The Hake Report

GUEST HOST: Joel Friday in for The Hake Report again! Monday, March 18, 2024 AD NO TIME STAMPS … BLOG   https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/18/joel-friday-for-hake-again-mon-3-18-24   PODCAST / Substack   HAKE NEWS from JLP   https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/3/18/evil-schumer-wants-to-replace-pm-bibi-in-israel-hake-news-mon-3-18-24   Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-...

GUEST HOST: Joel Friday in for The Hake Report, Friday, March 15, 2024 AD — Hake is out today!  GUEST HOST: Joel Friday TV links:  https://www.youtube.com/@joelfridaytv   |  https://www.instagram.com/joelfridaytv   |  https://allmylinks.com/joelfridaytv    TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start with Joel Friday (blamed for walking on paint!)  * (0:03:49) Hey, guys! (Coo-al Hake tee)  * (0:08:39) Joel Frid...

Don't hire Don Lemon! Neil Young vs Spotify. Fun calls on libs, black culture. Maternal mortality, overblown? Spring break vs Easter vacation!  The Hake Report, Thursday, March 14, 2024 AD — there were NO shows yesterday, Wed 3/13/24!  TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Don Lemon, maternal mortality, Neil Young * (0:02:12) Hey, guys! (Complicated business, folks!)  * (0:04:28) Don Lemon vs Elon Musk...

Call the police on JK Rowling! No free speech! Joel Friday vs Charlie Kirk! Calls and Super Chats on slavery and evil judgment.  The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 12, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Hate speech! Joel vs Kirk!  * (0:02:07) Hey, guys! LA LA LA (Hake tee)  * (0:05:18) JK Rowling "transphobia" - India Willoughby * (0:13:28) Ben Shapiro vs Zoey Tur (Katy's dad, flashback)  * (...

Ex-con activist Joe Rogan guest, alleged head in freezer! Callers: Uncle Tom's Cabin propaganda! Trump loves despots, say advisors!  The Hake Report, Monday, March 11, 2024 AD   See Hake's appearance on Jake Husdon last Saturday: Hake blog post   /  Substack   |  Jake's YouTube   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics * (0:01:54) Hey, guys! Cobra yellow T-shirt  * (0:04:16) Hake on Jake Husdon (not Hudso...

COHOSTS! Crishaun the Don and Joel Friday on SOTU, diabetes, TikTok daughter, black testosterone, "racism," and an immodest neighbor!  The Hake Report, Friday, March 8, 2024 AD   Crishaun the Don (Misfit Nation) Links  https://www.youtube.com/@MisfitNation   |  https://twitter.com/crishaunthedon   |  https://twitter.com/TheMisfitNation   |  https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation    Joel Friday TV...

Elijah McClain, "Rest In Power… Chin up, kings!" People judging Trump. Interesting calls! In Vitro Fertilization drama.  The Hake Report, Thursday, March 7, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start (Men's Forum tonight!)  * (0:01:13) Topics / Crishaun back tomorrow!  * (0:02:27) Hey, guys! Sky blue tee (s/o Kevin Howe)  * (0:04:24) Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday! (L.A., CA)  * (0:05:37) Elijah...

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on Paul's "judgment." White victimhood! (Calls on Tongues.) Right wing fall for conspiracies! Roots of U.S. "racism."  The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 6, 2024 AD   GUEST LINKS  https://www.youtube.com/@MisfitNation   |  https://twitter.com/crishaunthedon   |  https://twitter.com/TheMisfitNation   |  https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation    TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Intro...

Calls and one story. Realistic Confederate history. UN Gaza R-word drama. "Nobody owns Trump." And, "Trump is a liar!"  The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 5, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics (Only got to Israel-Palestine UN R-word drama)  * (0:02:27) Hey, guys! BOND tee (life without thinking)  * (0:04:34) DANIEL, TX: Got the job! Joe, AZ: Lee separated slaves' families, war debt  * (0:11:54...

Another busy calls day — callers vs callers. Racial resentment! Living in the past! Fake history! Whites getting angry and emotional!  The Hake Report, Monday, March 4, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start  * (0:01:37) Topics (Didn't get to anything)  * (0:03:30) Hey, guys! Chrome, useless. VW tee (boo)  * (0:06:52) MARK, CA: Riley Laken reactions (migrants)  * (0:16:26) MARK: NY Subway assaul...

WoMeN's HiStOrY MoNtH! Ape-ray aborsh agitprop! Scared of S-word! Bible Thumper calls against JLP and Paul! Discrimination super chats.  The Hake Report, Friday, March 1, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start: JLP Live! App rdo.to/JESSE   * (0:02:25) Amy Grant - "Old Man's Rubble" (1977, Amy Grant )  * (0:08:01) Hey, guys! Yellow shirt  * (0:10:25) Ape-ray aborsh agitprop. Less S-word  * (0:27:...

Calls, Super Chats, and black history music! "Study to show thyself approved"? Crime and out-of-wedlock shamelessness, black and white! Gaza in ruins!  The Hake Report, Thursday, February 29, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start  * (0:01:42) Hey, guys! JLP 2024 tee  * (0:04:16) DAVID, FL: shoutouts: Spoiler Alert  * (0:05:45) DAVID: my childhood fight story  * (0:12:49) DAVID: Third Rail Omar...

All calls day: Long talks with Joe and Mark: white and black anger. Shmaxine injury simp drama! (Read your super chats tomorrow!)  The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 28, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start (I didn't read supers today!) * (0:03:38) Hey, guys! All thoughts… JLP tee  * (0:08:10) JOE, AZ: Benedict Arnold, Confederates, Slavery  * (0:15:08) JOE: Slavery, Evil, Obama  * (0:21:52)...

Katie Porter calls LGBT_ an "identity." Ball Earth Hake propaganda! (Earthrise pic!) Cernovich and TERF on women vs men in relationship failings.  The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 27, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start  * (0:01:27) Topics * (0:02:56) Hey, guys! Beta male JLP tee  * (0:04:44) GREGGATRON: BLM, BHM in schools, Georgia Florida  * (0:13:59) GREGGATRON: Miss Parks; Earl. Hip Hop...

Hake and caller accuse each other of lying. Is Trump on Putin's side? Navalny's passing. Newsom gets "tough on crime"? No.  The Hake Report, Monday, February 26, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics  * (0:03:09) Hey, guys! Get a Job tee * (0:05:13) JOE, AZ: Mess  * (0:16:44) MadeByJimbob's Mixed Bag Panel # 6 review * (0:30:46) Zelensky Trump took Putin's side? CNN (Navalny, Manliest beta)  *...

Super Chats, angry artist Basquiat, then GUEST: Third Rail with Omar talks Trump, Christians, Muslims, Jews, history, and immigration — with callers!  The Hake Report, Friday, February 23, 2024 AD   GUEST LINKS  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@third_rail   |  X  https://twitter.com/thecomforter_1    TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start: Guest later (Third Rail with Omar)   * (0:01:03) Coffee: Trump at...

Watch your wrong spirit! Not other people's evil! Christianity a white religion? Hebrews black? Fani Willis, blind cheered by the blind in black church!  The Hake Report, Thursday, February 22, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Today: Missed supers, Fake/Real spirit, …  * (0:02:23) Hey, guys!  * (0:03:43) Supers: Jokl answered your questions (2-21-24 guest)  * (0:07:43) Supers: DLive LAST WEEK. C...

Calls: Black women, anger, remarriage, the Bible. GUEST: Deep Left Jokl: Evil, morality, and Christian decline.  The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 21, 2024 AD   GUEST LINKS: @DLJokl on YT https://www.youtube.com/@dljokl and X https://twitter.com/dljokl | Deep Left Substack   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Guest later: Jokl (Whites, families in decline)  * (0:02:01) Hey, guys! (Nice shirt, said JLP) ...

Hake's VP pick: Trump/Azzmador '24! Calls on blacks, whites, crime, and solutions! Whites-only VP? Not Larry Elder, and why!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 20, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: VP pick, Trump for NY…  * (0:02:52) Hey, guys! Yellowstone tee  * (0:04:44) MARK, CA: race, crime stats… Trump will win  * (0:08:36) MARK: Trump gift from God, Fani Willis, black upbringing  *...

CO-HOST Bigg Bump: Susan Wojcicki's son died. Samuel L Jackson, angry radical. Whites quiet quitting! Kyle R vs Breonna Taylor?! (Calls!)  The Hake Report, Monday, February 19, 2024 AD — Presidents' Day / Washington's Birthday!   CO-HOST LINKS: https://www.youtube.com/@biggbump   |  https://twitter.com/BIGG_BUMP   |  https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump    TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Late Start on You...

"Experts" Wagyu burger taste test! Calls on immigration, Trump legal persecution, "Trump worship," and evil Fani Willis! (Stream issues today, sorry!)  The Hake Report, Friday, February 16, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start  * (0:02:52) Hey, guys! FH tee * (0:04:46) SHAWN, FL: Migrants, media, blacks  * (0:11:00) SHAWN: Single mother assistance: "That's not fair!"  * (0:19:07) Wagyu burger...

Calls: She wants boyfriend "saved." Trump in Supreme Court. Anti-JLP. Civil War generals. Diet best practices. Sneako vs Strickland spar drama.  The Hake Report, Thursday, February 15, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start: Loosey-goosey show  * (0:01:45) Hey, guys! The Hake Report Teespring  * (0:05:46) NATALIE, CANADA: What do you believe?  * (0:08:26) NATALIE: Abuse marriage, Live-in boyfrie...

Kelce pronunciation! Dana White sick of it (no clip)! Prince Harry's wife, ugh! T Swift not so bad! Fun supers and calls: Sotomayor, Putin…  The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 14, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start / Happy Valentine's Day, Ash Wednesday * (0:02:29) Topics: Kelce, T Swift, "Prince" Harry, Meghan Markle  * (0:03:22) Hey, guys! Plain brick red tee (Target, disavow)  * (0:06:0...

Calls: Confederate culture, Lee vs Grant, "insurrectionist" label. Crime, blacks, and brainwashing. "Domestication syndrome!" Husband tried to aborsh wife's baby!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 13, 2024 AD   (Hake's “I Love Boomers” tee on The Hake Report Teespring store ) TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start (Loosey-goosey show)  * (0:01:54) Hey, guys! I Love Boomers (Hake tee)  * (0:05:52) DANIEL...

Calls on shameful Super Bowl ads, half-time show, T Swift hype… Must Christians tithe? Peanut allergy joke! Woman words in media!  The Hake Report, Monday, February 12, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Super Bowl/T Swift mess, CNN  * (0:01:36) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies (JLP tee)  * (0:03:43) DAVID, FL: "Wicked" black witch, Super Bowl  * (0:08:45) DAVID: 48hrs crime solving, race ...