Terminally Online

This week the people are protesting Tesla, Vivian Wilson speaks out about her father, Starbucks gets sued, streamers Ludwig Ahgren and Michael embark on an epic Japan road trip, MrBeast spoils his future videos, and the years-long Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez feud comes back into the spotlight. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: the philosophy of Steve Buscemi, cheese and Po...

This week Casey Anthony joins TikTok, we lose a few celebrity legends, the French do what they do best (burn things to the ground – this time a Tesla dealership), the Democrats remain useless, and a Broadway leading man crashes out on his Instagram stories. Let’s get into it!  Other topics of discussion include: How the sausage is made, thinking of going outside, we’ve done nothing and we’re all o...

This week in court Luigi Mangione serves LOOKS (and a potential death penalty sentence), new California legislation sends mommy vloggers packing, a TikToker gets blowback for attacking a rando's wedding registry, and YouTuber Ethan Klein is having the crash out of the year. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Purrcasting, the politics of snarking, bitch eating crackers...

This week the Grammys gives Beyonce her flowers, the Superbowl was a win for the culture, one makeup trend on TikTok pisses off the MAGA ladies, Time Magazine’s new cover pisses off Trump, Elon gets r/whitepeopletwitter banned, and the good people of Lincoln Heights run the Nazis out of their city. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Must be Tuesday, Books Are My Hart, characte...

This week TikTok comes back from the dead, DeepSeek emerges as a strong ChatGPT competitor, Irish Spring becomes a Reddit meme, and El*n M*sk does Nazi shit (as Nazis do!). Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: well let's get this over with, Midwestern clout, Brennan Lee Mulligan overload, IT CAN'T BE THAT MANY THINGS, a Pokémon game playthrough, and Hannah does a l...

This week L.A. is on fire, TikTok is on the chopping block for real this time, Blake Lively sues Justin Baldoni's PR people, and Elon Musk gets exposed for cheating at video games. We're so back, baby!! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: casual January 6th hangouts, mom sponsors, we're so smart and pretty, Tori's content corner,  and bodega hopecore. Fo...

This week we talk about the CEO assassination heard 'round the internet, Antisemite of the Year, the Streamer Awards, the for-real-this-time (?) Tik Tok ban, and a Reddit Christmas-themed TIFU story! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Happy Honda Days, last cat ASMR of the season, holiday character smash or pass, and Luigi the Mario Brother triggers class consciousnes...

This week our besties at Pod Save America hold a disastrous interview with the Kamala Harris campaign staffers, Biden pardons his large adult failson, we hold space for Defying Gravity, dirtbag streamer Destiny and literal white supremacist Nick Fuentes maybe hooked up (???) (ALLEGEDLY), and we do the “we listen and we don’t judge” meme. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Tori...

This week Nicole Scherzinger gets exposed for her sus Instagram likes, People Magazine names John Krasinski the Sexiest Man Alive (?????), Twitch undergoes an Adpocalypse-- oh yeah, and the election happened. Welp. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: The upside of climate change, Maybe Happy Ending, protect your peace, Gastronauts, and women will have their revenge on Nick...

This week we're covering the death rattles of democracy, Gay Halloween, a nuisance YouTuber who gets what he deserves in South Korea, the TikTok NYC diner reviewer feud, and the Jenkins Family drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder, problematic fave John Mulaney, space is none of Olivia Rodrigo's business, and Hades 2. Foll...

This week we're covering the shocking death of Liam Payne, streamers bribing people into broadcasting Hurricane Milton, the controversial "Mr Beast" billboards, and Cynthia Erivo having a normal one over a Wicked fan edit. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: The return of cat ASMR, touch Mary Jane, Lunchables money, Chicken Shop Date, and Markiplier's le...

This week Kamala Harris goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Tim Walz goes on WeRateDogs, Logan Paul has beef with a Minecraft kid, indicted Mayor Eric Adams proves ACAB, and we spill the tea about the Queen of Afternoon Tea TikTok drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: touchy smoke alarms, a Wikipedia page about the Wikipedia page on Wikipedia, flexing our American pub...

This week we're back from Tokyo and jumping headfirst into sad girl autumn! So much has happened: Moo Deng the hippo goes viral, someone tries to pew-pew Trump (again), we reflect on lessons learned on the first anniversary since the Titan submersible implosion, Katy Perry's new album tanks, The Bear causes Emmy controversy, MrBeast and Logan Paul partner together and it's exactly a...

This week Chappell Roan rebukes parasocial relationships, Twitter gets banned in Brazil, Trump disrespects the Troops, and a would-be burgular gets distracted by Greek mythology. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Tokyo!!!!, Tori's anime protagonist fantasies, lovingly written podcast episode descriptions, you should be bad, and very niche TikTok fan edits. Follow us...

This week we catch up on Olympic memes, the "very demure, very mindful" TikTok trend sweeping the internet, Trump's AI Taylor Swift endorsement and interview with streamer Aiden Ross that may have violated a couple FEC regulations, the Blake Lively drama, and MORE! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: ballz to the Walz, purrcasting, Katy Perry fell off!!!, Sai...

This week we're getting political! First: it's SO JOEVER! Biden drops out of the race! Kamala is having a brat summer! JD Vance does WHAT with couches?!! (Allegedly!) Also, a TikTok leftist faces backlash for his hot take! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Pet names, maybe don't, gentle parent yourself, the Q anon of the left, not driving is praxis, and Con...

This week Donald Trump survives an assassination attempt (for better or worse!), a bunch of celebrities died, JustPearlyThings gets read to filth in a Twitter beef, and this heat wave has us full of existential dread. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, Tori the conspiracy theorist, a wholesome Shelley Duvall story, r/bush...

This week America as a whole loses the Presidential Debate, Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI, we memorialize an iconic stingray, and Dr. Disrespect's Twitch ban is explained. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: the straightest holiday, Mick Jagger the journalist, I hate it thank you, murder muffins, and Monet's Slumber Party.   Follow us on Twitter: @term...

This week Hannah and Tori put on their Internet Lawyer Hats! First up, stan Twitter spotlights exposed corruption in the trial of rapper Young Thug. Next on the docket is the U.S. Department of Justice suing Adobe for scummy billing practices. We're holding everyone in contempt! Other topics of discussion include: keep your secrets, this is a Christian Minecraft server, you guys have dads??,...

This week Hades 2 causes widespread bisexual panic, a love triangle has TikTok in a chokehold, two old school YouTubers may be in their friends-to-enemies arc, the internet debates the idea of being "culturally queer," and New Yorkers hate Trump. Happy Pride everybody! Other topics of discussion include: co-independence, queer passing haircuts, f*ck buckets, the coastal elite, corporate...

This week TikToker Haley Baylee becomes the unwitting catalyst for a digital guillotine, singer-songwriter Ethel Cain's Instagram stories get her likely added to several government watchlists, some gamer bros decry a video game character's outfit change and other gamer bros decry a different video game for acknowledging women/non-white people. Extremely normal stuff, folks!! Other topics...

This week the Hannahs in their Sunday best discuss Taylor Swift's latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, a fortnight after its release! (See what we did there?) Special guest and Swiftology correspondent Other Hannah joins the pod to break it down - aspiring actor Joe Alwyn! British dirtbag Matty Healy! America's Himbo Travis Kelce! And...Kim Kardashian? Olivia Rodrigo???  Also: Wh...

This week the Watcher YouTube channel implodes, a TikToker gets an A24 movie deal (...or does she??), an AI scandal hits a Baltimore school, and the internet debates man vs. bear.  Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: generational monikers, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, we are the gays, squish me daddy, Taylor Swift's new meme, and Hasan Piker feeding the gamer f...

This week we introduce the (AI-generated) song of the summer, catch up on the New York earthquake and eclipse memes, mourn the absence of a legend at this year's Coachella, and add a hefty helping of OJ to the Rest in Piss bucket. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Shakespeare could never, don't worry about it, woo woo, gory cartoon video games, and fun with Tita...

This week Joe Lieberman kicks the bucket, the TikTok girlies of NYC are on high alert with serial punchers on the loose, J-Lo's bodega order goes viral, streamers struggle to name 100 women, and a TikToker gets outed for faking her Mennonite-ism. Plus, we provide updates on Kate Middleton and Ruby Franke. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: how do??, beautiful and nat...