Doom Generation

The once happy Kritakos family; Arthur (Tony Shaloub), Kathy (Shannon Elizabeth), and Bobby (Alec Roberts) are in dire straits since the house fire that claimed the life of their wife and mother, Jean (Kathryn Anderson). Barely holding it together, they're approached by the lawyer (JR Bourne) of Arthur's mysterious late uncle Cyrus (F. Murray Abraham) with a posthumous gift of a glass hous...

Her spooky show is failing but that's ok because Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) is ready to make it in Vegas in her own one woman show, there's only one problem - she needs 50k for the stage at the Flamingo. Luckily her Aunt Morgana has died and left an inheritance that will hopefully get her there. Unfortunately all she gets is an old house, a poodle named Algonquin, and a beloved recipie bo...

Utah, the mid 80's; we meet two young punks, Stevo (Matthew Lillard) and Heroin Bob (Michael Goorjian) and relive their experiences with their tribe - elder scene queen, Trish (Annabeth Gish), manic dream girl, Sandy (Jennifer Lien), burnout dealer, Sean (Devon Sawa), John the Mod (James Duval), Hardcore Mike (Jason Segel), Eddie the romantic (Adam Pascal), and mysterious drug dealer, Mark (Ti...

Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers) is afraid of commitment. He finds any reason to leave a relationship until he meats butcher, Harriet (Nancy Travis), who he quickly falls for. After introducing her to his best friend Tony (Anthony LaPaglia) and his parents (Brenda Fricker and Mike Myers) he recalls a Weekly World News article about a black widow who kills on her honeymoon night. He starts to suspect...

It's love at first sight for Clarence (Christian Slater) and Alabama (Patricia Arquette) when she's hired to have a chance meeting with him on his birthday. Before they can live happily ever after they'll have to get her things from her pimp, Drexl (Gary Oldman. When Clarence goes all Charlie Bronson, he's mistakenly given a suitcase filled with cocaine. The lovers escape to LA with the help of de...

May 26th, 1976 - it's the last day of school and the incoming seniors (Jason London, Joey Lauren Adams, Milla Jovovich, Shawn Andrews, Rory Cochrane, Adam Goldberg, Anthony Rapp, Sasha Jenson, Marissa Ribisi, Cole Hauser, Michelle Burke, Parker Posey) and grown ass Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) are doing their best to prepare the younger kids (Wiley Wiggins, Christin Hinojosa, Esteban Powell...

Harrington High is a regular school experiencing some regular problems ; lack of funding, bullies and most recently an alien species hell bent on world domination. Can this motley crew of teenagers (Josh Hartnett, Elijah Wood, Clea DuVall, Jordana Brewster, Laura Harris, Shawn Hatosy) discover the key to undoing the invasion and save us all from The Faculty? (Robert Patrick, Salma Hayek, Famke Jan...

Giza 1928 - when you were still allowed to just take cultural artifacts from archeological dig sites. We join Catherine Langford (Viveca Lindfors) who's DADDY has "found" a strange artifact and they spend the next 66 years trying to figure out what it means. Enter Dr. Daniel Jackson (James Spader) who has some interesting theories as to who built the pyramids, could it be ALIENS?! Th...

In the dream to awaken our world, we take control, we take no side, we ARE the edge and what we truly want you can't give it, can't even buy it and you just don't get it. Peter Chung's Aeon Flux, the series - this time on Doom Generation 

New York City, the 23rd century - a supreme being, Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) arrives on Earth and falls into the cab of Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis). After sacrificing the rest of his license points to rescue her, he brings her to Father Cornelius (Ian Holm) for help. The trio hooks up with renowned entertainer Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) as they unknowingly race against the wicked Zorg (Gary Oldman) t...

Pack up your dancing shoes because we're heading to Kellerman's for the summer. Dr Jake Houseman (Jerry Orbach) is treated to a trip to the Catskills with his family - Marjorie (Kelly Bishop), tragic Lisa (Jane Brucker) and Baby (Jennifer Grey) who carries a watermelon into a sexual awakening when she sees Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) move them hips. After an eye opening situation with fellow da...

Mark Renton (Ewan McGregor) is trying to clean up and choose life, but hard intravenous drugs and his group of childhood friends make that difficult. Sick Boy (Jonny Lee Miller) always has a scam, Spud (Ewen Bremner) always goes along and Begbie (Robert Carlyle) who only does violence, usually manages to fook things up further. On the way down the spiral the monster of addiction takes Tommy (Kevin...

Wish we would've met you, but now it's a little late. Frank Brayker (William Sadler), the keeper of an ancient key, is on the run from The Collector (Billy Zane). He crash lands in Wormwood, New Mexico and takes shelter in a decommissioned church, home to a motley crew of ne'er-do-wells - house mother Irene (CCH Pounder), drunken Uncle Willy (Dick Miller), disgruntled simp Wally (Charl...

You guys wanna see a dead body? Gordie (Wil Wheaton), Chris (River Phoenix), Teddy (Corey Feldman), and Verno (Jerry O'Connell) tell their folks they're camping out in order to lay claim to the body of Ray Brower. Along the way they encounter junkyard dogs, leeches, and the neighborhood gang. Led by hot ass bad boy Ace Merrill (Kiefer Sutherland), they intend to lay claim to the body thems...

Julie (Jennifer Love Hewitt), Ray (Freddie Prinze Jr), Helen (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Barry (Ryan Phillippe) had such a great time last summer. They graduated, made plans, partied...maybe killed a guy and covered it up...you know, just regular teenage things! Someone out there remembers and is stalking these kids in order to take them out one by one. An urban legend comes to life in I Know What...

Pop the Bolli and pour the Stoli and don't forget your tickets, money, and passport! Join us as we celebrate the comedic genius of our favorite drunken duo Edina Monsoon (Jennifer Saunders) and Patsy Stone (Joanna Lumley), in the show that spawned this podcast, Absolutely Fabulous! Featuring bitch troll from hell daughter, Saffron (Julia Sawalha), the old woman, Gran (June Whitfield), a couple of...

Little Davey Osborne (Henry Thomas) lives in a fantasy world of spies and intrigue alongside his hero, imaginary agent Jack Flack (Dabney Coleman). When he accidentally stumbles upon a real life plot, Davey enlists his best pal Lady Ace, Kim (Christina Nigra) to run down the the three-fingered terrorist and stop them. When the kids find themselves in way over their heads, real life hero Hal Osborn...

School is over and everyone is going their separate ways. Before they go, there's one last party and one last chance for Kenny (Seth Green) to hook up with a fine honey, for William (Charlie Korsmo) to get revenge on his bully, Mike (Peter Facinelli)), and one last chance to test fate as Preston (Ethan Embry) finally confesses his love to girl of his dreams,  Amanda (Jennifer Love Hewitt) [if...

We got tickets to Hawaii, but now we're stuck in Summer School. Freddy Shoop (Mark Harmon) is forced to cancel his Hawaii trip and (gulp) teach (?!) in order to secure his tenure. Unfortunately the remedial English class (Patrick Labyorteaux, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Kelly Jo Minter, Ken Olandt, Shawnee Smith, Richard Steven Horvitz), led by Chainsaw (Dean Cameron) and Dave (Dave Frazier), want...

We're serving up chips, dips, peaches, and cream (?) at this nasty little soirée this week. Hopeless high school geeks, Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) and Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell Smith), use the power of 80's technology (and a little accidental magic) to create their perfect woman, Lisa (Kelly LeBrock). She makes their bullies, Max (Robert Rusler) and Ian (Robert Downey Jr.) redefine their terms...

TGIFF - Annabel Andrews (Jodie Foster) is struggling with typical teenage issues - braces, the boy next door, and crusty dirt feet. Ellen, her mother (Barbara Harris), has her own set of problems to deal with - mothering and wifing to ungrateful husband, Bill (John Astin). Each of them think the other has it easy and make a fateful wish to switch places just for the day and have to walk a mile in...

Young couple, Guy and Rosemary Woodhouse (John Cassavetes and Mia Farrow) move into an apartment with a shady history and make reluctant friends with elderly neighbors the Castevets (Ruth Gordon and Sidney Blackmer). They enlist Guy in an evil plot to impregnate Rosemary with the son of Satan in exchange for success. Are all of them witches? Find out what comes with the fall in Rosemary's Baby...

We're headed to Vegas where we plan to gamble, we're gonna dance, and we're gonna WIN! Hit the road to 100 episodes with Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) as she writhes her way from a modest trailer with her savior, Molly (Gina Ravera) to the very top of Stardust royalty in Goddess. Douse yourself in the holy water of Cristal Conners (Gina Gershon) and take a dip in the neon pool of Zac...

In this very musical episode (which really isn't that musical), we discuss a childhood favorite and hope and dream along side little orphan Annie (Aileen Quinn). We follow Annie as she escapes drunken house mother Miss Hannigan (Carol Burnett) to a week of luxury at the Warbucks' estate. We get further into Tessa's lust for domineering bald men, Daddy Warbucks (Albert Finney) and explo...

It is with great U4EA (euphoria) that we present to you the ultimate high school fantasy, Beverly Hills 90210. We join newcomers, the Walsh twins (Shannen Doherty, Jason Priestley) as they navigate the differences between the midwest and the West Coast with new friends (Luke Perry, Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling, Brian Austin Green, Ian Ziering, Gabrielle Carteris, and more). We remember the most ico...