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In Season 4, Episode 16 , Embert delivers a fiery critique of today’s awareness-obsessed culture. While everyone’s busy “starting conversations,” nobody’s finishing the work—and Embert’s calling it out. This episode tackles: The rise of slacktivism over substance Performative caring on social media Hashtag movements that burn out before anything happens Embert’s grandson “raising awareness” for la...

Season 4, Episode 15. And today we’re talking about something that might be the most abused phrase in modern conversation: “I’m just speaking my truth.” Now, listen—if your “truth” can’t survive basic scrutiny, it’s not truth. It’s just noise. Being loud doesn’t make you right. Being emotional doesn’t make you accurate. And repeating it on Instagram with sparkles doesn’t make it profound. Segment...

Description : In Season 4, Episode 13 , Embert has had it with the rising tide of performative victimhood . From barista mistakes to minor online spats, people are treating every slight as a personal crisis—and Embert’s not playing along. This episode is a full-throttle rejection of the culture that confuses mild inconvenience with oppression, and attention-seeking with actual suffering. Embert re...

In Season 4, Episode 12 , Embert takes aim at one of the most popular lies in modern culture: if you feel it, it must be true . Not so fast. With his usual mix of sarcasm and old-school logic, he reminds us all that feelings are real—but that doesn’t make them facts. This episode is a direct hit on therapy-speak overload, online emotionalism, and the rise of the “my truth” movement that’s got ever...

In Season 4 Episode 11 , Embert zeroes in on a cultural shift that’s got him gritting his dentures: laziness is no longer a flaw—it’s a lifestyle brand. From “slow living” influencers to grown adults celebrating three-day weekends spent horizontal, this episode is a wake-up call for anyone who thinks doing nothing is something to be proud of. Embert makes it clear: rest is great—when you’ve earned...

In Episode 10 , Embert sets the dinner table—and sets the record straight. This episode is a throwback to a time when political arguments didn’t end friendships and family members didn’t block each other over bumper stickers. Embert dives into the collapse of civil disagreement and the rise of emotional fragility, offering a blunt but hopeful reminder: you don’t have to agree to get along . And yo...

In Season 4 Episode 9 , Embert pulls no punches as he wades into the murky waters of modern therapy culture. He’s not here to dismiss real mental health struggles—he’s here to call out the ones that are just glorified procrastination in a hoodie. From “healing journeys” that involve no actual effort, to people skipping work because their “energy isn’t aligned,” Embert delivers a much-needed remind...

In Episode 8 , Embert takes a blowtorch to the growing culture of entitlement—and waxes nostalgic for a time when people earned what they had instead of expecting trophies just for existing. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at participation ribbons or padded résumés, you’re going to love this one. He kicks things off with a story about his grandson getting an award for “Outstanding Stillness in a S...

In this no-holds-barred episode, Embert tackles one of the most overused and misused words in modern culture: racism . Once a word reserved for serious injustice, it’s now thrown around over cartoons, condiments, and coffee cups—and Embert has had enough. He opens with a truth bomb that sets the tone: “You mispronounce someone’s name at the DMV and suddenly you’re one hate crime away from federal...

In Episode 2, Embert dives headfirst into the madness masquerading as progress. From banning the words “mom” and “dad” to glorifying confusion as inclusion, Embert lays into the culture that seems more interested in rewriting reality than improving it. This episode isn’t left vs. right—it’s logic vs. lunacy. Embert spares no one as he calls out the cultural contortionists turning basic facts into...

Embert kicks off Season 4 by drawing a hard line between standing your ground and losing your grip. From blind party loyalty to cultish behavior infecting both sides, nothing’s off-limits. You can support someone without surrendering your brain—and Embert’s here to prove it. In this brutally honest season opener, he tears into political fanbases, Twitter mobs, and yes, even some of the people he u...

In Season 4, Episode 14 , Embert sets the record straight on something society used to understand instinctively: respect must be earned . In a world where people expect applause just for existing, Embert delivers a fiery, no-apologies reminder that real respect comes from action, not identity. This episode is a long-overdue reality check for the participation trophy generation—and for anyone who c...

Embert is back in Season 4, Episode 6 , wondering out loud how we became a nation of exhausted people... who don’t even work. If you’ve ever met someone who needs a “reset day” after organizing their email folders, this episode is for you. In classic form, Embert opens with a sigh, calls out the absurdity of modern burnout culture, and then proceeds to verbally body slam everything from Etsy entre...

Embert is back in Season 4, Episode 5 , and this time he’s mourning something truly tragic: the death of common sense. From frozen pizza warnings to senators justifying carjackings as "community transportation," Embert takes aim at the stupid that’s somehow become standard—and he doesn’t miss. In classic Embert fashion, the episode starts focused, spirals into a story about his dad threa...

Well, here we go again. In this episode, Embert starts off trying to talk about gas prices—“back in my day, you could fill up your tank and still have enough left over for a pack of smokes and a hot dog!”—but quickly spirals into a rant about his grandson putting oat milk in his coffee and not knowing how to read a road atlas. Embert reflects on the days when you didn’t need twelve apps just to dr...

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 3: You Call That Parenting? This week on It’s Embert , your favorite cranky old man with a mic is back to rip into the disaster we now call “parenting.” In Season 4, Episode 3, Embert stumbles, rants, and eventually barrels his way through one of his most passionate topics yet: the complete collapse of common sense in raising children. Remember when “go outside and p...

That caught your eye, didn't it? Well, this isn't about Embert having gay sex, rather the Senator Ben Cardin having sex with a staffer in the Senate. Embert goes off the deep end, as one expects him to, as he gives us all the what for about this situation.

You read that right. Embert starts going off the deep end about neck (and face) tattoos and literally vomits while recording. Edit? Nah. Why?

Embert literally has to take extra blood pressure medication after learning that the treasonous now former state of Colorado dared to say the great President Trump cannot be on the ballot. There will be many arrested, charged with treason, and put to death upon conviction. Embert is ready to help speed the process along.

Embert finds a website with one dumb law in each of the 50 states and starts to comment on each of them until he is interrupted by his cat puking not once, but twice, and has to deal with that fiasco. In the end, a meltdown.

Embert's back contrary to popular fear that he's dead from his long vacation from the "internets". This is just a "no I'm not dead" kind of episode to kick off Season 3, but be will be much more involved now!

Embert discusses new "revealings" about how smartphones are actually making kids dumb, even if they don't use them and their peers do. Based on a true story, Embert delves into the wicked world of technology and kids. Which is worse? Ask Embert!

A published article (https://www.theepochtimes.com/legislation-in-texas-could-make-voter-fraud-a-felony_4865527.html) says Texas wants to make voter fraud a felony which comes with a sentence of up to 20 years in prison. Embert supports this and wants to take it one step further and have it classified as what it realistically is... treason... which has one and only one penalty... Embert is recruit...

Short, tough, and to the point. Embert’s shortest podcast of all time. Embert is downright pissed at the election results and feels Americans did not do their part OR that it’s all fraud. He’s right about one or the other. It seems the latter is likely. Hang on to your britches because we haven’t heard him this upset ever.

Embert spews intelligent advice about how you should vote and what you should consider. If you vote Democrat, you need to be aware of a few things including the true end to America (reinforced).