Doom Generation

After winning in a tie at the Ms. Drag Queen pageant, Vida Boheme (Patrick Swayze) and Noxeema Jackson (Wesley Snipes) are set to scandalize the country. But when Ms. Vida finds a little Latin boy in tears, she decides to adopt the young protégé, Chi-Chi (John Leguizamo). They trade their roundtrip plane tickets to LA for a cross country trip in a Jayne Mansfield fantasy car. After a run in with t...

Everyone knows that you don't stray from the path, never eat a windfallen apple, and never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle. And you're about to find out that when a girl enters puberty, she has werewolf anthology nightmares. She must now choose, does she turn wolf, get boobies, or fellate a tree? Find out with us! Enjoy this Patreon Exclusive episode and find more at patreon....

We didn't hate this movie as much as Eddie Snips but for the last movie of the year, we're not impressed - Everybody is in it though - Ben & Casey Affleck, Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz, Elvis Costello, Angela Featherstone, Janeane Garofalo, Gaby Hoffmann, Kate Hudson, Catherine Kellner, Courtney Love, Brian McCardie, Jay Mohr, Nicole Ari Parker, Martha Plimpton, Christina Ricci and P...

Actress Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn), while working on location in Georgetown, begins to notice strange noises in her home and bizarre behavior from her pre-teen daughter, Regan (Linda Blair). After a series of grueling medical tests that lead nowhere, the doctors send her to the church for help. At the end of her rope, she meets Damien Karras (Jason Miller), a Jesuit priest struggling in his fai...

Time, time, time, see what's become of me....Three best friends, Clay (Andrew McCarthy), Blair (Jami Gertz) and Julian (Robert Downey Jr,) reunite at Christmas break after a disastrous Thanksgiving meeting. Blair has been worried about Julian, he owes Rip (James Spader) a whole lotta money, his family has had it with him, and he's freebasing in public spaces. Clay comes home hoping to repa...

Lil' Fred Savage is unwell so naturally his Papa Columbo (Peter Falk) comes to pinch his cheeks read him a family favorite. A tale that sees a young farm boy, Westley (Cary Elwes) leaving the only eligible girl in Florin, Buttercup (Robin Wright) behind to seek an unspecified fortune abroad. During his 5 year absence, Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon) snatches her up for his bride. His motiv...

Seymour Krelborne (Rick Moranis) is living down on skid row, trying to make it somewhere that's green with his paramour Audrey (Ellen Greene) who has a nogoodnik boyfriend, Orin Scrivello DDS (Steve Martin). With the help of an alien plant he names Audrey II (Levi Stubbs), he rises to fame from his humble beginnings at Mushnik's (Vincent Gardenia) he soon learns the secret of Twoey's s...

Meet country mouse Rebecca (Carla Gugino), valedictorian of the class of 93'. She's spent most of her time down on the farm, but once she gets to school in the jungle of L.A., she feels out of place. That is until resident advisor, Crawl (Pauly Shore) gets her mingling. When it's time for a visit home for the holidays, she's gooped by her hometown boyfriend, Travis (Dan Gauthier) p...

We're drenching ourselves in the splendor of a film that was everywhere and then nowhere. Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty), in an effort to curb illegal gambling, breaks up a speakeasy club run by Lips Manly (Paul Sorvino), but is hindered by a takeover led by Big Boy Caprice (Al Pacino) and his gang: Flathead (William Forsythe), Mumbles (Dustin Hoffman), Pruneface (R.G. Armstrong - not Ronald Reaga...

Things sure have changed for Pee-wee Herman (Paul Reubens RIP). He's moved to a small town filled with elderly people to work in his lab with his pig Vance (Wayne White), on a secret formula to eliminate world hunger. This all changes when the Cabrini Circus literally blows into town, bringing with it a colorful cast of characters led by Mace Montana (Kris Kristofferson) and his horny lil'...

Bob Patchett (Ed Begley Jr.) has a nice life  1. A home that is his castle 2. A loving family 3. A successful career 4. The freedom to enjoy the fruits of his labor When it comes to liabilities he's got only one, his long suffering wife Ruth (Roseanne Barr). Bob wants to run off and live his fantasy with MaryFisher (Meryl Streep) in her palace by the sea, but not before awakening the She-Devil...

We've got a classic anthology for y'all, starting with a kindly woman (Debbie Harry) who is keeping a small boy named Timmy (Matthew Lawrence) captive in order to cook and eat him. Timmy buys himself some time by telling the story of Lot 249 (Steve Buscemi, Christian Slater, Julianne Moore & Robert Sedgwick), Cat From Hell (William Hickey, David Johansen, Mark Margolis, Alice Drummond...

An ancient evil has possessed the laziest fuck up in town, Anton (Devon Sawa) and his now possessed hand has become murderous. After killing his folks (Fred Willard & Connie Ray), it puts a serious damper on his usual slacker activities such as smoking weed and watching TV with his buds, Mick (Seth Green) and Pnub (Elden Henson) when it kills them too. With the help of demon slayer, Debi LeCur...

Cuesta Verde is a nice place to live and raise a family...OR IS IT?! Steve Freeling (Craig T Nelson) moves his wife, Diane (JoBeth Williams) and kids, Dana (Dominique Dunne), Robbie (Oliver Robins) to their new dream home where youngest, Carol Anne (Heather O'Rourke) is later born...in the tub we guess. Diane discovers some strange happenings in their house and little Carol Anne hears the voic...

The once happy Kritakos family; Arthur (Tony Shaloub), Kathy (Shannon Elizabeth), and Bobby (Alec Roberts) are in dire straits since the house fire that claimed the life of their wife and mother, Jean (Kathryn Anderson). Barely holding it together, they're approached by the lawyer (JR Bourne) of Arthur's mysterious late uncle Cyrus (F. Murray Abraham) with a posthumous gift of a glass hous...

Her spooky show is failing but that's ok because Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) is ready to make it in Vegas in her own one woman show, there's only one problem - she needs 50k for the stage at the Flamingo. Luckily her Aunt Morgana has died and left an inheritance that will hopefully get her there. Unfortunately all she gets is an old house, a poodle named Algonquin, and a beloved recipie bo...

Utah, the mid 80's; we meet two young punks, Stevo (Matthew Lillard) and Heroin Bob (Michael Goorjian) and relive their experiences with their tribe - elder scene queen, Trish (Annabeth Gish), manic dream girl, Sandy (Jennifer Lien), burnout dealer, Sean (Devon Sawa), John the Mod (James Duval), Hardcore Mike (Jason Segel), Eddie the romantic (Adam Pascal), and mysterious drug dealer, Mark (Ti...

Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers) is afraid of commitment. He finds any reason to leave a relationship until he meats butcher, Harriet (Nancy Travis), who he quickly falls for. After introducing her to his best friend Tony (Anthony LaPaglia) and his parents (Brenda Fricker and Mike Myers) he recalls a Weekly World News article about a black widow who kills on her honeymoon night. He starts to suspect...

It's love at first sight for Clarence (Christian Slater) and Alabama (Patricia Arquette) when she's hired to have a chance meeting with him on his birthday. Before they can live happily ever after they'll have to get her things from her pimp, Drexl (Gary Oldman. When Clarence goes all Charlie Bronson, he's mistakenly given a suitcase filled with cocaine. The lovers escape to LA with the help of de...

May 26th, 1976 - it's the last day of school and the incoming seniors (Jason London, Joey Lauren Adams, Milla Jovovich, Shawn Andrews, Rory Cochrane, Adam Goldberg, Anthony Rapp, Sasha Jenson, Marissa Ribisi, Cole Hauser, Michelle Burke, Parker Posey) and grown ass Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) are doing their best to prepare the younger kids (Wiley Wiggins, Christin Hinojosa, Esteban Powell...

Harrington High is a regular school experiencing some regular problems ; lack of funding, bullies and most recently an alien species hell bent on world domination. Can this motley crew of teenagers (Josh Hartnett, Elijah Wood, Clea DuVall, Jordana Brewster, Laura Harris, Shawn Hatosy) discover the key to undoing the invasion and save us all from The Faculty? (Robert Patrick, Salma Hayek, Famke Jan...

Giza 1928 - when you were still allowed to just take cultural artifacts from archeological dig sites. We join Catherine Langford (Viveca Lindfors) who's DADDY has "found" a strange artifact and they spend the next 66 years trying to figure out what it means. Enter Dr. Daniel Jackson (James Spader) who has some interesting theories as to who built the pyramids, could it be ALIENS?! Th...

In the dream to awaken our world, we take control, we take no side, we ARE the edge and what we truly want you can't give it, can't even buy it and you just don't get it. Peter Chung's Aeon Flux, the series - this time on Doom Generation 

New York City, the 23rd century - a supreme being, Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) arrives on Earth and falls into the cab of Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis). After sacrificing the rest of his license points to rescue her, he brings her to Father Cornelius (Ian Holm) for help. The trio hooks up with renowned entertainer Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) as they unknowingly race against the wicked Zorg (Gary Oldman) t...

Pack up your dancing shoes because we're heading to Kellerman's for the summer. Dr Jake Houseman (Jerry Orbach) is treated to a trip to the Catskills with his family - Marjorie (Kelly Bishop), tragic Lisa (Jane Brucker) and Baby (Jennifer Grey) who carries a watermelon into a sexual awakening when she sees Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) move them hips. After an eye opening situation with fellow da...