Ladies Who Lunch

The Ladies talk about their boyfriends and the joys of being kept ladies...in Max's case, while we all know Leo prefers being held captive.

Max is back from Canada, and he has stories for days. If you were sitting in row 31 on his flight, we're sorry he stole your seat.

For some reason, today Max and Leo decide to talk about Taylor Swift, with a sprinkle of Madonna, Bjork and Victoria Beckham.

Halloween season is upon us and Max and Leo discuss spooky things, like Madonna's concert and the girl that sawed her own leg off in the new Saw film.

Have you ever gotten a perm right before shooting a porn? Well, Elle Woods said you can't get it wet, so be careful. Also, Max tried to be sexy and ended up sticking a tangerine in his h***.

The Ladies grace our ears with a an episode mildly dedicate to hosting. Mainly because Leo has a dinner and he's just gonna serve some zucchini flavoured water. Also, don't you just love it when Kesha comes to your party?

Chaos reigns supreme in this episode, our Ladies have lost it, and between love stories and Leo getting fried again, why not talk about how dry they both are...

Leo is just back from Berlin, and you know he's got stories and hot topics. Meanwhile Max is doing commercials with Meghan Markle and giving out tips on how to get rid of morning breath.

Leo and Max are back from their breaks and ready to catch up on any shenanigans they got up to. Leo was hung up by a foot in the middle of the woods while Max saw a man in a parka in a park.

Leo and Max have no idea what they're doing today, so they do what they do best. Talk about Leo getting mummified and read the horoscope. Also, Max's boyfriend has a huge ****. Allegedly!

The Ladies are testing new mics, so please bear with them! Miss Gooped and Miss Gagged catch up on what happened during the weekend, like Max getting blind and Leo being a dom top diva.

Two hot f******s talk about the gay tribes! The Ladies kick the episode off with a quiz to find out what they are, but quickly just switch to talking s**t about everybody, as usual.

You look gorgeous! What's your secret? Max and Leo talk about beauty standards and their relationship with the mirror.

Max and Leo talk about orgasms, what makes them tick and tickles their fancy and, of course, all of their TEARable experiences.

Max and Leo are not available today, they have a hideous skirt convention to attend to, so get ready for Pat and Trish, otherwise known as Patricia, to talk about pop divas, hunty!

How good of a friend are you? Max and Leo today take the BFF test to see how much they know about each other. They also try and fail to get stoned.

This episode has everything, Cher impressions, Patti Lupone, Leo getting locked in a haunted closet, a red barn, southern accents and even a ghost! The Ladies are as unhinged as ever.

The Ladies have a very special guest today: Mister Rubber Netherlands 2023, Dante Woods! Max and Leo get to know Dante in a very chaotic, but enlightening interview/kiki. There will be twists, there will be fisting, just like in any good tale.

Today is the day Max and Leo finally talk about everybody's favourite topic: money. Max's recent trip to Paris and his new Jaquemus bag sure prove that our favourite ladies sure don't know how to save it. Just remember kids, don't go to Vegas!

Max and Leo discuss Leo's favourite topic: pain! Physical, emotional and psychological. The question of the week is: how would you organise your own funeral? Alexa, play Padam Padam by Kylie Minogue.

Blame it on the pollen or blame it on the pollen? Well, regardless of the answer, Leo still s**t himself on a bike and Max should not have iced coffees. Our favourite maidens talk about their favourite topic: you guessed it, poop.

It's the Ladies' Analversary! A (w)hole year of the grossest podcast on the internet and Max and Leo are sharing some of their most valuable life lessons. Remember people, a dry wipe is never enough.

Max and Leo are manifesting boyfriends for 2023. The ladies discuss all things breakup today, including Leo's story of when he cried in a sex shop and Max and his juicer.

Today's episode is a FAQ: frequently asked (and random) questions that our lovely audience has sent us anonymously. Max and Leo dive deep into the madness.

We're going to the doctor today! Leo just had a ghastly dentist appointment and can't shut up about it, while Max recalls his lovely eye surgery. Stay positive, kids!