PODAWFUL™

https://podawful.com/posts/262 Turkey Tom is getting away with his CRIMES thanks to the ineptitude of Josh Moon. I seem to remember Tom was hosting Nightrape Radio while scrolling the #kidcore hashtag on Instagram. We really just letting that go? Also, isn't he bald? That's kind of a crime, too. Now Josh Moon is terrified that Tom is going to do a 6 hour "doc" on him. By the way, what is the deal...

https://podawful.com/posts/2624 FACELESS is here. SCOTTYKFITNESS, the most insufferable, performative, nu-male, hicklib, my mustache-is-my-personality guy ever has been exposed. He doxxed a disabled guy who made fun of him, and now his sponsor has dropped him, his address leaked, and his past CRIMES are being put on blast. And its all because he stole a meme. Sorry, "Scotty," ya don't get to have...

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2621 ] PART TWO. The Bum Diary. The Chronicles Of Nerdia. The Basketcase Diaries. Diary Of The Deadtooth. The Livejournal reveal continues. It turns out, every single person Mersh has ever known has died in a car crash. We've also built a playlist of the music Mersh was listening to in 2003 to get in the peanut-head o...

https://podawful.com/posts/2620 THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Diary Of Man Stank. Midget Bones' Diary. Memorirs Of A Gay Show. The Dead Schiele Scrolls. Diary Of A Shrimpy Dick. The Gay Vampire Diaries. Diary of a Fat White Woman. Mersh has Tink Tink Tink'ed himself into the most embarrassing situations in his life. Calling the police on PODAWFUL for making fun of him is just the beginning. The Cul...

https://podawful.com/posts/2617     Comedy Shaman's delusions of grandeur have him believing he is the KING OF THE GOONIVERSE, but here comes Tom Gulley to knock him back down a peg. Unfortunately, Shaman likes being pegged. The Halfway House isn't enough to stop Shaman from being mentally homeless, so hopefully Tom Gulley's radio man expertise can be the wakeup call he needs. Jesse offers Shaman...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2616 ] I've received a ton of Cease & Desists over the past 16 years, but none more BOGUS, or INSANE than this one. Comedy Shaman fired up Grok and got it to write the most Actual Indian fake legal notice of all time, over the most embarrassing thing ever. And that isn't even including him leaning into being a troon l...

https://podawful.com/posts/2615 PODAWFUL 16TH ANNIVERSARY. Faceless And Jesse P-S plunder the depths of the most schizoid crimes ever concocted, and take notes for their own future plans. Brian Wells, the infamous "Pizza Bomber", was part of the most autistically elaborate Rube-Goldberg plan ever to rob a bank, but somehow even with all their evil genius planning, Brian managed to blow it. Literal...

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2614 ] PODAWFUL has started another trend. "Anvil-ing" a guy is now the new tricknology ever since we Looney Tunesed Mersh with anvils and mousetraps. Some Daffy-come-lately is now sending anvils to DSP. While Mersh is watching little birds circle his head in a daze, he accidentally starts talking about Bam Margera ag...

https://podawful.com/posts/2611 Lost Media FOUND in 2025. The worst stand up comedy album ever recorded. Mersh's long sought after first album MENACE II SOBRIETY was one of the Holy Grails of sloptent, and now we have it in our hands thanks to a very generous source, one of Mersh's comedian heroes. Uncover the insane history of Mersh by delving into the most poorly recorded audio put to tape. PLUS...

[3 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2609] Mr. Burgers got SWATTED while live streaming. What does any self respecting Targeted Individual do when the men in white coats show up to the door with their butterfly nets? Strip down to their birthday suit and start screaming, of course. Somehow this actually worked, and the eternally GANGSTALKED mr. Burgers actu...

https://podawful.com/posts/2604 HAPPY AWFULWEEN! The only prank slasher flick franchise, The Red Rooms, is back, and this time it's with a surprise twist! A real feature-length Halloween horror movie starring an unwitting Final T-Girl-- The Comedy Shaman. The DARK WEB'S most mysterious, and CURSED website is now online, and it is looking for its first VICTIM. Shaman has fallen in love with his CAT...

  https://podawful.com/posts/2600     PODAWFUL IS ON A GENERATIONAL RUN! Everyone has the story wrong. What caused Ethan Ralph to crashout on stream while in Florida with his new girl? Mersh seems to think it was him. Now Mersh is claiming he warned Ralph about this e-girl, but the truth is much, much funnier. Mersh has been cross-eyed crying into his pillow for the past few weeks because Ralph ST...

https://podawful.com/posts/2594     Cancel Culture is SO in right now, but for some reason the Dabbleverse refuses to cancel Mersh for his PARANORMAL Tumblr. WELCOME TO THE DIDDLEVERSE. Ever since the assassination of my good friend Charlie Kirk, the entire internet has basically become gangstalkers trying to get everyone on the other "side" fired from their jobs. Which has been pretty fun. I can'...

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2591 ] Mersh thinks Aaron Imholte is a "danger to women." He thought Patrick Melton was a "danger to children" until Melton started paying Mersh. He was so jealous of Dr. Disrespect getting a giant Rumble contract that he started LARPing as him in VRCHat with kids, and changed his Twitter name to "GooningOnRumble." We...

podawful.com/posts/2590 Josh Moon from some sort of website had a little lolcow meltdown about me (and my hair) on his show. For some reason, I can't remember the name of it. He's also really upset that I made fun of his LOSSCOW, KingCobraJFS. Anyway, I was gonna ignore it, but now he is sliding into my DM's, trying to take me up on a CHALLENGE. See, I tweeted out that if Josh lost 20 lbs, I would...

[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2587 ] Ruphio Pheonix is a gourmet chef, master gamer, and samurai warrior... and I owe him an apology. Not only because I wronged him and broke our alliance for years, but also because now I see he could kick my ass. Ruphio is starting a new chapter as a cooking youtuber and martial arts instructor. We check out all th...

https://podawful.com/posts/2585     It's been a good run! Almost 16 years of PODAWFUL later, and I'm finally doing what everyone in the comments has been saying for years. I've gotta get a real job. I'm applying for a real position for the first time in a decade, and thanks to a Flesh Simulator video, I now know about Jobs. Now ! It's a great website that lets you not only score one of those hard-...

    https://podawful.com/posts/2584     PODAWFUL did it again! I'm VIRAL, and you won't believe the guest I managed to interview. Jim Acosta's recent interview with AI ghosts proves more and more that THE DARK FUTURE is here to stay. Congrats! You can never DIE! You will forever be tortured in the unending mirrored hallways of madness that is the court of public opinion, as your corpse is puppetee...

https://podawful.com/posts/2582 With special guest, Flesh Simulator. The AI has gone off the guardrails, and Will Stancil's Wussy is now on the menu. Kinochet managed to shut down Grok for an entire day and make the Twitter CEO resign. Now Stancil is threatening to sue. Xwaffen is activated, and it knows your sleep patterns. Erm, Grok, is this true? According to the news, yes. Flesh Simulator brea...

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https:// podawful.com/posts/2580 ] Aaron Imholte goes absolute RED MODE™ in jail (he also got laid?). Wheelchair Johnny is not taking the news well. Destiny blocked his son on Twitter. Comedy Shaman is BACK for SEASON 2! But on two different accounts? Shamania has gotten so bad that Clay's multiple personalities have now somehow physically spli...

https://podawful.com/posts/2579     THREE MERSHES! Mersh prime has fallen under the Melton effect, and is now working with Patrick Melton, aka "Successful Mersh." We are now gonna pretend Mersh isn't a loser I guess! PLUS: British Mersh (aka Cog [who?]) has been called upon by God to destroy Ethan Ralph, and Aaron Imholte gets his very own mugshot shirt.   VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/tiKTK2I9x...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2578 ] THEY DONE HOODOO'D ME! Josh Moon claimed I faked the Nick Rekieta bodycam footage using AI. Well, thanks to a tip, I now know the TRUTH about who the "anonymous source" was for the footage... and their elaborate troll on me! PLUS: Aaron Imholte is in hot water, the April Imholte shirt is still causing trouble,...

https:// podawful.com/posts/2577 HAPPY DADDY'S DAY! There is no greater embarrassment to fathers online than Steven Bonnell, AKA Destiny. I mean, the guy named himself Destiny. As a father myself, I'm terrified about leaving behind a horrific digital footprint for my kids to find. Of course, mine won't have NEARLY as much video evidence of hot dog eating contests as Destiny, but either way, I deci...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2576 ] What is this? Seriously, I can't figure out what I'm looking at. I know it's called "Sean Kelly" and I am aware it hosts a podcast, but is it like a puppet or CGI or something? A million subs really? He gets like 400 views... Oh, also, Misfit Patriot showed his butt after winning his court case. I don't mean me...

https://podawful.com/posts/2575 Misfit Patriot and Elijah Schaffer are now fighting over Spirit Airlines tickets. Neither one of them can manage to fake-it-till-you-make-it their way into First Class. It's okay though, it turns out Mitzvah Patriot was actually just a mastermind troll the whole time. PLUS: Miss Fist got a phone call from her dead mom, and is about to go to court for beating the eld...