Lotsa Pasta

Episode Sixty-Three has guest A Bunch of Baby Ducks back for another solo episode reading the old forum "Not Hot but Spicy:" A series of unconnected original shorts presented by guest writers. Anything from ghosts to monsters to killers, NHBS got that shit. We GOT AROUND. So Spice. Radio Station Ghost(15:30) My Aunt's Pot(20:02) The Dam Man(26:32) Weird Dreams(37:38) Red Eyes(50:22) The Eye on the...

Episode Twenty-Three features guest Disco Dracula back again, y'all, with host Captain Death, for another BIG HIT episode where we cover a sequel to his last episode and we start to cover LOST Episodes with one of the most famous: Room Zero(Abandoned by Disney Sequel)(11:35) https://save-the-creepypastas.fandom.com/wiki/Room_Zero Squidward Suicide(35:04) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Squidwa...

Episode Twenty-Four features guest The-Artist-Formerly-Known-As Rocky Hockey, Harold Heavy Hands, back with a new face and a new name, with host Captain Death, for a fun little SNUFF episode. We cover some crazy surreal monster stories and some snuff films, along with the most well known mysterious film creepypasta, "Barbie. AVI," before delving into some fun trollpastas: Guarding the Office at Ni...

Episode Twenty-Five features first time FEMALE-READER Cannibal Siren, with host Captain Death, for our BIG QUARTER episode. We read some Stories to Read Alone at Night and some TrollPastas, so sit back, relax, and grab yourself a cold one(cold hand of death, I mean): As a Child I Wanted to be a Mermaid(4:55) by EZMisery https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/484jey/as_a_child_i_wanted_to_be_a_m...

Episode Twenty-Six features guest Disco Dracula back again, y'all, with host Captain Death, for another fun little episode where we talk about OUR WIVES. lol jk, we gonna die forever alone. I think we discussed Disney Channel Original Movies in the last episode, but WE TALK ABOUT THEM AGAIN, SO GET OVER IT. Then we read the chronicling of Madison the funny Unsettling Stories Girl. Good times. My W...

Episode Twenty-Seven features Episode Fifteen guests back again, Terry the Tickler and A Bunch of Baby Ducks, with host Captain Death(since episode 15), telling lots of stories and talking about cum for a little bit. Oh. We also do a MadLib. It's terrible. Your Last Breath(7:02) The Pill(11:19) by WonderingWanderer0 https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Pill The Squirming Man(20:06) Birthmarks(2...

Episode Twenty-Eight features first time guest reader GESTALT, with host Captain Death, for an AMAZING episode consistent of only two stories and a load of literary conversation. The main story we read today involves someone only known as "The Goatman," while also mentioning our love for reading and horror and HORROR READING like Stephen King, discussed on MANY episodes. Anansi's Goatman Story(13:...

Episode Twenty-Nine features guest Frowns McBooHoo with host Captain Death. It's here. The episode where Frowns does nothing but ruminate on male genitalia. Oh. We also read about The Rake. Which is... weird... placement. Enjoy: Why Do All my Lollipops Moan When I Put Them in my Mouth?(5:20) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/85vmy8/why_do_all_my_lollipops_moan_when_i_put_them_in/ Th...

Episode Thirty features guest Terry the Tickler back again with host Captain Death. Today they're tackling a big hitter. And by big hitter, I mean, big shitter. Jeff the Killer, the memer who has haunted nightmares for ages; the picture being the only creepy thing about this internet phenomenon, there's nothing scary about the story. Then we read a long and deliberately awful troll pasta. ENJOY: J...

Episode Thirty-One features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death, continuing their reading of the style of slice of life-esque stories. The first creeps are some under water creepers with some context provided by Captain Death, then they get into their usual business and indulge in Search and Rescue stories as per usual: Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver Parts One & Two(11:34) by...

Episode Thirty-Two features guest Harold Heavy Hands and Terry the Tickler back again with host Captain Death, where they read a lot of TOST(The Other Side(tumblr)), and a couple trolls and a great TV reenactment to finish the episode: Gjoberdik(12:36) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Gjoberdik Doppelgänger(12:55) Silent Warning(16:13) The Column of North America(18:43) The Backseat(21:48) With...

Episode Thirty-Three features guest Mr. SkellyBones and Disco Dracula back again with host Captain Death(since episode 14), reading a lot of short stories from CreepyPasta and TheOtherSide(Tumblr): Lightless City(13:55) by KI Simpson https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Lightless_City Waste(18:42) The Texas StiltWalker(22:53) https://creepypastacreatures.fandom.com/wiki/The_Stiltwalker Glitch(27:08...

Episode Thirty-Four features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a really fun Two Part special about creepy games. If you've heard of Bloody Mary or Ouiji Boards, then you'll realize how kid friendly they are compared to this shit. PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS: 1 Man Hide-and-Go-Seek(11:16) https://theghostinmymachine.com/2014/04/16/the-m...

Episode Thirty-Five features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a thrilling conclusion to our Two Part special about creepy games. DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS: Daruma-San(4:03) https://theghostinmymachine.com/2014/11/12/the-most-dangerous-games-daruma-san-or-the-bath-game/ Dark Music(11:58) https://theghostinmymachine.com/2017/03/13/the-most-d...

Episode Thirty-Six features guest Disco Dracula back again with host Captain Death, reading more of their favorite stories related to SEX and GENITAL MUTILATION from Unsettling Stories(with Mr. SkellyBones on Spectator Mode cause he's too busy with his WEEB SHIT): Lost Episodes(9:04) Something Horrible is Happening to Me on Facebook(25:53) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4o23lg/so...

Episode Thirty-Seven features guest Django Phillips back again with host -Captain Death- to tackle the original story Django brought to the table a couple months back plus a BONUS Chuck Palahniuk story to get ya squirmin'. ENJOY: GUTS(7:23) by Chuck Palahniuk Dogscape(29:25) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Dogscape Now on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featur...

Episode Thirty-Eight features guest Frowns McBooHoo with host Captain Death. He's not exactly here to talk about dicks again, but never say never, cause Frowns McBooHoo talks about dicks again, as are most of the stories about...erhm...dicks. (donald glover in-joke, not mentioned) ENJOY: That Good Dick(11:14) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/85j5ga/that_good_dick/ Sex in the Cemete...

Episode Thirty-Nine features guest Cannibal Siren, back again, for her second episode. This one is chock full of Stories to Read Alone at Night, something we've read a lot of on her previous episode(25), so be sure to check it out! As usual, we have a closing does of TrollPasta to round out the episode. Does Anyone Remember this Pop Song from around 2008?(18:45) by hartijay https://www.reddit.com/...

Episode Forty features friend and sometimes co-host when it's convenient for him, Disco Dracula. This one is a blast from the past with some personal storytelling and reddit conversation to start it off, leading to a hodge-podge of assorted Relatable-Goodies when it comes to other DD episodes. A Warning to Those Thinking about Accessing the Shadow Web(16:25) by keniluck https://www.reddit.com/r/no...

Episode Forty-One has guest reader Gestalt back for another kick-ass reading, but this time with a single narrative; But first, we gotta talk about Alien Covenant and Horror Movies. Psychosis is the story we read, and it takes up pretty much the entire episode SO ENJOY. Psychosis(27:27) by cinnaluna https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/n82zz/psychosis/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https...

Episode Forty-Two has guest reader Sir Boo fuckin' Berry back FROM THE PAST. It's been a thirty episode hiatus for this MF, so let's kick back and relax and get all these Phone-call-911-spoops. Last Texts my Brother Sent Me before He Went Missing(9:23) by Chris2485 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29s5q1/these_are_the_last_texts_my_brother_sent_me/ A Series of Fucked Up Texts from my Room...

Episode Forty-Three has guest reader WhereAmI? on for the first time, reading one HELL of a story. This one is fun, so stick with us, cause it takes up the WHOLE episode: Mayhem Mountain(15:35) by The_Dalek_Emperor https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/317wcs/mayhem_mountain/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient...

Episode Forty-Four has co-host Django Phillips back for another episode where we read a KILLER story and some more usual Django Bullshit. We start with a catch-up finishing story to episode 31 and finish strong with the US Forest Search and Rescue Ish: Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver P.3(23:20) by PizzND Have You Seen this Painting of a Hallway?(36:38) by wdalphin https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/...

Episode Forty-Five has guest Harold Heavy Hands back for a quick CLAWS special and I'm talking about Santy Claws; I'm talking big, MEATY CLAWS. Big ol' talon toe-nail-CLAWS. I mean, we read a couple stories that mention having claws in them? My Wife and I Discovered the Terrifying Truth about the Birds' Nests on our Property(4:08) 11 Miles(19:48) by Emeryy https://creepypastafiles.fandom.com/wiki/...

Episode Forty-Seven has new guest Strawberry Shortcake reminiscing of the simple camping times with Django Phillips, who's gone camping like maybe once. All these stories deal with creepy woods or creepy camping or creepy bullshit in general: The Big Scary House in the Woods(21:52) by iia https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/10/21/the-big-scary-house-in-the-woods/ I Found Something in the Camp Lake...