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This week TikToker Haley Baylee becomes the unwitting catalyst for a digital guillotine, singer-songwriter Ethel Cain's Instagram stories get her likely added to several government watchlists, some gamer bros decry a video game character's outfit change and other gamer bros decry a different video game for acknowledging women/non-white people. Extremely normal stuff, folks!! Other topics...

This week the Hannahs in their Sunday best discuss Taylor Swift's latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, a fortnight after its release! (See what we did there?) Special guest and Swiftology correspondent Other Hannah joins the pod to break it down - aspiring actor Joe Alwyn! British dirtbag Matty Healy! America's Himbo Travis Kelce! And...Kim Kardashian? Olivia Rodrigo???  Also: Wh...

This week the Watcher YouTube channel implodes, a TikToker gets an A24 movie deal (...or does she??), an AI scandal hits a Baltimore school, and the internet debates man vs. bear.  Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: generational monikers, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, we are the gays, squish me daddy, Taylor Swift's new meme, and Hasan Piker feeding the gamer f...

This week we introduce the (AI-generated) song of the summer, catch up on the New York earthquake and eclipse memes, mourn the absence of a legend at this year's Coachella, and add a hefty helping of OJ to the Rest in Piss bucket. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Shakespeare could never, don't worry about it, woo woo, gory cartoon video games, and fun with Tita...

This week Joe Lieberman kicks the bucket, the TikTok girlies of NYC are on high alert with serial punchers on the loose, J-Lo's bodega order goes viral, streamers struggle to name 100 women, and a TikToker gets outed for faking her Mennonite-ism. Plus, we provide updates on Kate Middleton and Ruby Franke. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: how do??, beautiful and nat...

This week we're diving further into the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, TikTok might actually get banned in the U.S., Adin Ross commits a Top 10 Anime Betrayal against Andrew Tate, and a serious streamed Israel/Palestine debate gets unserious. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: fun purchases of the week, join our (nonexistent) Patreon, an affront to God, the Dune...

This week TikTok has a wholesome moment, Smell-O-Vision comes to life (kinda) thanks to AI, conspiracies abound about the status of Kate Middleton, and a Willy Wonka pop-up goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Space enbys, sharing memes as a love language, Hannah's Amal Clooney run-in, r/travel, and Tumblr throwbacks. Follow us on T...

This week a husband trashes his wife's novel on Goodreads, a woman airs out the wild stories of her pathological liar ex on TikTok, and an estranged dad finds a not-so-surprising ally in Elon Musk after his daughter goes viral for roasting him. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: low key vibes, Ethel Merman's podcast, the Deadbeat Dad Club, and revisiting old vid...

This week a woman gets cyber-scammed out of $50k, a popular streamer leaks his own gooning material, Wil Wheaton has a lot of feelings about Larry David attacking Elmo on The Today Show, and Taylor Swift's attorneys make baseless legal threats against the college kid tracking her climate crimes. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Margaritaville, just a little guy, I&a...

This week the Grammys gets internet backlash, the dystopian future is here with Apple Vision's debut, TikTok gets riled up over a ceramic mug and gay bar drama discourse! In the words of Billy Eichner, let's go lesbians!!!!!!!!! Other topics of discussion include: terminally cat ladies, BE NORMAL, blackouts, Will Neff, and jellyfish facts. Y'know, just girly things!

This week Taylor Swift takes on Twitter deep fakes, the Oscars snub Barbie (or do they??), and Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj are beefing (with bonus jump-scare-in-human-form Ben Shapiro). Let’s get into it and hope we don't get doxxed by the Barbz! Other topics of discussion include: 90s kids, genderly cupping your face, British sword fighting, horse girls never die, and Aussie slang am...

This week we're talking botched plastic surgery stories, the World Cruise drama on TikTok, and OG YouTuber MatPat's retirement. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: powerful cats, Sonic and South Park fandom beef, Post-Traumatic Fandom Stress Disorder, and the American Miyazaki.

This week the Ace family is dunzo, Hasidic Jews get caught building tunnels under a Brooklyn synagogue, and we've got an update on the TikTok Tunnel Lady! As a bonus, hold onto your David Yurman pearls, because special guest cohost Liz returns to discuss SMU Rush Tok! Other topics of discussion include: silent investors, fancy b*tches, bad drivers, bad CEOs, entrapping patriots, and an early...

This week Jo Koy bombs at the Golden Globes, the Epstein list gets revealed, Gypsy Rose Blanchard is a free woman, Stanley cup drama hits a new level, the BBC bullies a kid who beat Tetris, and the tweens are overtaking Sephora. Hide your Drunk Elephant glow drops!! Other topics of discussion include: New Year's resolutions, lots of documentary recommendations, niche TikTok memes, and the bra...

This week George Santos puts the con in content, Matt Rife is beefing with a 6-year-old, there's new Twitch meta to discuss, and we do a retrospective on the Worst Tweets Of 2023. Let's end the year with a bang! Other topics of discussion include: the vibes are f*cked, morally dubious Cameos, visible rings, giving serial killers their flowers (literally), and a TikTok haul trend that is...

We're celebrating our 50th episode by talking about "comedian" Matt Rife's Netflix special backlash, Henry Kissinger getting struck down in the prime of life, and gay crime icon George Santos reaching the peak of his villain arc. Other topics of discussion include: The two genders, chaotic Friendsgiving, meeting Fran Lebowitz, binging The Bear, rest in Pissinger, the moon, and...

This week Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce step up the PDA, celebrities continue being messy about geopolitical affairs, a TikToker mines a tunnel under her suburban home, Caroline Calloway is at it again, Lauren the Mortician needs to stop, NFT bros get blinded (and not by greed, for once!), and Omegle gets shut down. So much to talk about! Other topics of discussion include: DIY podcasting, Connor...

This week we're talking foodie drama: Scooped bagel discourse makes the rounds and TikTok food critic Keith Lee causes waves in Atlanta's restaurant scene. Plus, we share our favorite cooking content creators, past and present (RIP OG Bon Appetit Test Kitchen). Other topics of discussion include: Election Day, pre-gaming Christmas, bird news, the watermelon game, mafia pizza, and Stu Pic...

This week the internet mourns Matthew Perry, the Gaylors are in shambles, and as the last throes of Halloween give way to proper sweater weather, Tori shares a bunch of scary stories from r/nosleep as one last hurrah. Other topics of discussion include: Cozy season, Meow Mix auditions, the woods are none of my business, The Great British Baking Show returns, and horror movie Wikipedia rabbit holes...

In honor of the spooky season, we bring you the ANNE RICE LORE EXTRAVAGANZA! Hannah relays Anne Rice's greatest fandom hits, including: Anne Rice versus fanfic writers! Anne Rice versus Amazon reviewers! And who could forget, Anne Rice versus random small craft blogger! Don't like this episode? Clearly you are interrogating the text from the wrong perspective. Other topics of discussion...

This week the FEMA alert turned us into zombies, Ben Shapiro and Andrew Tate have Twitter beef, celebrities fumble the response to the Israel-Hamas attacks, Hailey Bieber reclaims Halloween in the name of Jesus, men on Twitter jump at the chance to hate on women, and to get the taste of misogyny out of your mouth, we go over some examples of boy math. Buckle in, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! Other t...

This week love is in the air! Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have the internet in a frenzy, and then we do a deep dive on TikTok's Lisa Mia. What seems on the surface like (not so) innocent trauma-dumping through a Starbucks drive-through turns out to be... well, a lot more. And we do mean A LOT.  Other topics of discussion include: customer service voices, everyone wants to be Joan Didion, lo...

This week a TikToker peddles quackery about healing eyesight through the power of thought, an influencer's meltdown during NYFW goes viral, and a racist streamer gets his comeuppance. Big week for annoying people!! Other topics of discussion include: ambient noise YouTube channels, it's a cult baby!!, the girl with the notebook, and unhinged grandpa fashion.

This week Drew Barrymore, Bill Maher, and Jason Bateman continue the Celebrity Apology Tour, the Tabi Tinder Thief gets doxxed on TikTok, apparently men can't stop thinking about the Roman Empire, Unity Games is fleecing its users, and Elon Musk wants to charge everyone to use his hell site. Shenanigans all around! Other topics of discussion include: Good words, everyone's a renter, my a...

This week Olivia Rodrigo spills her GUTS, the internet hates Joe Jonas, Tucker Carlson claims Obama has dethroned Nancy Reagan as the throat GOAT, and Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis suck at internet apology videos. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: How do you do fellow kids, ambient noise out of control, Fae Farm, realistic tv cops, and Japanese psyops through cute Pokemon...