in swimming po...

7th grader couldn't "access abortion care." Awesome grizzly fight! Imperfect in knowledge, but based! Jay-Z library cards in Brooklyn!  The Hake Report, Thursday, August 17, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start/Topics: pro-choice story, bear fight, Jay-Z library cards * 0:02:35 Hey, guys! (Forgot to mention my Zion tee?) * 0:04:02 7th grader no access to abortion care * 0:21:50 Awesome brown bea...

Fun calls! Ilhan Omar defends Christian to Jew on X! Army black in North Korea cried racism! Forgotten context on Emmett Till.  The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 16, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Topics: KJP, Ilhan Omar, Travis King, Emmett Till * 0:04:14 Hey, guys! Get a Job Savage Moments tee * 0:08:07 DANIEL, TX: Politics, in-fighting on right, time * 0:21:06 KJP tweets as Biden: "When I ra...

"Ladies" chortle about Trump indictments! Are you a friendly neighbor? Union and gov't corruption: Subsidizing cheapens money, raises costs!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 15, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start / Topics (didn't get to Snow White or Heaven kid) * 0:03:05 Hey, guys! GWH Trump JLP tee * 0:05:18 JASON, TN: Cheating the system, fentanyl * 0:14:25 Hillary and Rachel Maddow laugh...

The Hake Report, Monday, August 14, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start / Topics (not all covered) * 0:03:59 Hey, guys! Under Armour USA flag tee * 0:06:20 Ben Stein on Trump indictment(s) * 0:10:45 Relationship direction * 0:26:56 Hassan on relationships, movies * 0:33:56 STEVE, NJ: "cheating": confess, or no? * 0:42:43 TJ, UK: Men the woman's "god" * 0:59:59 Sundown Motel - Stavesacre (1999,...

Black churches, filled with what spirit? Delivery robots assaulted! Sesame Street: diverse and fake! Emmett Till propaganda!  The Hake Report, Friday, August 11, 2023 AD   TIME STAMPS  * 0:00:00 Start / Topics * 0:02:43 Hey, guys! Daily Pint British tee * 0:05:13 Black preacher: Vote Democrat, vote black * 0:11:39 Trayvon communion (Rev Dr Jacqui Lewis) * 0:21:16 DAVID, FL: Blasphemous churches! *...