Ladies Who Lunch

Leo went to Berlin for Easter, and he won't shut up about it! Between sleepsacks and hunties being divas, Max can't help but listen to all these stories.

Don't do drugs, kids! Otherwise you'll end up in a bathroom high on mushrooms talking to the tiles, like Max. Allegedly. Question of the day: how much second hand crack smoke has Leo ever inhaled?

Max and Leo decided that their podcast was not morbid enough, so today they talk about death. Camp funerals, near-death sexual encounters, pissing on caskets and orcas. Oh, yes, Max wants them to know he watched Free Willy.

Drag, darling! Today's topic is beloved by many and hated by some (looking at you, bigots): the art of dressing up. Celine Dijon (Max) and Leopatra (Leo) discuss the difference between a cow in a wig and a drag performer.

The ladies take over Darklands 2023! Max and Leo went to one of the biggest fetish events of the year to wreak havoc and causa shenanigans. Also, Max wore nipple clamps for the entire duration of the episode. Werk.

Have you ever masturbated in your friend's house? Today the ladies talk about self care: relax, massages, spas, cocaine and coconut water. But most importantly they want you all to know that if they slept over, they probably peed down your drain and cum in your sink.

Have you ever gone to a nude beach? Today the ladies explore Max's favourite topic: being naked and going to saunas. We are 100% comfortable with being uncomfortable in the nude, darling.

For some reason, it took our ladies a long time before deciding to talk about one of their favourite topics: porn! Today Max and Leo talk about their top three categories, their favourite vids and for some reason, gay tv shows...

Today Max and Leo discuss fistfights, revenge and (apparently) a lot of intrusive thoughts. Max is pissing in people's cereal and getting locked in a chest, while Leo is just happy to dream about throwing crying kids off planes.

The ladies are back! They're ready to discuss their New Year's resolutions and their plans for 2023. Leo's back from Italy where he got lost in some catacombs and discovered a new way to sniff poppers. Max talks about his new modelling career and wanting to get sounded.

The end of the world is upon us, and the Ladies talk about it. While Max is taking to the water and living his full sex dungeon fantasy, Leo is getting eaten alive and asking some of the bigger questions...Would you rim a zombie?

What is your favourite film? Have you ever masturbated in the back of a movie theatre? But most importantly, why did Max leave Toronto? Today's topic is movies, and our ladies are in a rush, they have to go to the cinema in 40 minutes.

Hair! That's the topic today. Our Ladies wanted to keep things gay. Get ready to hear Max's story about a Mascott eating his head, a terrible attempt at an Australian accent and Leo's bowlcut.

Max and Leo wanted to sound like old farts today and decided to talk about social media. From the day when only Max and Zuckerberg were on Facebook, to when Leo joined a group of his own haters online, our Ladies discuss everything, from porn on Twitter to why Leo should open a kinkstagram.

One of the most awaited topics here on this channel...masturbation! Today our ladies talk about the art of pleasuring onself...and cleaning up after. Leo sets the scene for his messy first time, while Max is in the back of the bus doing something definitely unholy.

Max went to Paris... and you know he's gonna make it his whole personality. Between holidays and trips, the ladies discuss their most recent adventures, including Leo not getting any action in Italy, as usual.

Coming in hot for Halloween, the Ladies talk about ghosting! ...Or actually a lot of random topics that have something to do with it, but remember kids, Max is always right and ignore every red flag for a good kisser. 

Leo is back from Berlin and ready to spill all the fetish tea on blue balls and leather. Max went to the gym and doesn't know what metric system they use in Europe. Our ladies are ready to take you on another chaotic adventure.

Have you ever peed in the sink? Today's topic is hygiene and today's recommendation is  "wash yourself!". Leo unleashes one of his most disturbing anectodes, while Max gives us his famous masterclass.

Have you ever cheated on someone? Have you ever been cheated on? Well, our Ladies have, and they are here to discuss it all, between stories of exes, lies and various sexually transmitted diseases.

Relationships: who wants them, who needs them, who's got time for them and who is delusional about being single. The ladies today snack on this evergreen topic, talking about broken families and not being particularly bright. Also, why are Max and Leo flicking beans...?

The Ladies have prided...pridden? prid? Anyway, today's topic is pride! Leo and Max survived their first boat parade in Amsterdam and tell us their top tips to survive the madness.

Love is in the air and our two favourite gay hosts discuss a very controversial topic in the community: romance. Do you go on a first date before or after anal? 

Festivals, concerts and gigs: today's theme is live music...mainly because Leo wanted to talk about Lady Gaga. Our ladies serve up some hot tea on how to survive in a crowd and, more importantly, how to get to the front...COURTNEY!

The question of the day is: how do you flirt...successfully? Max and Leo share experiences, techniques and tips to get all the menses, as well as a lot of Lord of the Rings references...