That Checks Out

The guys discuss the best way to expand the square footage of your home by only removing one wall, how Mac avoided placing a discreet body part on a cold door knob, and why Damon believes he should only be written up when stealing a Honey Baked Ham. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted...

The guys discuss Mac's desire to mock a crying man from a second story window until his mom shows up, how a glass of tap water can give you the strength (amongst other things) of ten men, and what is the number one item Damon will never assemble without directions. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Po...

The guys discuss how clumsy Spartans received the highest of honors, when 4 hours can get you murdered by extended family , and exactly why it's necessary to have a plumber on retainer before your "Brown Friday" festivities. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the most inappropriate game of dodgeball ever, why Damon's eye doctor's screen saver should've been a signal, and how two Boofs ultimately seal your fate. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss Damon's list of demands for his funeral, when the lack of dinner causes pictures to disappear, and how Visine exonerates Ted of all murder charges. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why the accurate geographic representation of hot sauce is imperative, how placing the low bid on an island can really impress the ladies, when the wrong Picante Sauce results in a justified homicide, and what constitutes a "marine grade" bike rental. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive...

The guys discuss Mac's amazing effect on "almost" married women, how it's never okay to disregard a complimentary side, and why citrus will foil any bank robbery attempt. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how "shallow and wide" is no way to eat oatmeal, when bobbing for apples will result in everlasting love, and why renting exotic transportation from a warehouse owned by a guy named Karl elevates you to "boss" status. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.f...

The guys discuss when a nail is not adequate security for a stone statue, what appears to be the essential list needed for bringing home a newborn, and how infinitely timed pushups may guarantee Ted 10 more years of life. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why being funny is way more important than being physically attractive, when having a uniform and face can get you punched, and how running a negative ad campaign against Damon requires basically zero effort. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how geography limited Ted's high school basketball career, why having all the known variables is crucial to properly solve for vampire life expectancy, and when scientists are not needed to confirm a completely obvious hypothesis. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on...

The guys discuss when a Hershey's Kiss can get you into a bank vault, why luck can be a key factor in knob replacement, and how Ted never misses an opportunity to watch a quality Ernest movie. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the "Great White Shark of the Midwest", how Damon would never be released from a Brazilian prison, when it's appropriate to whisper "The Mistress is Dead" into an active beehive. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the most annoying search party ever formed at a comedy club, how "WTF" is the most important acronym in Damon's inferior vocabulary, and discover the only vehicle ever created by the Marco Polo Motor Company. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the latest piece of home workout equipment geared towards "end of life", one of the few times that an emotional support animal may be considered delicious, and how eating someone else's sausage can get you dethroned. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss Ted's desire for confrontation, determine the equation needed to properly assess any dog's anatomy, and may have  uncovered the world's first family drive-thru funeral home. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys uncover the most narcissistic set of Fun Facts ever given, invent a coupon that delivers terrible and extremely unrelated news, and determine that if dinosaurs were alive today they would absolutely love bagels. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Tran...

The guys discuss Damon's new advanced home security system that also eliminates dryer lint, why being a woman from Los Angeles meets the qualifications for a professional sound engineer, and how Ted uses a "sound check" to determine if his treadmill is too hot. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Record...

The guys discuss why a pregnant woman in labor  affects quitting time at the iPhone factory, how Ted has to get permission from a cat to to be on his porch and a bird to drive his car, and the best time for servers to suggest "seasoned" mashed turnips as an acceptable side dish substitution. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/that...

The guys discuss how Damon is far less than 1/3 of an elite athlete, challenge the likelihood of Ted eating cookies, and then discover the best part of waking up needs Bluetooth to your cup. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys locate Jefferson Street using only trees, give a round of applause to parking lot relations, and determine when  Jazz can save your life. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the importance of using skilled tradesmen when assembling a bed, create a new nickname for Mac that he absolutely hates, and discover the true weakness of any attorney is not knowing martial arts. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor....

The guys discuss why the second "hungry" was added to Hungry Hungry Hippos, the heaviest workforce of any company in existence, and how Microsoft was almost owned by a guy named Tony. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss an infinity pool escape artist, the world's most disturbing doggy snuggling, and how a cartoon from the 80s will eliminate any possibility of a second date. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how they avoided being the spokesmen for a popular unnamed fashion brand, why long-term memory is imperative for shipwreck exploration, and when a crossbow may be helpful in searching for a toddler. thatchecksout.net snapchat: TCODamonTed twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transisto...