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https://podawful.com/posts/2672 FLESHSIMULATOR IS HERE. A hapless antifa troll brigade of the mentally Maolested is trying to stop Flesh Simulator from making a documentary about an infamous pizza place. Now they have accidentally found themselves under the influence of the PODAWFUL 5G SIGNAL. Maoist Landlord meets the Henchmen after trying to get me banned from Twitter. Learn how to effortlessly...

https://podawful.com/posts/2669 In a last, wretched act of craven cuckoldry, Lord Mersh hath loosed a vile scheme upon his former paramour, the Lady Icedanc3r, and seen her cast from her station. All for the taking of his Burger King crown. Now the Lady sits upon the Bone Throne as Mersh is crowned nothing but bald and the apithet, "SPERGER QUEEN." Yet the fool reckoned not this: she yet serves Ho...

https://podawful.com/posts/2666 Mersh has turned MERSHENARY: after once again discovering himself cucked by Icedanc3r and Kevin Scampoli, Mersh drove drunk on a four hour insanity-fueled killjoyride to Icedanc3r's house to drop off what he calls the BOX OF DREAD. But what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX??? Now Icedanc3r is leaking Mersh's SE7EN PAGE LONG serial killer style break up letter, as Mer...

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2665 ] Comedy Shaman has been on a one-way rocket-ride, tumbling down the infernal escalator on a goofed out, pill-packed trip of mutagenic proportions. As the Dabbleverse has attempted sucking him into their crotch-smoothing consortium, questioning his faith in the ethereal feminine, and hard-jerking the wheel direct...

https://podawful.com/posts/2663     Claude, boot up the Groyper replicant synthesis, create Youtube-friendly Goybot, turn fairy dials up to 11, and write a script based on whatever is currently trending on Twitter. Erm, Grok? Generate an avatar, use lesbionic protocols, crank up the weight, and dial masculinity up by 6%. Tweak the double chin. Perfect. ChatGPT, run DIAPER LOADING SEQUENCE and set...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2662 ] Comedy Shaman has been missing for over a week! After a GENERATIONAL RUN of Youtube videos, livestreams, and shorts, it turns out he was abused so badly by the Dabbleverse that he is now in a psych ward (for real). Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, and also whatever that puppet guy is called attempted to turn S...

https://podawful.com/posts/2660     Royce has posted the enitre CUCK CRUISE video for free, and the entire thing seems like a humiliation ritual. I'm not sure for who though, Mersh making his cameo appearances, or Icedanc3r getting caught lumbering in the background like (really)BIGfoot. Royce got on the boat for the humiliation, but I'm not sure marie was on board with her DICKNECK going on video...

[5.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2659 ] THE GENERATIONAL RUN NEVER ENDS. PODAWFUL PREDICTED IT! It's confirmed, Mersh took Icedanc3r on the CUCK CRUISE, and Royce's BULL, the Incredible Sulk, dished all the details. Nightwave was nothing but cope and superchats TRASHING Mersh, his audience has turned against him. Join the Henchmen on this victory lap,...

https://podawful.com/posts/2658 The Groypophile Generals, Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium, have been having a tough time navigating the cyber liminal spaces of social media. Forever lost in the unending backroom tubes of the internet. Luckily, they've groomed an army of Tradtwinks and Discord Kittens to fight their battles for them. Elijah was patriotically exposed by Empathchan in a completely ZOOTE...

[5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2657 ] HAPPY DADDY'S DAY... but, unfortunately, a lot of FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR going down while we celebrate Dad. ICEDANC3R responds directly to Podawful's latest episode, and tries to claim she and Mersh are NOT dating again. Problem is, I know the secret! And so does my guest... LITERAL Mersh skinwalker and Adult Baby Wr...

https://podawful.com/posts/2656     Nah, Mersh, that's OUR Girlfriend. Icedanc3r cucked Mersh with every single guy he's ever known, but nothing hurt more than leaving him for Mersh's favorite Adult Baby Wrestling Lover, KEVIN SCAMPOLI. Well, she and Scampoli are already broken up. Now its come out Nick Rekieta is involved, Ethan Ralph is back in the mix, and Mersh is... TAKING ICEDANC3R BACK! PLU...

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2655 ] Mersh: BUTTMOGGED. Vrillium: BUTTMOGGED. Josh Moon: BUTTMOGGED. Elijah Schaffer: BUTTMOGGED. Kevin Scampoli: BUTTMOGGED. The Earth's Buttmogged range from cucks to pentacucks, grifters to failed grifters. WHO'S NEXT? Mersh threatens Kevin in a time machine, Kevin plans an elaborate CUCKENING OF DOOM, Null's wife...

https://podawful.com/posts/2653 I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan Ralph cuck Mersh, but Mersh is officially a PENTACUCK. Icedanc3r is now...

    https://podawful.com/posts/2652     MANDICULAR IS BORN: Vrillium spends all day name searching himself to see if he's become famous enough yet to stop people from making fun of him on twitter. Sorry buddy, gonna have to start hitting the Ozempic and reverse the Twink Death if you wanna start pulling real grifter numbers. Last episode made Big Willy red in the cheeks. This time he gets a chance...

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2651 ] HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Icedanc3r's boyfriend spent his birthday wondering about how he is going to get cucked next. Comedy Shaman has gone from running blades on his arms to baking himself a cake, it's not looking good for the GOONS. BUT... as a birthday gift, Shaman has ACHIEVED PEACE WITH PODAW...

https://podawful.com/posts/2650 Jaden McNeil opens up the Groyper Files on the Groypophiles. What is a Groypophile? It's the gaggle of of Nick Fuentes wannabes like Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium (ABDL) who are the right level of gay but the wrong amount of charismatic to properly grift. Elijah Schaffer went on an insane rant against his arch enemy (his ex-wife), and now his former Brother-In-Law is...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2649 ] MISCHIEF. MAYHEM. SOAP. Comedy Shaman has lost everything, so now he's free to do anything. His perfect woman is gone, so he spends his days in a secret underground internet Fight Club, getting absolutely MONKEY DUMPED by everyone. Including actual children. But we don't talk about that. He also is making soap...

https://podawful.com/posts/2648 Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! You've got Georgie, our "comfort character" Groyper engineer; BLEAU, a v...

[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2647 ] Comedy Shaman can't stop sending threats, can't stop GOONING on Discord, and... somehow... can't stop begging strangers to babysit their kids. Now he wants to hit the "Undo" button on being a public figure. Sorry! It don't work like that, Shaman! We uncovered Comedy Shaman's secret Tiktok account. While Shaman is...

https://podawful.com/posts/2645 Salvopancakes is making it unsafe for Jewish people to roam the streets and tunnels of New York City. Rabbi Shmuley waved a hankey at the police to have Salvo arrested for the crime of making unkosher comments. Salvo has been CURSED by the good Rabbi's ancient Hebrew magic of the BLOOD LIBEL, but fist, we need BLOOD. What better blood than that of the young goyim gi...

https://podawful.com/posts/2642 NEW GOON ALERT! The Awfuldrome is chucking out the old used up goons, and employing some new, young blood for digital mayhem. I'm tired of manipulating the same googly-eyed, pudgy, e-fame chasing, snaggletoothed couch potatoes. It's time for something different. It's time for... Icedanc3r? Or should I say Daggerpussy? I had no idea, but Icedanc3r is a wannabe soundc...

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2631 ] THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Mersh Livejournal has already exposed several insane truths. His journal entries are basically the Epst**n Files but for a broke, burnout wigger skulking around outside a high school. Now we pass on making fun of Mersh to the next generation, and the first taking up the mantle is DEST...

    https://podawful.com/posts/2629     EMILY YOUCIS  is here. WILL STANCIL has been kicked out of Antifa despite his degree in black people. Now the noticing begins. His heart fills with the roborapecock of Grok, and the only thing stronger than love is HATE. Emily and Jessel discuss the "Racist, AI-Generated Future of Entertainment"-- The Will Stancil Show. PLUS: Josh Moon's Love Quest, Misfit P...

https://podawful.com/posts/2627 Elijah Schaffer has been overdosing on redpills so much, he's fallen into the backrooms and ended up inside the Matrix. His married, tradcath GRIFT TV cohost Sarah Stock, it turns out, was secretly bending his spoon behind the scenes the whole time. NOBODY could see this coming (except me, a year ago). Now Sarah has unplugged completely from the internet, while Elij...

https://podawful.com/posts/2626 FLESH SIMULATOR is here. The big docs finally dropped. Hey, it only took seven years, Epstein would be a full on skeleton right now if he was actually dead. CODEWORDS: PIZZA, JERKY, WALNUT SAUCE. The elites are eating kids. It turns out, YOU are in the files. P---agate is an ARG that you can play, too! Find the clues in THE EPSTEIN FILES: THE HOME GAME. We go over t...