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Episode Forty-Eight has returning guest Frowns McBooHoo doing that asian voice he loves to do a whole bunch--So there's that. There's like maybe three stories in this episode, so it's a pretty straightforward listen. Get it? Straight. Forward. Two things Frowns isn't: Something Horrible is Happening to Me on Grindr(6:21) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4of52m/something_horrible_is...

Episode forty-nine sees the return of Terry the Tickler to discuss what may be societally accepted as the most horrible thing to witness: the death of our pet animals. Which is why all of these stories mentions animals and death! Sounds fun, right? So, uh, There's Something Weird about my Refrigerator(16:02) by A10A10A10 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5bhaz4/so_uh_theres_something_weird...

Episode Fifty. This number. We made it to this number. Okay, well, here are some spoopy Halloween stories, CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEKEND. DAXFLAME's Spooky Halloween Story(17:45) Halloween Fever(18:55) by EZMisery https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/568i0u/halloween_fever/ Tainted Candy(58:41) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/58an2x/tainted_candy/ Check out our episodes on Youtube!...

Episode 51 shows the conclusion of the Halloween weekend with co-host of the episode, Django Phillips, discussing our Halloween traditions and what the season hath brought. These stories aren't so much themed about the fun of Halloween night as it is about the Horror surrounding Halloween, in general. So, enjoy this After-Halloween-Halloween-Special: November 1st(8:53) by Accomplix https://www.red...

Episode fifty-two features a newbie in a slew of many after the 50th special, the first being: Cryin' Hawaiian. I know what you're thinking. What does a Hawaiian have to cry about? Haunted motels, Gas Stations, and Hitch-Hikers for starters. He'll fit right in, here at Lotsa Pasta. Room 401(21:35) by Andrew Harmon Arizona(42:58) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Arizona The Reason I Don't Pick U...

Episode Fifty-Four has new guest Scutch MacGee and he's an old man. He just likes to drink beers and sit on his porch and yell at the youngin's about Game of Thrones. Here, we talk about George R.R. Martin and Stephen King for like an hour. We really do Shoot the Shat in this one, so if you're not into two nerds talking for 2 hours, find another episode, and if you're really not into that, FIND AN...

Episode Fifty-Five has guest Django Phillips back again for some more Forest creepy creepos. Everything in this episode, again, deals with being outside, in the wilderness, and MONSTERS and PEOPLE FLIPPIN' OUT(you'll get it soon enough). So, if that's what you're into, TUNE IN, TUNE UP, and GET SPOOPED: Stop Being such Babies(19:51) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/44yiqb/stop_bein...

Episode Fifty-Six has guest Disco Dracula return for a very special announcement. Among other news not dealing with his sex life, this episode sees the return of episode Fifty-Four's form of talking a whole shit ton and then reading two stories and then talking a little bit more. This episode is wholly dedicated to the discussion of IT before the 2017 release, having read the cancelled 2015 script...

Episode Fifty-Seven has guest Sir Boo Berry back for another exciting episode where we follow up a series from a story we read on his last episode(forty-two). We start by talking about a horror convention and our first early impressions of IT, but we quickly get into reading some stories and theorizing its ambiguity. These are the Last Texts my Brother Sent Before He Went Missing(23:32) by chris24...

Episode Fifty Eight features guest Frowns McBooHoo, with host Captain Death, back for part THREE of another year's Christmas Special! This holiday season we tackle MUCH better stories than episodes Five and Six from last year, but HEY, here we are. Hope you all have a Happy Holiday and get nogged and listen to some Christmas Spoops! Elf on the Shelf(8:18) by The Vesper's Bell https://www.creepypas...

Episode fifty-three features another newbie named Tenron Otrin, here with us today, reading some SERIOUS ISH. When i was young, I loved Pokemon and not much else, too. Who the fudge is this masked guy, though? I wouldn't watch that shit. This is a long one SO STRAP IN, FOLKS. 1999(16:47) by Camden Lamont Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring...

It’s a new series with Cannibal Siren, folks! I know it’s what you wanted, what can I say, I know what the people want. Unfortunately, however, we’e not monster-fucking on this one. Oh, no. No, no. Not that way, at least. There is consent involved in what Cannibal Siren does. Let’s not get too far away from it, there is a monster in this one, and he’s getting close to us in all the worst ways; Non...

We’re getting closer and closer to the finale effort of CK Walker’s coming of age tale about the mystery, betrayal, and disappointment that it is to be a child burdened by the system. Sam gets up to some shit. Kimber is definitely there. Kyle, not so much. Django Phillips is ready for it to be over. And me, well, I’m just wishing there were more opportunities to hear Jimmy Prescott talk cause I th...

Mark Rooster is back with returning guest Alley Cat to discuss fun horror movies we’ve watched and then we jump into a fun story. What’s great about the movie-talk is the fact that Alley Cat hasn’t seen much of the Horror genre to begin with, and conversely, Mark Rooster has arguably seen TOO MUCH. And what’s great about the story is the fact that it harps on the Philadelphia Experiment and pays h...

Terry the Tickler and Harold Heavy Hands aren’t here for long but we just finished seeing a movie we felt the need to talk about. And then I remembered there had been like 13 other movies we should ALSO talk about. And then the episode just kind of became “Let’s talk about horror movies.” Midsommar(32:38) Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Like all good things in life, everything ends. And just like all BAD things in life, sometimes they end for a reason. Well, what about problematic things? If you’ve been listening this long, you know they linger. Today, Django Phillips and I are going to finish our journey to Mt. Doom, I mean, the baby mill, and put an end to this once and for all. Seriously, if there is a part VI, I don’t know wh...

This story is TANTALIZING. It’s like a fresh cup of water when you’ve been stuck in a desert all year, next to the sun, and the only thing you have to read is BORRASCA and it’s DISAPPOINTING. This is the opposite of disappointing. I can see now why people had been recommending it for a couple years. This story deserves the love it’s been given, it deserves the appreciation of reddit’s base. Frankl...

Let’s take a break for a second to announce our new MERCH STORE at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio You like someone on the show, BUY THEIR FACE! You like the show? BUY THE SHIRT! Now then, quickly move forward onto the new episode. It’s another solo, just me and you, baby. You can even watch.. if you want? Just kidding, this is a podcast! You can’t watch anything but yo...

Cryin’ Hawaiian knows what the kids want. He’s really in tune with this generation. He knows that sometimes when kids don’t listen, and the education system is failing you, the only alternative is -of course- indoctrination! Correct. This isn’t what we expected but that isn’t to say it was bad. Here’s an episode full of stoned rambling and a short little diddy for the boys and girls. When all else...

Tenron and I are BACK IN THE WOODS and I don’t know if this is literal or metaphorical for being lost in the DENSE WOODS OF PUBERTY. It’s weird reading a story where it’s almost like the narrator is a manipulative little teenage asshole trying to get laid by a girl who is going through some serious personal shit; or If it’s reminding me of how I was when I was younger and my prude girlfriend would...

To congratulate Frowns on his return home, I thought I’d give him and what the people want. One of the worst episodes of all time. Reading one of the worst stories of all time. Yes. This is Harry Potter Fan-Fiction. No. This has nothing to do with our show. Enjoy. My Immortal(1:20) by Tara Gilesbie https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13351337/1/My-Immortal Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.co...

You know how they say “An Apple a Day, keeps the doctors away?” Well, this doctor loves apples almost as much as he loves alcoholism. Doctor Enkenstein is back for another episode of fun little stories, jumping all over the Reddit Nosleep map. We land on some goodies, some less than goodies, and some confusies; but that’s the gamble of a random episode like so. It’s a lot of fun, I definitely reco...

Tenron Otrin is back for another thrilling episode about adolescent and pre-pubescent attraction, seduction, detraction, addition, subtraction, and rejection. We join our narrator again in the throes of young love and young stupidity as he continues to do not-spooky shit and instead whine about girls. Why do people like this story? I’m starting to suspect reddit no sleep is for lonely asshats. I’m...

This episode is Sofa King all over the place. But I love it. And you love it. Or else why would you listen? Back in the states, bringing you an episode I recorded over the summer with one of our newbies, Sofa King, I’m feeling the labor of love as I edit this episode 30,000 feet in the air with a child who I shit-you-not is screaming like some kind of banshee two rows ahead of me and I’m really tr...

You wanna hear us talk about movies? Good. The last one was well-reviewed and got a lotta hits, so here we are doing another one. Mark Rooster and I are back to talk about Rob Zombie’s new film THREE FROM HELL - but we also hop along the board. We talk about Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Ready or Not, House of 1000 Corpses, and Devil’s Rejects as well. We also give special credence to the Mah...