That Checks Out

The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon,  and how Iowa is the hub for a crappy giraffe jewelry smuggling ring from Kenya.   instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why the answer to “Grandma Ending Thanksgiving $500” is “What Is Defecation?”, when confrontation is the only way to retain your Cheez-Its, and how cussing in front of a baby can result in homicide.   instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss the hidden dangers of allowing retired opera singers access to their bow and arrow collection, how when you’re the first to invent something nurses lineup to rub it all over you, and why you’ll never have enough washer fluid to remove a corpse from your windshield.  instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on...

The guys discuss why an infection requires the correct anecdote to heal properly, when milk filled bagpipes guarantee you can be a hero for an entire millennium, and how you should NEVER let a woman enter your Dohyō!  instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss what it means to Finnish your beer while home alone in your underwear, why cinnamon and a blue raspberry slush guarantees a win for Damon on Holiday Food Wars, and how an attractive flight attendant and an overly confident G.I.Joe game gets you a story you’ll refuse to tell under oath.  instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive...

The guys discuss when a 3 Casino head start is necessary for a fair race, how adopting a chimpanzee will make your kids dumber, and why Kia is the official car of the unemployed exotic dancer.  instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how big an animal has to be to perceive Damon as adorable, why a routine tank inventory is necessary if you’re next to a scrap yard, and who is responsible for the Drunken-Trash Panda Movement currently plaguing Germany. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how loading your belongings on a cart repeatedly solidifies a new customer discount, why the absence of heat in a snake shape will endanger the entire trailer park, and when a fat guy using an 800PSI bidet in your front yard means your vinyl siding is clean. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transist...

The guys discuss why the perfect toilet paper is monumental when cleaning up the sloppiest of kisses, how the ladies couldn’t care less about your scientific prowess, and when a privacy fence, chicken coop, and a blind eye can get you out of child support.  instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss who’s the only person in the whole world that’s more self-confident than Damon, why it’s so imperative to be loud if you want to hear Piano Man, and what exactly is the stripper to machine operator in one of the luckiest of factory jobs you could ever have.  instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transist...

If you're reading this then that means we are in a state of emergency or Ted's finally had enough of Damon. Either way, enjoy the nonsensical banter between two idiots that apparently cannot get their priorities straight this week! instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss when is the exact best time to "special order" your laundry, why tactical pants just never seem to live up to their name, and how no survey is ever accurate unless you talk you 100% of the dogs. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss when an empty driveway can give you extreme HOCO sign confidence, why a free fritter for one cannot legally influence the dinner plans of many, and how ordering your breakfast skillet with onions can eliminate any possibility of having to share with a giraffe. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transi...

The guys discuss when your calendar can get you disqualified from the Olympics, why "dress casual" is the new norm for dumpster diving, and how the song Enter Sandman was actually inspired by dolphins. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why having lunch ready on Mars is so imperative, how Faco Fridays is going to become the new staple in the restaurant world, and when AI gets thwarted by a room full of "human lickers." instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how a three year nap can get you out of taking the trash out, when the possibility of nudity justifies a total reconfiguration of a mass transit system, and what exactly is the current street value of a swaddled cat as it pertains to vacation destinations. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor...

The guys discuss how many skulls it takes to make you suspicious, when the temperature of nuggets can affect your bank balance, and why it's a terrible idea to lose your head over camel cuddle time. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why Ted is too old to go back to college, when Damon's keys always lead to the scene of the crime, and how you can be blind to the best french whiskey you've always never tried. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why there's nothing more supportive than feathers and a Captain America diaper, where you can get your membership revoked merely for sharing TikTok videos with a gorilla, and how the number one cause of  "ghost divorce" amongst singers has nothing to do with paranormal appearances. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podca...

The guys discuss how Damon's contemplating a career move based on delicious traffic stops, why you may have to pull up to the next window and wait for your Swedish honey,  and why eating a roll off your mom's face means love.  instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how the street value of a kidney is far greater than you'd ever imagine, when a single T and a double L does not guarantee an expedited check-in, and why the roofs of orphanages have become the most sought after real estate in the billionaire community. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss how sometimes "taking your kid to work day" can go down in flames, when drinking with ceramic squirrels may be hazardous to your health, and why a burning perineum could only mean you need a candy bar. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss a specialty crib design for those who hate children, why being an aerospace engineer takes way more qualifications than just impregnating a staggering number of women, and how it's completely acceptable to ask the police to round up your pigs when you are feeling overwhelmed. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting...

The guys discuss why you should never bury all your vampires vertically, where "loose" chickens can bring an entire transit system to a halt, and how an exemplary baboon employee will undoubtedly live until his death. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm

The guys discuss why the "bang room" at the church will save your marriage, how 5,475 days of sick leave should never affect your pay raise, and when a trick shot in the most confusing game of H.O.R.S.E. could result in the death of your mother-in-law. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm