PODAWFUL™

[5.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2659 ] THE GENERATIONAL RUN NEVER ENDS. PODAWFUL PREDICTED IT! It's confirmed, Mersh took Icedanc3r on the CUCK CRUISE, and Royce's BULL, the Incredible Sulk, dished all the details. Nightwave was nothing but cope and superchats TRASHING Mersh, his audience has turned against him. Join the Henchmen on this victory lap,...

https://podawful.com/posts/2658 The Groypophile Generals, Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium, have been having a tough time navigating the cyber liminal spaces of social media. Forever lost in the unending backroom tubes of the internet. Luckily, they've groomed an army of Tradtwinks and Discord Kittens to fight their battles for them. Elijah was patriotically exposed by Empathchan in a completely ZOOTE...

[5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2657 ] HAPPY DADDY'S DAY... but, unfortunately, a lot of FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR going down while we celebrate Dad. ICEDANC3R responds directly to Podawful's latest episode, and tries to claim she and Mersh are NOT dating again. Problem is, I know the secret! And so does my guest... LITERAL Mersh skinwalker and Adult Baby Wr...

https://podawful.com/posts/2656     Nah, Mersh, that's OUR Girlfriend. Icedanc3r cucked Mersh with every single guy he's ever known, but nothing hurt more than leaving him for Mersh's favorite Adult Baby Wrestling Lover, KEVIN SCAMPOLI. Well, she and Scampoli are already broken up. Now its come out Nick Rekieta is involved, Ethan Ralph is back in the mix, and Mersh is... TAKING ICEDANC3R BACK! PLU...

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2655 ] Mersh: BUTTMOGGED. Vrillium: BUTTMOGGED. Josh Moon: BUTTMOGGED. Elijah Schaffer: BUTTMOGGED. Kevin Scampoli: BUTTMOGGED. The Earth's Buttmogged range from cucks to pentacucks, grifters to failed grifters. WHO'S NEXT? Mersh threatens Kevin in a time machine, Kevin plans an elaborate CUCKENING OF DOOM, Null's wife...

https://podawful.com/posts/2653 I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan Ralph cuck Mersh, but Mersh is officially a PENTACUCK. Icedanc3r is now...

    https://podawful.com/posts/2652     MANDICULAR IS BORN: Vrillium spends all day name searching himself to see if he's become famous enough yet to stop people from making fun of him on twitter. Sorry buddy, gonna have to start hitting the Ozempic and reverse the Twink Death if you wanna start pulling real grifter numbers. Last episode made Big Willy red in the cheeks. This time he gets a chance...

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2651 ] HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Icedanc3r's boyfriend spent his birthday wondering about how he is going to get cucked next. Comedy Shaman has gone from running blades on his arms to baking himself a cake, it's not looking good for the GOONS. BUT... as a birthday gift, Shaman has ACHIEVED PEACE WITH PODAW...

https://podawful.com/posts/2650 Jaden McNeil opens up the Groyper Files on the Groypophiles. What is a Groypophile? It's the gaggle of of Nick Fuentes wannabes like Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium (ABDL) who are the right level of gay but the wrong amount of charismatic to properly grift. Elijah Schaffer went on an insane rant against his arch enemy (his ex-wife), and now his former Brother-In-Law is...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2649 ] MISCHIEF. MAYHEM. SOAP. Comedy Shaman has lost everything, so now he's free to do anything. His perfect woman is gone, so he spends his days in a secret underground internet Fight Club, getting absolutely MONKEY DUMPED by everyone. Including actual children. But we don't talk about that. He also is making soap...

https://podawful.com/posts/2648 Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! You've got Georgie, our "comfort character" Groyper engineer; BLEAU, a v...

[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2647 ] Comedy Shaman can't stop sending threats, can't stop GOONING on Discord, and... somehow... can't stop begging strangers to babysit their kids. Now he wants to hit the "Undo" button on being a public figure. Sorry! It don't work like that, Shaman! We uncovered Comedy Shaman's secret Tiktok account. While Shaman is...

https://podawful.com/posts/2645 Salvopancakes is making it unsafe for Jewish people to roam the streets and tunnels of New York City. Rabbi Shmuley waved a hankey at the police to have Salvo arrested for the crime of making unkosher comments. Salvo has been CURSED by the good Rabbi's ancient Hebrew magic of the BLOOD LIBEL, but fist, we need BLOOD. What better blood than that of the young goyim gi...

https://podawful.com/posts/2642 NEW GOON ALERT! The Awfuldrome is chucking out the old used up goons, and employing some new, young blood for digital mayhem. I'm tired of manipulating the same googly-eyed, pudgy, e-fame chasing, snaggletoothed couch potatoes. It's time for something different. It's time for... Icedanc3r? Or should I say Daggerpussy? I had no idea, but Icedanc3r is a wannabe soundc...

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2631 ] THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Mersh Livejournal has already exposed several insane truths. His journal entries are basically the Epst**n Files but for a broke, burnout wigger skulking around outside a high school. Now we pass on making fun of Mersh to the next generation, and the first taking up the mantle is DEST...

    https://podawful.com/posts/2629     EMILY YOUCIS  is here. WILL STANCIL has been kicked out of Antifa despite his degree in black people. Now the noticing begins. His heart fills with the roborapecock of Grok, and the only thing stronger than love is HATE. Emily and Jessel discuss the "Racist, AI-Generated Future of Entertainment"-- The Will Stancil Show. PLUS: Josh Moon's Love Quest, Misfit P...

https://podawful.com/posts/2627 Elijah Schaffer has been overdosing on redpills so much, he's fallen into the backrooms and ended up inside the Matrix. His married, tradcath GRIFT TV cohost Sarah Stock, it turns out, was secretly bending his spoon behind the scenes the whole time. NOBODY could see this coming (except me, a year ago). Now Sarah has unplugged completely from the internet, while Elij...

https://podawful.com/posts/2626 FLESH SIMULATOR is here. The big docs finally dropped. Hey, it only took seven years, Epstein would be a full on skeleton right now if he was actually dead. CODEWORDS: PIZZA, JERKY, WALNUT SAUCE. The elites are eating kids. It turns out, YOU are in the files. P---agate is an ARG that you can play, too! Find the clues in THE EPSTEIN FILES: THE HOME GAME. We go over t...

https://podawful.com/posts/262 Turkey Tom is getting away with his CRIMES thanks to the ineptitude of Josh Moon. I seem to remember Tom was hosting Nightrape Radio while scrolling the #kidcore hashtag on Instagram. We really just letting that go? Also, isn't he bald? That's kind of a crime, too. Now Josh Moon is terrified that Tom is going to do a 6 hour "doc" on him. By the way, what is the deal...

https://podawful.com/posts/2624 FACELESS is here. SCOTTYKFITNESS, the most insufferable, performative, nu-male, hicklib, my mustache-is-my-personality guy ever has been exposed. He doxxed a disabled guy who made fun of him, and now his sponsor has dropped him, his address leaked, and his past CRIMES are being put on blast. And its all because he stole a meme. Sorry, "Scotty," ya don't get to have...

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2621 ] PART TWO. The Bum Diary. The Chronicles Of Nerdia. The Basketcase Diaries. Diary Of The Deadtooth. The Livejournal reveal continues. It turns out, every single person Mersh has ever known has died in a car crash. We've also built a playlist of the music Mersh was listening to in 2003 to get in the peanut-head o...

https://podawful.com/posts/2620 THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Diary Of Man Stank. Midget Bones' Diary. Memorirs Of A Gay Show. The Dead Schiele Scrolls. Diary Of A Shrimpy Dick. The Gay Vampire Diaries. Diary of a Fat White Woman. Mersh has Tink Tink Tink'ed himself into the most embarrassing situations in his life. Calling the police on PODAWFUL for making fun of him is just the beginning. The Cul...

https://podawful.com/posts/2617     Comedy Shaman's delusions of grandeur have him believing he is the KING OF THE GOONIVERSE, but here comes Tom Gulley to knock him back down a peg. Unfortunately, Shaman likes being pegged. The Halfway House isn't enough to stop Shaman from being mentally homeless, so hopefully Tom Gulley's radio man expertise can be the wakeup call he needs. Jesse offers Shaman...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2616 ] I've received a ton of Cease & Desists over the past 16 years, but none more BOGUS, or INSANE than this one. Comedy Shaman fired up Grok and got it to write the most Actual Indian fake legal notice of all time, over the most embarrassing thing ever. And that isn't even including him leaning into being a troon l...

https://podawful.com/posts/2615 PODAWFUL 16TH ANNIVERSARY. Faceless And Jesse P-S plunder the depths of the most schizoid crimes ever concocted, and take notes for their own future plans. Brian Wells, the infamous "Pizza Bomber", was part of the most autistically elaborate Rube-Goldberg plan ever to rob a bank, but somehow even with all their evil genius planning, Brian managed to blow it. Literal...