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Part 2 of our double premier! This week, Jess and Thomas rejoice in the lack of Chr*s H*rrison. Thomas realizes he can't stand Kaitlyn Bristowe, but Tayshia comes in to save the day, and the two of them question what is real when Katie makes out with a cat.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A 2 part premier!! This week, Jess and Thomas blind react to the profiles of Katie Thurston's suitors. Who's the hottest? Who has the dumbest job? Who looks like their father's attorney will be calling us? You'll just have to wait and see. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The dreaded final rose. This week, Thomas and Jess trek HARD through the muddy wasteland that is R*chael and Matt's boring final dates. Matt continues to disrespect Michelle with the inability to be vaguely present for her and her feelings. Thomas and Jess are ready for Bachelorette. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Matt and the remaining women get DOWN. Thomas and Jess breakdown Matt's inability to open up to anyone else other than R*chael, we fall more in love with Bri, and Michelle proves to be the best match for Mr. James. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Thomas and Jess endure the worst tell all in Bachelor history, Victoria is as delusional as ever, and we're ALL surprised at how everyone is on Victoria's side all of a sudden? Can we talk about Matt's awful beard? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Thomas and Jess analyze the sad attempts at Home-towns, Serena P is forced to eat the most atrocious poutine on this Earth, and Rachael drives the ugliest car known to man. Can anyone believe how stunning Bri's mom is? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Thomas and Jess board the Heather Hate Train, everyone excuses themselves from the competition, and Serena C really tries to get some air time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Thomas and Jess can't stand hearing "I preach harmony" any longer, Thomas confesses his love for Bri, and the most devastating elimination ROCKS the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Thomas and Jess rejoice in the trash being taken out, MJ begins her delusion, and Victoria makes an idiot of herself (as usual).  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Thomas and Jess are exhausted from even more women joining the house. Victoria shows her true disgusting colours, and Thomas falls more in love with Abigail. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Thomas and Jess notice that a lot of girls cry, Matt starts to showcase his turtleneck collection, and we all start to hate Victoria quite a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Jess and Thomas finally get to know the women better. Victoria starts to show her true colours, SOMEBODY cries at a group prayer, and the question persists... Does Matt have a personality? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to We Hate The Bachelor! Why sit around and celebrate finding love on TV when you can tear it to shreds instead? Jess and Thomas breakdown every episodes week by week. Two reality TV obsessed normies give out roses, name best dressed, and fully drag their favourite show. This week we meet Matt and his record number of women ready to fight for his heart.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...