Eskimo Brothers

We had Randy from Trailer Park Boys grace us at the studio today. Spaceman educates us youngin’s on the prices of dip over the years. Fucking Biden. We here at Eskimo Bros believe Elvis started soul food and you can’t tell us any different.

Spaceman got a new hobby and it may or may not involve blowing. Wtf is up with daggering? That shit hurts, right? Like how does your bag not bust? The UK just came out and said they’re going homophobic nationwide: Bob’s your uncle. It’s a wee fag ban, innit?

Looks like Ol Mike Vrabel has that dawg in him after all. We finally got BB back on track and it’s glorious. Kris Jenner is the world’s most successful pimp, right? Xanax is the closest we have in our modern day to time travel.

No BB again. If anyone has a blade, we will fall on it. Big S/O to Stallion, the pizza box, and the cache of sensitive material under the water bed. Joe Rogan is going hard for Ibogaine because he believes it’s a medicine to make you taller. He was quoted saying, “Shit, I bo gain a couple inches on god.”

Happy damn holidaze from the EskiDro Bros. In true dumb stoner fashion, BB’s mic channel didn’t get recorded. Sooooo.. Magic Boy was solicited by a bald ass prostitute. Spaceman breaks down the Frozen hierarchy. Could you sue for only eating Subway and getting fat? This question, and more, will be answered tonight at 5. Or, whenever you decide to listen.

There’s a bee swarm in Israel… they must have heard about all the honey pots 🥴🥴 We find out about some of Magic Boy’s “upper limits” and Jack tells us what he thinks an Icky Thump is all about.

Happy birthday Sam. We love you here at the pod even though you get caught speeding with no retard for human life. RIP Judith Darci. S/O r/crappymusic.

Sabrina Carpenter doesn’t like yodeling; what a bitch. She likes Scientology, though. Mickey Rourke used to be a piece of ass. From movie star to trying to turn out Jojo Siwa. Yikes. Y’all remember them gray kids from The Proud Family?

We come in hot with some over the top door humor. Touch me, baby. They say there’s satanists in Sumner County. If there ever was a time for lynching… we at Eskimo Bros would say “you’re wrong” because there’s never a time for lynching. Stick around for our lovely Foghat rendition.

Racist uncles and destroyed chevelles. Spaceman had some things to take care of, but he made it in about halfway. All the men were hanged, and the children all got pink eye. Amen.

We’re grown ups. We just happen to talk about penis, scientifically. Neil Young and cocaine are the reasons for the earliest use of cgi in film. We didn’t realize Freddie Mercury was gay; we just thought he was flamboyant like Elton John or Lil Nas X.

Man rip Gucci Mane. We don’t want the smoke Mr. Pooh. Someone explain the Charlie Kirk bullet for us. RIP Tommy Shelby.

Giuliani ran this city into the ground. We don’t know if you know this but Gatorade is supposed to be diluted. Isn’t that crazy?

The Willett boyz hit broadway for Robert Plant. Magic Boy DID NOT cry at all. What do you do when you find your parents sex toys as a child? We know what to do as an adult…

This war is only gonna hurt the consumers…but they’re the least of our concerns right now. Shout out L.I.S.A. Steve Jobs was a good father and we don’t care what you say. The Holy Spirit took hold about halfway through. Send tithes to TPUSA.

Robert Kardashian went out the Michael Douglas route. There’s a price to be an Olympian… Just ask Caitlyn Jenner. Shout out the Kardashian Coven.

There’s a nonzero chance Afroman will fuck your wife. Shout out Rick Perry and his quirky little ranch in Texas. Wtf was up with “Latinx?”

Spaceman lets us know up top that he’s got hella control of allllll his muscles. What if God was one of us? THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT I’M HIM. Hell, we’ve never been to Spain.

S/o Colter Wall. Spaceman wants a Blunderbust. Stevie Ray Vaughan is overrated…especially once you find out Vin Diesel makes reggaeton.

Is Liam Neeson a drunk, or does he just hate people? Shout out Karen Horney, psychologist extraordinaire. Magic Boy luvs Molly Meatball, ya sausage.

What is a beard? Nashville CoL is higher than Magic Boy. Spaceman expresses some views that have just been eating him up.

Sup folks? We added a new element to the podcast. Science is a liar sometimes. NBA Youngboy is sweet.

Human nature IS gay. Rip Isaac Kappy. Ashton Kutcher isn’t hot. We’ll fight you over it.

R.I.P. Acme. Say baby do you wanna lay down with me? SAY BABY.

Ol Magic Boy says he hasn’t cranked in a coon’s age; Jon explains to us what “Of Mice and Men” was about and we didn’t realize it had so much in common with “Old Yeller.” Also, these only fans girls doing Down syndrome filters are the sign of the apocalypse.