CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Welcome to a new episode of CORNDOWN! In this installment, I’m joined by some fantastic cohosts for a series of entertaining calls. We’ll dive into the hilarious realm of unwanted pizza mishaps, share anecdotes about intriguing front desk complaints, and even explore the art of getting people arrested. With wastedmemory, Dog Lettuce, and snappy bakes on board, get ready for a rollercoa...

Welcome to a fresh episode of CORNDOWN! In today’s show, join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we dive into a series of captivating calls. Together, we uncover the mysteries behind misplaced phones and stumble upon unexpected treasures in unlikely places, all the while sharing laughs and insights. Lux, our cohost, joins the conversation to share perspectives on topics ranging from the quir...

Join me on this episode of CORNDOWN as I dive into a series of intriguing calls with my cohosts. We’ll discuss everything from replacement keys to the sectional sofa, and even uncover some juicy rumors along the way. Tune in to hear about animal identification crises, prize closets, and the unexpected adventures of kicking squirrels. Plus, we’ll explore the fascinating world of mouse a...

Join me, your host, as I delve into the weird and wonderful world of CORNDOWN. In this episode, we explore the dark corners of Reddit with wastedmemory, discussing some truly bad stuff. We also tackle the age-old question of what would happen if I lost my keys, and dive into the art of journaling. With SPLink and snappy bakes, we explore the fascinating topic of Narcan Spray, and even touch on the...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I embark on a series of engaging conversations with my cohost wastedmemory. We explore a wide range of topics, starting with wastedmemory’s fascination with old coins and his personal experiences with fire extinguishers. We delve into the significance of fire safety and discuss the potential dangers of wild berries. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as we...

Join me and wastedmemory on an episode of CORNDOWN that unravels a tapestry of intriguing calls and thought-provoking conversations. Explore the enigmatic world of drug money and the complex dynamics of brand loyalty. Listen as we reflect on the challenges and mysteries of old age, contemplating the profound journeys of individuals nearing the end of their lives. We also touch on topics like wish...

Embark on an enthralling adventure as I guide you through the captivating episodes of CORNDOWN. Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we explore the peculiar contents of inventories, immerse ourselves in the whimsical realm of comic chaos, navigate through mishaps in hotels and pest control, and indulge in lively conversations about the world of coffee and condiments. Discover the unexpected, fr...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me on CORNDOWN, where we dive into hilarious and relatable everyday experiences. In this episode, I’m joined by wastedmemory, snappybakes, and Lux for some entertaining calls. We explore the mystery of wet shoes, the curious world...

Join me on an insightful journey as we delve into the quirks and challenges of everyday life. In candid calls with my cohosts wastedmemory, ROBIN, snappybakes, and Lux, we explore topics like finding the perfect place to empty your stomach, surviving uncomfortable conversations, and the art of sobering up. Along the way, we encounter shocking situations, discuss adult modes, and unravel the myster...

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU! If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! I’m new at doing the full edits, so I hope to get better at these descriptions. For now, just know the show contains at minimum the following: Whats 99c, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost, Drive-thru Poison, (wastedmemory) drive-thru poison, Bad Feeling Burger, Food Weapon, (wastedmemory)...

OH MAN. This is the first proper long-format edit of a CORNDOWN show. Expect these in the future. Consider all the old shows an archive, and the podcast proper starts at 171 i guess. I technically could go back and edit this way to at least 100, but I don’t want to. So enjoy! And if you like what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere . Listen live Fridays 7...

Nearest register, Employee breaks, Wasted outside smoking, Family time, Wastedmemory suspicious smell, Killer bees, Wastedmemory safe meetup, Cocaine responsibility, Wastedmemory which drugs, Apples as medicine, Wastedmemory loan payment, What substances, Employee breaks ii  cigarettes, Wastedmemory contact situation, Urinal cakes, Wastedmemory the flames, Whopper keys, Standing area, Arby’s...

This show contains the following calls and more! Face Description, Quitting permission, Baby fears, Bird Mistake, Cheese Person (bad day), Children’s safety area, Fermented beer, Underage shoppers, Heavy carts, Heavy trash, Parking Placards or Management Vampires, Burger basher, Too Cute, Missed call. Thank you for checking out the show! Check me and wastedmemory out live every Tuesday and F...

Lazy Managers, Wingman (HALF HOUR CALL!!), Bad apple, Burger Dealership, Close my Tab, Cool Shirt, BBQ Sauce, Parking break, Found onion, Going Serverless, Dying cat.

Wet Room, Disabled Motorcycle, Asshole Parking, Parking Bill, Grass Parking, The Incline, Filetype Extensions, Gettin a Trespass, Childrens Adhesives, Private Line, Calling 911, Tow my Car, Self Suspicious

Quiet Time, Wakeup Calls, Door Locks, Key Card Credit, Guest Offender, Hurt Feelings Problem, Aggressive Customer, Mans Pants Pockets, Strange Customer, Runaway Adult Children

In The Trunk, Entered To Win, Won’t hang up, Lost hearing aid, Coffee pre-order, Throw up, Giving feedback, Sandwich responsibility, One minute

Broken Window’s, Imaginary Problem’s, Brown Gatorade, Sober Driver, Hand Touching’s, Urine Fees, Potassium Source, Division of Hotel and State, Fish Friday, Aisle Three Poop’s, Machine Reset’s, Easter Pregnants, Urined Food’s

Toilet water, Ivy allergy, Room online, Room activation, Off script, Recycle phone, Marlbarrow 100s, Baby accident, Baby puncher, Animal not kid accident, Coin pills, Serial numbers

what happens then, found a toe, not 4/20, lost a toe, access code, pizza hat, etc

Dog Towel’s, Cop Sex, Weird Kiss, Feet Burger, Entrance Pointing, Drunk Drive-Thru, Bible Eater, Alarm Permission, I Got Your Nose, Drunk Crying, Start Smoking, Sleep Sample’s, Group Toilets, Shoe Toss

Shoe Ducts, Call the Polices, Liars, Key Duct, Smoke Alarms, Text Message, Pregnant Message, Pregnancy Guest, Medium Hotel, Self Punching, Speaking French, Premium Channels, Car Sleeping, Not Evil, Hotel Hand Washing, Hotel Basement, French Apology

A Hotel with No Elevator, Hard Word Floor, Weird Edibles, Whose Card, Toilet Hands, Room Soup, Stalker Help, Tell the Police, WD50 Oil, Full Nude, Spilt Water, Broken Key, Lamp Fee

Computer Disc, Less Steps, Staying Longer, Irish Coffee Dog, Government Format, Splash Guard, Government Money, Selling Stamps, Dog List, Untied Shoe, Punching Friends, Fake Animal Fee, Dog Bees, Partial Pet Fee

Obscene Plate, Sour Candy, Doing Motorcycles, Dog Adoption, Dr Rug, Bathroom Cleaners, Extension Cord, Poppin Fuses, Bring my WiFi, Sleep Watcher, Saying the B Word, Car Auditor, Cheddar Cats, Arbys Lettuce, Bring my WiFi II, Cronkleberries holy shit I mostly automated this description. this is going to save me dozens of minutes. dozens.