Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic

Some things just feel illegal… even though they’re completely allowed In this episode, we talk about everyday situations that make you feel like you’re doing something wrong, even when you’re not. From leaving shopping carts behind, making eye contact with security cameras, and taking extra free samples… to walking into places you’re probably not supposed to be It’s all about those weird moments w...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic talk about part 2 of their outside adventures. Getting caught in the rain, stumbling upon a fair, a new store obsession, and of course, chowing down on some delicacies. The day turned into some shenanigans that we couldn't have expected. Join us in our discussion! When's the last time you had hot pot? Do you enjoy the sharing style? Maybe you got caught in the...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are at it again with another food adventure. This time, we find the opportunity to make our way towards a Japanese Market held in The Netherlands. From gyozas to curries, there were quite a few options to choose. But were there enough? Join us in our discussion! Have you been to any culture-specific markets? Did you find it to be worthwhile? Where you expecting differ...

We started this episode talking about Easter and somehow ended up questioning whether any of our choices are actually ours 🤯 What begins as a normal conversation turns into a deep and chaotic dive into the illusion of choice. The idea that we are in control when we might not be at all. From childhood habits and traditions to the way we make everyday decisions, we start connecting dots that get a...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic save some daylight by reminiscing on previous outings that brought laughter and plenty of delicious treats, overall enjoying life. But what is to come? Whether it's in a larger city such as Rotterdam, or a smaller town, there's still plenty of adventures to be had. Figure out where we're going to next, and let us know: 👉 What was the last comedy show you...

What starts as a simple “most likely to” game quickly turns into absolute chaos 😅 In this episode, Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic break down who’s most likely to do everything—from holding grudges for 10 years to accidentally starting a cult (yes… it gets weird fast). Along the way, they spiral into random tangents about corners vs. blocks, conspiracy theories, impulse buying, and disappearing dra...

We all have things that we need to do, but how often we do them might differ between each individual person. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss how frequent they perform daily, weekly, even monthly tasks. Those bills never stop comin' do they? Join us in our discussion! What are some routine practices you like or dislike? Do you start to let your laundry overflow before finally doing it? Do...

We all have crazy encounters that spark curiosity in our lives. From public transportation to simple banana peels, anything can go awry at any point. In this episode, we recount some crazy circumstances that happened, or could happen, to us. Join us in our discussion! What 's the weirdest thing that's happened to or around you? Do you have any lingering feelings about the day after such oc...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss the hardest part about every day... getting out of bed. Sometimes you really want to stay in bed, other times it feels impossible to get out. We talk about some of the ways we're able to muster the courage to enter the cold and harsh reality of leaving the sheets. Join us in our discussion! Have you taken melatonin to help you sleep? Do you find yourself h...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are back with another episode of pure banter. From the fears of diversifying investments to AI-generated laziness, there's no telling what will come up next. Be sure to let your cat listen in on our shenanigans as well. Join us in our discussion! How trigger-happy are you when it comes to investments? Are you an Android or iPhone user? Does your cat plot your down...

In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic unpack the tiny, everyday lies that quietly keep society running. From polite excuses to social shortcuts everyone recognizes but rarely question. Join us in our discussion! What are some small lies that you have used? Are there any that really get on your nerves? And are you really "fine?" Let us know! #Podcast #RedEye #ErraticAsthmatic #On...

There are many behaviors that we as functional members of society take part in. From understanding not to bother someone wearing headphones to knowing when to double message, though are these common reactions something that we ever truly had taught to us? Join us in our discussion! What are some unwritten rules of society? Do you have any examples of when these rules were broken and consequences w...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic have aspirations for a warmer life. But with such a temperature comes some inconveniences that may hinder the full experience. And man-made solutions don't always result in the most comfortable sensations. Join us in our discussion! How often do you have to get fresh air? Do you prefer warmer or colder temperatures? How do you cope when it is too hot or too cold f...

Some daily skills go unnoticed, many of which can be very useful for navigating society. From remembering names to understanding how much information is too much information, there are plenty of things that we can try to improve for our next interaction within this crazy world. We ourselves sure have a few things that we would like be able to do better. Join us in our discussion! What's a skil...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into a collection of real-world stories that may not be so easy to come back from. Whether autocorrect gets you in a bind, or you pretend you have some knowledge that you don't, there's plenty of instances that might cause you some trouble later on. Join us in our discussion! Do you relate to any of the stories we talk about? Have you found yourself tryin...

2026 has officially arrived! With the new year comes new aspirations. Whether we achieve said aspirations is still to be determined. Red-Eye channels his inner cooking competitor. Erratic gets called out on his scarce replies. No matter the perspective, there's always room to improve ourselves. Join us in our discussion! What are some characteristics you would like to improve upon in 2026? Do...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are getting to the point of making significant life decisions. Red-Eye's search for a long-term housing establishment continues whereas Erratic deals with the plethora of available data plans that cause a significant level of indecision. What else does life have in store? Join us in our discussion! Are you a homeowner? If so, what are some tips you have in the sea...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are back again with some tough choices an indecision. Though in each case, there's always one option better than the other. Find out what we'd prefer in these instances of forced choices. Join us in our game! Would you rather laugh like a car horn or sneeze with applause? Reliving or forgetting a memory? How about mistaking someone for their twin? Let us know!...

If you've ever been in a struggle financially, chances are you have looked into some cost-saving tactics. Diluting soap with water, using water for cereal instead of milk, bootleg pizzas, there are so many ways to cut costs. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into only a few hacks that some people use to make the most of their money. Join us in our discussion! What are some hacks that you have...

Prepare your brain for absolutely nothing useful! Redeye & Erratic Asthmatic dive head-first into s ome of the most pointless, unnecessary, and chaotically entertaining facts humanity has ever collected. Discover why bananas are radioactive, why flamingos roll deep in flamboyances , how sloths can out-dive dolphins, why clouds weigh a million tons, and the deeply unfortunate truth about money....

Some people are heavily into movies, understanding plot points, scene choices, and the full structure alike. Some just wish to be entertained. And some may not even be so into the movie world. Though no matter who you are, you may be tricked by some of these summaries. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic sure were. Join us in our game! How many movie summaries did you guess correctly? Were there some th...

In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic return with a brand new game, Quote Goat, the ultimate challenge of wit, memory, and pure guesswork. The rules are simple: one host reads a famous line, and the other must guess who said it, whether it is a legendary figure from real history or an iconic character from fiction. From movie one-liners to historic declarations, the quotes range from obvi...

The holidays are getting closer and closer! How do you celebrate the holidays? Do you often travel? How about house decorations? Red-Eye and Erratic personally don't take much time to decorate, but boy do we have some traveling shenanigans to share. Join us in our discussion! What is your favorite holiday? Does your family have a traditional meal that's eaten every year? Perhaps you've had some ho...

In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic kick things off with a quick recap of Chris D’Elia’s recent stand-up show in Amsterdam, sharing the laughs, the awkward moments, and their unfiltered takes on his comedy style. But the real conversation begins when they shift gears to dissect the subtle (and not-so-subtle) red flags in friendships. From one-sided energy to emotional manipulation, the...

We all know there are many conspiracies and superstitions in the world... or are there?? In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss some popular conspiracy theories and superstitions. Whether it's simple like a lucky pair of shoes or a ritual to carry out before a task, or a full blown conspiracy like the Earth being flat, there are many things people believe in that may or may not...